Herschel

indie destiny rp blog - penned by quiet

[wickedlymeme]

“Well that went better than I thought it would.”

“Can you leave now?”

“I thought you’d be gone by now?”

“…  We didn’t, did we?!”

“Yikes, this is awkward.”

“Morning.”

“What time is it?”

“Don’t you have work?”

“Don’t you have class?”

“Hungry?” 

“What the fuck is that?”

“Don’t you have somewhere to be? That isn’t here?”

“Who are you?”

“Is now a bad time to ask your name?”

“Did we at least use a condom?”

“That’s kind of something you’re suppose to tell someone before you have sex with them.”

“Can you uncuff me?” 

“I think we’re snowed in.”

“That’s not usually how this goes.”

“You talk a lot in your sleep.”

“Is that chocolate?”

“I didn’t snore, did I?”

“Don’t forget this. I don’t need a memento.”

“So… I have something to tell you.”

“Round two?”

[rolepllaying-blog]

send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine

[fyeahaskmemes]

weird asks

Where do you stand on lotion: yay or nay? Why?

What’s the average length of a shower for you? A bath?

What’s something you regret buying, but you just can’t get rid of it?

What villain do you believe is most worthy of a redemption arc?

What was your favorite school project you ever made?

What role do you take on when you have to do a group project? (for example: leader, delegator, slacker, etc.)

What’s a funny mistake you’ve made recently?

What would be your reaction if one of your parents said they were having another kid?

What were you almost named as a baby?

What book have you been avoiding reading and why?

Favorite head phone brand?

Favorite scent?

Favorite idiom?

How many friends do you have that don’t live in the same country as you?

What is always in your wallet that doesn’t need to be?

How big is too big for a wallet?

What class did you write the best notes in? What grade did you get?

What was your pet peeve when you had a substitute teacher in school?

 What is a strange red flag you have when pursuing a relationship?

What do you look for in someone’s online dating profile?

How many people have you thought “Glad I don’t have to interact with them ever again” about?

What do you NOT want on your tombstone?

How many couches do you want in your residence?

What is the strangest website you have bookmarked?

What is your typical number of windows/tabs open on your computer?

How often do you restart your computer? Your phone?

Do you follow the expiration date on food?

What is the coolest name that you would never name a real human child?

What fish scares you the most?

How do you feel about snails?

[therealbadasshere-deactivated20]

A Very Important and Very Serious Guardian Ask Meme

Does you wear toeshoes? If so, why do you hate fashion?

What is your most embarrassing death and is there a video of it?

Have you ever asked for a pity res? What for? Come on, be honest.

On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the best, how would you grade each enemy faction we’ve gone up against in terms of a) aesthetic, b) difficulty to kill, and c) likeness to a fruit cup?

What is your most prized possession?

This isn’t a question, I just really like your hair.

Okay, I guess it is a question: how the heck do you do it??

How many times have you fallen asleep while piloting your ship and/or sparrow?

How many times have you crashed your ship and/or sparrow?

How tired is Amanda Holliday of seeing you come in with more repair work for her to do?

Are you a part of any Orders or Clans? If so, how did you get involved in them?

What is your favorite dance?

If you had to marry someone from the Vanguard, past or present, who would it be and why? And don’t say Saint-14, everyone loves Saint-14, he is an absolute sweetheart and is the biggest cop-out to this question >:(

What is the best way to annoy your teammates?

This one also isn’t a question, I just wanted to remind you that you’re a great Guardian, and despite your mishaps, at the end of the day, the ones who matter still love you :)

[horrificmemes]

Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.

[wardeddawn-blog]

💏

mwah! | accepting

1. good morning

Herschel hadn’t expected Andreas to spend the night, although he never entirely knows what to expect from the other man. Other than want for attention, of course. So of course he didn’t entirely expect cuddling to turn into him somehow getting shoved off his tiny bed in the middle of the night by the sleeping Hunter and having to stay on his couch until he decided to grace the day with his presence sometime around noon.

Which may have still been early for him judging by the bleary way Andreas rubbed sleep from his eyes.

“Good morning, gorgeous,” It was all Herschel could do not to laugh as he pulled Andreas in and leaned down to kiss him. “I have to say, never seen someone come so close to making morning breath and bedhead work before.”

[sagamemes]

fifty ways to kiss someone.   send me a 💏 and i will randomise a number in order for my muse to kiss yours…

…good morning.

