Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - apparently until one of them perma dies
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - it was a bit of slowburn, i mean with the timeline it took these losers over a year to say anything about feelings to each other
How was their first kiss? - very horny. cricket takes a loooooong time to warm up to casual affection so i’m sure it wasn’t a sweet casual thing since they started out as friends with benefits.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Vadim. technically since he was the first to bring up the idea.
Who is the best man/men? - ???
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - ???
Who did the most planning? - …Cricket?
Who stressed the most? - Vadim because of Cricket changing their mind every five minutes
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - the press
Sex:
Who is on top? - Cricket
Who is the one to instigate things? - also Cricket… @ Clovis Bray why’d you make exos so horny?
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Hours
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - I’m sure it’s something they both try for
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - NONE
How many children will they adopt? - I hadn’t even thought of that… oh no
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Vadim
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Cricket
Who does the grocery shopping? - they try and do it together bc the market is cute
How often do they bake desserts? - often. they both have insomnia and it’s fun
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - idk about Vadim but Cricket prefers a plant based diet bc it’s easier to convert to biofuel
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Cricket while Vadim is working
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Vadim
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Neither
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Cricket since Vadim has a real job in the City
Who is really against chores? - Neither?
Who cleans up after the pets? -
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Cricket
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Cricket, they stress over people in general
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Vadim, but it wasn’t a dollar, it was a knife
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Vadim, Cricket doesn’t need to bathe as much bc robot
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - When it’s the big holidays like Festival of the Lost, the Dawning, Solstice, etc…
What are their goals for the relationship? - being happy and making each other feel good
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - lol sleeping. that’s funny
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship -
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -
How was their first kiss? -
Wedding:
Who proposed? -
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -
How fancy was the ceremony? -
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top? -
Who is the one to instigate things? -
How healthy is their sex life? -
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? -
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
How rough are they in bed? -
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? -
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? -
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -
Who does the grocery shopping? -
How often do they bake desserts? -
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -
Chores:
Who cleans the room? -
Who is really against chores? -
Who cleans up after the pets? -
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -
“Hey… Can we try something new?”
“Is it going to hurt?”
“Wait! I…I’ve never done this before.”
“Just be still and relax…”
“Er, am I doing this right?”
“I’m not hurting you, am I?”
“I want my first time to be with you.”
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!”
“Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”
PUBLIC AFFAIRS -
“Wow…you’re easy to rile up.”
“Forget the bed…let’s do it right here.”
“What if someone sees us?!”
“Quiet down or they’ll hear us.”
“Try to keep quiet…we wouldn’t want to get caught.”
“Are you serious? Here? Now?”
“We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.”
“Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.”
“I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
“I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
PICK-UP LINES && SUGGESTIONS. -
“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?”
“What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!”
“Don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.”
“Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.”
“I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”
“Can I put you on my to-do list?”
“I can’t take my eyes off of you.“
“If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
“Kiss the hell out of me. Please.”
“You can stay but your clothes must go.”
“I like my reflection a little more with you all over me.”
“Does this feel good?”
“Take a bath with me?”
“Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!”
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“And how are you going to make it up to me?”
“My sexual preference is often.”
“i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. “
“I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”
HOT && HEAVY -
“You make such adorable sounds.”
“ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “
“S-Stop staring at me like that!”
“So are we going to do this already or what?”
“Stop teasing!”
“do you know how bad i want you?”
“you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.”
“Don’t cover your mouth…I like hearing you.”
“Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.”
“We’ve only got three minutes…let’s do this fast.”
“get on your knees.”
“oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~”
“what’s my name?”
“Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?”
“I love seeing you covered in my marks…”
“I love it when you leave your marks on me…”
“don’t stop!”
“Please. I need you. Now.”
“i want you to fuck me.”
"Should we use rope or handcuffs?”
“beg for it.”
“bend over.”
“Let me hear you sing for me.”
“you are already turned on ~?”
“swallow it. all of it.”
MISC -
“ Come sit on my lap, love “
“ You look so gorgeous right now…”
“ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to cum. “
“ Strip for me. Slowly. I want to savor every inch of you. “
“ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”
“ Mmm… do you like that? “
“Such a pretty sight, all tied up in ropes.”
“I wore these panties just for you.”
“You are mine, never forget that.”
“Ah, ah. I didn’t say you could touch me.”
“You’ll be glad to hear that I’m not wearing underwear today.”
“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You wanna help me out of this?”
this meme is based on this wonderful positive blog.