…goodnight.

…goodbye.

…where it hurts.

…where it doesn’t hurt.

…on a falling tear.

…to shut them up.

…in secrecy.

…in public.

…desperately.

…in joy.

…in grief.

…discreetly.

…casually.

…passionately.

…lazily.

…to distract.

…as encouragement.

…for luck.

…on a scar.

…on a place of insecurity.

…in a rush of adrenaline.

…in relief.

…in danger.

…as a ‘yes’.

…as an apology.

…as a suggestion.

…as a lie.

…as a promise.

…as comfort.

…after a small rejection.

…to wake yours up.

…forcefully.

…to pretend.

…to gain something.

…to give up control.

…without a motive.

…because yours is running out of time.

…because mine is.

…because the world is ending.

…because the world is saved.

…out of pride.

…out of greed.

…out of lust.

…out of anger.

…out of envy or jealousy.

…out of spite.

…out of habit.

…out of necessity.

…out of love.

[wardeddawn-blog]

#3 for memories

childhood | accepting

3. A fear they used to have (or perhaps, still have)

Fallen.

He grew up on a shitty little asteroid colony that still bore scars from the Reef Wars. When he was a little kid all of the older people in his family, such as parents and grandmother would tell him and his sister if they didn’t behave the Eliksni would come and take him away to turn into ether and eat him. Being blamed for a lot of the trouble his sister got into, he was often threatened with being given off to the House of Wolves like other naughty children.

Being a simple idiot child, he believed them and growing up and realizing that ether probably wasn’t made from Awoken children being tossed in a grinder, he still was a bit wary of even the “tame” ones found around the Reef.

As a guardian, it’s not much of a fear anymore. He knows he can easily overpower most of them, though a particular large one might flash him back to old war stories and be easily intimidated.

[wardeddawn-blog]

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

NINE NINE!!! | accepting

Herschel looked down at himself, suddenly feeling incredibly self conscious. He wasn’t too fancy, was he? Yeah, he’d ironed his pants and this was a new shirt and he wanted to make a good impression. Someone had once told him nice crisp ironing folds were important for good impressions! Maybe shining his shoes had been a little much? Or the flowers? No, those were necessary.

“Andreas said it was a date. I thought you were supposed to dress up for dates, sir.”

[vaememes]

✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  -  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞

❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞

❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞

❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞

❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞

❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞

❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞

❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞

❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞

❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.  ❞

❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞

❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞

❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞

❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞

❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞

❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞

❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞

❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞

❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞

❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞

❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 

❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞

❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞

❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞

❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞

❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞

❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞

❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞

❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞

❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞

❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞

❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞

❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞

❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞

❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞

❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞

❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞

❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞

❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞

❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞

❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞

❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞

❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞

❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞

❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞

❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞

❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞

❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞

❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞

❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞

❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞

❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞

❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞

❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞

❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞

❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞

❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞

❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞

❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞

❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞

❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞

❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞

❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞    

❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞    

❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞    

❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞  

❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞    

❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞    

❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞    

❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞    

❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞    

❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    

❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    

❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    

❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞    

❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞    

❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    

❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    

❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞  

❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Childhood Memories

Send in a number and my muse will talk about:

An old childhood friend

A time when they got lost

A fear they used to have (or perhaps, still have)

Their favorite food

Food they used to avoid but like now

An old enemy/bully

Their family

Their earliest memory

An adventure they had

An object they kept

Their favorite toy/past time

A time they got hurt

A happy time

A sad time

Things they used to believe in but perhaps not anymore

A dream of the future they used to have

A vivid dream/nightmare

Something that scared them

Something that made them laugh

Their favorite relative/person

Their childhood hero

Something they used to collect 

Their favorite animal

Free question. Ask something not listed! 

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★*ﾟ‘ﾟ･The Mummy (1999)

❝ What are you doing here? ❞ ❝ You must go. Save yourself. Only you can resurrect me. ❞ ❝ By eating the sacred scarabs, I would be cursed to stay alive forever. And by eating me, they were cursed just the same. ❞ ❝ I knew this was gonna be a lousy day. ❞ ❝ Personally, I would like to surrender. Why can we not just surrender? ❞ ❝ Then let’s run away. Right now. While we can still make it. ❞ ❝ Now gimme your revolver, you’ll never use it anyway. ❞ ❝ Let’s play dead, huh? Nobody ever does that anymore. ❞ ❝ What are ya doing?! Wait up! ❞ ❝ I’m gonna get you for this! ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, it was an accident. ❞ ❝ Have you no respect for the dead? ❞ ❝ Where did you get this? ❞ ❝ Two questions. Who the hell is Seti the First? And was he rich? ❞ ❝ As the Americans would say: it’s all fairy tales and hokum. ❞ ❝ I’m sure it was a fake, anyway. ❞ ❝ You lied to me! ❞ ❝ I lie to everybody, what makes you so special? ❞ ❝ And what is he in prison for? ❞ ❝ He said… he was just looking for a good time. ❞ ❝ What did you find? What did you see? ❞ ❝ Get me the hell outta here. ❞ ❝ I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life. ❞ ❝ Yeah, I’d like ya to let me go. ❞ ❝ Then we will kill her, we will kill her and all those with her. ❞ ❝ For all the money we’re paying you, something better god-damned well be under that sand. ❞ ❝ Do you really think he’ll show up? ❞ ❝ Personally, I think he’s filthy, rude and a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him one bit. ❞ ❝ I have come to protect my investment, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ I only gamble with my life, never my money. ❞ ❝ What makes you so confident, sir? ❞ ❝ Sorry, didn’t mean to scare ya. ❞ ❝ Still angry that I kissed ya, huh? ❞ ❝ The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died.  ❞ ❝ By the way,… why did you kiss me? ❞ ❝ You always did have more balls than brains. ❞ ❝ Can you swim? ❞ ❝ Americans. ❞ ❝ I can’t believe the price of these fleabags. ❞ ❝ All night you snored!  ❞ ❝ What in bloody hell is this? ❞ ❝ Ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn’t we be going? ❞ ❝ You boys owe me five hundred dollars. ❞ ❝ Where’d all these camels come from? ❞ ❝ That thing gives me the creeps. ❞ ❝ What are those mirrors for? ❞ ❝ Who cares? I don’t see no treasure. ❞ ❝ You’re welcome to my share of the spider webs. ❞ ❝ Mummies, my good son, this is where they made the mummies. ❞ ❝ Ya scared the bejeezus out of us. ❞ ❝ I’ve had worse. ❞ ❝ Let’s be nice, children, if we’re going to play together, we must learn to share. ❞ ❝And when those dirty Yanks go to sleep – No offence. ❞ ❝ We’ll sneak up and steal that book right out from under them. ❞ ❝ What do you suppose killed him? ❞ ❝ I believe if I can see it and I  can touch it, then it’s real. That’s what I believe. ❞ ❝ Why do you like to fight so much? ❞ ❝ LEAVE THIS PLACE!… LEAVE THIS PLACE DIE! ❞ ❝ For them to protect it like this, you just know there’s got to be treasure down there. ❞ ❝ …I am a librarian! ❞ ❝ I can’t believe I allowed the two of you to get me drunk. ❞ ❝ You dream about dead guys? ❞ ❝ Stupid superstitious bastard. ❞ ❝ Oh my god, he was buried alive. ❞ ❝ What are you going to do? Shoot him? ❞ ❝ Did you see that!? Grasshoppers! Billions of grasshoppers! ❞ ❝ That’s one of the plagues, right? The grasshopper plague! ❞ ❝ Oh thank goodness, you’re one of the Americans, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ RUN, YOU SONS-A-BITCHES! RUUUUN! ❞ ❝ Help me,… please,… help me. ❞ ❝ No mortal weapons can kill this creature. He is not of this world. ❞ ❝ You left me! You left me in the desert to rot. ❞ ❝ Sweet Jesus! That tasted just like,…like… ❞ ❝ You saved me from the undead. For this, I shall make you immortal. ❞ ❝ There’s only one person I know who can possibly give us some answers. ❞ ❝ And you think this justifies killing innocent people!? ❞ ❝ Okay, let’s cut to the chase. He’s afraid of cats, what’s that about? ❞ ❝ The hell with that! I’m not goin’ nowhere! We’re safe here. ❞ ❝ What friend? You’re my only friend. ❞ ❝ What are you looking for? Lie, and I’ll slit your throat. ❞ ❝ Something about bringing his dead girly-friend back to life. He needs the book… ❞ ❝ Ya know, ever since I met you, my luck has been for crap. ❞ ❝ The hell with this. I’m goin, downstairs to get me a drink. You want somethin’? ❞ ❝ Yeah, get me a glass of bourbon, a shot of bourbon and a bourbon chaser. ❞ ❝ Jealous? You kiddin’ me? Did you see that guy’s face? ❞ ❝ Is it dangerous? ❞ ❝ Save the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy and steal his treasure. ❞ ❝ You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself, always get their comeuppance. ❞ ❝ From now on, don’t touch anything. Not a damn thing. Keep your hands off the furniture, got it? ❞ ❝ He wants your heart and your brain, your liver, your kidneys… ❞ ❝ I never killed a priest before. ❞ ❝ Kill them! Kill them all! And bring me the Book Of The Living! ❞ ❝ This just keeps gettin, better and better. ❞ ❝ Death is only the beginning. ❞ ❝ Well,… I guess we go home empty handed. ❞