‘ be patient. ’
‘ healing takes time. ’
‘ i hope you have a restful night & go to bed knowing that you are loved, because you are. ’
‘ i just wanna cuddle you before bed & hold your hand while we sleep. ’
‘ i want to giggle as you wrap me in a big bear hug. ’
‘ if something makes you happy then you are never too old for it. ’
‘ let yourself grow past the inhibitions which are holding you back. ’
‘ live life unapologetically. ’
‘ mistakes are okay. everyone makes them. it’s okay to forgive yourself. ’
‘ never be afraid to stand up for yourself because that it super important. i know it’s scary, but you & your feelings matter. ’
‘ no matter what happens, it’s going to be okay. ’
‘ no matter what your goal is, no matter how far you have gotten, you will make it one day even if it’s a long way off. ’
‘ please don’t give up. ’
‘ repeat after me: everything will be okay. ’
‘ repeat after me: we are going to get through this. ’
‘ sometimes things take time. ’
‘ things will work out, but good things take time. ’
‘ you are & always will be enough. ’
‘ you are alive, you deserve love, & you will be okay. ’
‘ you are good enough. that includes all of your decisions & flaws & strengths. you are doing great. ’
‘ you are good. you are not your mistakes. you are a good bean & i believe in you. ’
‘ you are valid & deserving of love. ’
‘ you deserve all love, kindness, hugs, & puppies in the world. ’
‘ you do not need validation to survive. ’
‘ you made it this far & you deserve it. ’
‘ you will heal. ’
‘ your body & soul are a work of art, a masterpiece. ’
‘ your life is okay. you aren’t doing it wrong & you don’t have to question everything you do. you’re doing wonderfully, i promise. ’
‘ you’re allowed to let yourself be happy. even if you’re dealing with shit, you’re allowed to live your life. you aren’t required to put your life on hold while you are going through other bad things. ’
❁ - Wearing a top that’s too big for them, showing off their collarbone / shoulders
Baggy clothes were their thing. Something about the draping fabric obscuring the curves they were engineered with and making them feeling was just so comfortable. And it wasn’t tight like their field gear! It was all the joy of being unarmored with the added luxury of going out to the store to buy groceries. It was just strange this morning that they wouldn’t find the shirt they had been wearing last night. Sure they could steal anything owned by their partner to do the job, but that shirt was a souvenir from a Titan lost in the Red War. It was special!
They scratched at their head, a mimicked behavior of humans before deciding to wander out to the kitchen shirtless. They reached out with their Light to find Vadim, maybe he… would be wearing it?
They froze in their tracks seeing him sleepily stirring in the old faded t-shirt that was very obviously too big for him. That was their shirt, but oh Light, it looked so good on him. Pale skin and tattoos of his back and shoulder peeking out from the frayed collar that was slipping off his frame. Their fingers twitched at the memory of tracing the geometric designs roaming across his shoulders. How much they wanted to do that with their lips…
As quietly as they could, not to startle him, they sneaked up behind him, and in a quick moment of consideration, slipped beneath the hem of the shirt. Their arms encircled his waist and face was buried in the crook of his neck, pressing their body flush against his back and filling up the remaining space in the shirt. Gentle kisses were placed against the Speaker’s shoulder, trailing up his neck to his jaw.
Cricket’s antennae twitch in confused interest to the question posed to them. They give Kaz a strange look before signing their response. < I have died many times, I don’t see why I should fear it. Being reset is scarier. That is closer to the mortal version of death. One second I’m me and the next I could be an entirely new person with no memories. The Possibly of Cricket-8 scares me more than death. >
Send a symbol for my Muse’s reaction to yours unintentionally (?):
✤ - Moving/putting up their hair, showing off the back of their neck
✥ - Popping a button on their shirt, showing their chest / a bit of cleavage
✦ - Rolling up their sleeves to keep cool, showing off their forearms
❉ - Stretching their arms up, showing their midriff
❥ - Bending over in a short skirt / shorts / tight pants, showing off dat booty
❦ - Changing clothes facing away, showing off their back
❧ - Hiking up their skirt / pant leg, showing off some leg and/or thigh
❃ - Fighting with their belt for some reason, showing off some hip/waist
❂ - Scratching at a bug bite under their shirt, showing off their side
❁ - Wearing a top that’s too big for them, showing off their collarbone / shoulders
❀ - BONUS TOUCH EDITION: Asking your Muse to help put sun screen / lotion / medical salve on a wound anywhere else