[wardeddawn-blog]

Well, this is awkward… (romeo)

embarrass me | closed

7. Yelling or screaming on the top of their lungs because they ‘just need to let it out’.

@oflightandlightless

He didn’t think anyone would be around, he really didn’t. It was stupidly late and he had been working at it had sucked. EMT training to give him more experience as a field responder and of course everything had been calls from high people losing their minds, one person who actually injured themself, and several cases of... foreign bodies lodged in the rectum. And he’d been thrown up on twice. Wonderful.

So ducking into an alley to let a scream out while walking home from his shift had seemed like some decent stress relief. Not much, but a little.

The voice behind him caught him off guard. Spinning around to see who had found him and oh... it was that handsome guy from the bar. He couldn’t help at blush at both being caught, and being caught by him. Whoops.

“Ahahaha is it?” A hand scratched  nervously at his neck as he tried to play it off cool. “I-I thought this was a, uh, normal thing. You, uh, you know, dumbster screaming. I hear it’s, uh, what all the City kids are doing these days. Good, uh, good stress relief.”

[wardeddawn-blog]

housedusk:

With all the reactions he’d gotten over his years from first-time contact with the lightbearers, this one was already one of the least violent. But that was good, Javreks was one to try and come out of situations unscathed if he could, unlike some of his kind. 

The vial of ether the other had been holding falls from their hand, rolling with a gentle noise over to Javrek’s feet. He glances down at it, only briefly, before turning his gaze back to the large lightbearer. Holding that gaze, he bends down, slowly picking it up in one of his primary hands before coming to stand up again, straight. 

They speak – and though he can’t understand what they say, he feels as if they are nervous. Good. Another deep rush of breath against his mask, allowing himself to step forward. His weapon, now lowered, hoping that he can keep the fear on his side to end this situation without having to use much else.

« Lightbearer. » He growls in his own tongue, unsure if the creature’s floating familiar can translate, or if his tone is the only thing on his side. « It would be in your best interest to leave before I grow angrier than you’ve already made me. »

Herschel barely hears what his ghost translates for him, too busy focusing on the advancing creature. Well, it hadn’t shot him yet, so that was a good thing. Not that shooting him really meant anything, being a guardian and all. It was just that his guts always felt weird after. And that fact that he was too focused on post-revival tummy troubles than an actual possible threat in front of him prompted The Grand Duchess to hiss a //Off your knees, you fool!// across their connection before repeating a rough translation.

He backed up a step and stumbled to say something, anything, diplomatic or intelligent. “Big...” Nailed it.

Even standing and noticing they were closer in height, the Eliksni still had considerable height on him and, in general, not too many did. He should be retreating. Or shooting. He should not be scratching the back of his helmet awkwardly and doing the most stupid thing he could think of: asking questions. And in Reeftongue, of course, he had heard some Fallen understand it.

“Sorry, I, uh, I’m--I didn’t think anyone was here and uh, well, what does that stuff even do? You guys... you uhhhhhhh how does that stuff even work? What is it? I knew warlock who claims to have snorted that stuff and got really high and died, so uh, what is it?”

[wardeddawn-blog]

a lil late but: 1. what would completely break your character? 2. what was the best thing in your character’s life? 6. what is your character reluctant to tell people?

crucial development | still accepting? sure why not!

1. what would completely break your character?

He’s been torn down enough in his first life that not much can actually get to him at this point. It’s all stuff he’s either heard or said himself at this point. But aside from shitty content, considering his job position, having a civilian die under his care would break him pretty bad. He protects, and not being able to succeed at protecting… that’s bad.

2. what was the best thing in your character’s life?

He’s got a junk datapad he uses to read his EMT ceritfication textbooks and trashy romance novels and can keep in contact with the few people he knows. It’s also a drawing tablet bc ummm guess what, he’s actually good at art and enjoys it.

6. what is your character reluctant to tell people?

That (for now) he’s a big ole virgin lol

He’s not ashamed or anything, he just feel awkward when every other guardian he knows has has decades of down and dirty experience and he doesn’t even masturbate all that often. Mostly due to bottom dysphoria.

[musingmeme-blog]

starters from buzzfeed’s  “ unsolved  ( supernatural )”

001.   ❛ time’s a-tickin’  .  ❜

002.   ❛  i do feel very uncomfortable in here .  ❜

003.   ❛ it’s not as magical as it sounds  .  ❜

004.   ❛ rock and roll   ,  BUCKAROO !  ❜

005.   ❛  my fart scared you  !  ❜

006.   (  wheeze  )

007.   ❛  can i use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with  ?  ❜

008.   ❛  this is like satan’s cement butthole  .  ❜

009.   ❛  shadows do tend to follow you — that’s sorta how they work  .  ❜

010.   ❛  i’m jumping  ,  i’ve jumped  ,  i’ve landed  .  ❜

011.   ❛  maybe this ghost just likes to blaze it  .  ❜

012.   ❛  HEY GHOULS  !  ❜

013.   ❛  i’ve seen jaws at least six times  ,  that’s a shark  .  ❜

014.   ❛  how the fuck is that possible  ?! ❜

015.   ❛  government  ,  man  .  ❜

016.   ❛  we should see if she’s still building that  ,  otherwise we gotta kill her  .  ❜

017.   ❛  hey  ,  keep this on the down-low  . ❜

018.   ❛  they did not speak like that  .  ❜

019.   ❛  they had donuts in 1947  ?  how old are donuts  ?   ❜

020.   ❛  you just shut your mouth  .  ❜

021.   ❛  you had your fun  ,  you ass  ?  ❜

022.   ❛  SHUT UP  ,  YOU IDIOT  !  we’ve already decided  .  ❜

023.   ❛  i enjoy bacon  .  ❜

024.   ❛  fuck  ,  is that a BEE  ?! ❜

025.   ❛   hey there demons  ,  it’s me   .   .   .  ya boi  .  ❜ 

[dangermarked]

i was a spectator during a game of apocalypse world. these people gave me some gems, and tbh, i couldn’t keep them to myself. enjoy.

“is she good in bed?” “have you slept with her?” “no, i’m asking. it’s telling me to ask.” “my name is vorhees.” “which one of you do i believe is doomed for self destruction?” “and you’re doctor babe?” “then i became a doctor. i’m doctor babe. duh.” “which one of you do i think is pretty?” “which one of you did i help do something stupid?” “you made a new memory.” “this is the apocalypse world, so we probably all have done something with human flesh.” “cool and hard. you shouldn’t have.” “you’re right. change it to hot.” “are you a doctor or are you a ‘doctor’?” “yes.” “you feel at home with your mask on.” “what’s your specialty? and if you say reverse cowgirl…” “congratulations, you gave him the succ.” “i hope the mind worms aren’t an std.” “shark teeth are sexy, fuck you!” “you like drinking way more. it just suits your personality.” “my dick’s as big as the Eiffel Tower” “you’ve got a PhD. it’s not even in your name but you’ve got it.” “you used white out on the old name and put in doctor babe” “oh no she was super official about changing it” “she just put a picture of herself on top of the old one” “i am afraid of everything. we are afraid of nothing.” “she’s probably enjoying it, not being the focus of someone’s attention for a minute.” “raleigh doesn’t even notice. he’s just like ‘that’s weird but okay!’ when you’re done with your story he just looks at you and goes ‘wow…i hope i get armor like you someday.’” “fishing line and Saran Wrap to fix half a glasgow smile” “his eyes. gone. i did that.” “no you just ripped out one eye” “it says here ‘ripped out the eyes’” “then you took both of the eyes you bastard” “the Americans came with lots of guns” “did you fail a weird roll” “ain’t no snakes gonna fuck with me - choppy chop” “i’m into treating humans like horses. having them march around naked and hitting them with a riding crop.” “what’s happening” ”oh they’re robbing you” “cute” “i don’t got nothing i don’t got a harpoon gun i don’t got a boat i just got me and a pipe”