the monster man

max he/him

[botwstoriesandsuch]

Not to be a ganstan but Astor’s battle theme is a bop tho 

[pipbellerophon]

oh to have been a fly on the wall at vfd headquarters when a 10 year old showed up calling herself beatrice baudelaire and looking like kit snicket, around a decade after all the baudelaires and snickets died or went missing

[aberfaeth]

happy to report that there’s still nothing funnier in the known universe than klaus baudelaire failing to hold a martini glass

[thesnickettaxi]

every friend group has a himbo chef and his scientist sweetheart, a hopeless bisexual who is always hurryuppimg, a pair of car-driving book-reading brothers, a timeless lesbian who makes paper mache, a journalist who is done with this shit, a mysterious and ethereal bisexual with strange eyebrows and a boy who asks all the wrong questions

[screamydreamy]

[cricketspaghetti]

riju is such a badass. what a queen. shes like idk 12 and is like "ok let's board naboris lmao hope i don't die" LIKE I WISH I WAS HER

[cricketspaghetti]

i just KNOW zelda truly loves link in botw because she watched his whole journey and managed to not get the ick.

she watched him shield surf into a camp of bokoblins only to get set on fire from his own fire arrows and she still loves him like that is DEDICATION

[cricketspaghetti]

i had a dream someone was like "i was fast, but callmecarson wasn't as fast." and that was it no context i dont know who was faster at what and i dont know what that minecraft guy has to do w it

[wasted-by-someone]

i’m usually not into clicker games but this one got me

i would literally die for Es

[katasdollhouse]

[cricketspaghetti]

i’m making my dad watch deathnote with me we finished episode 7 he likes it yay i thought he’d watch th first episode and be like “what kind of nerd shit am i looking at” but he thinks L is cool and thinks ryuk is funny so yeah

[cricketspaghetti]

IM GOING TO HELL FOR SAYIGN THIS BUT WHATEVER

MY GRANDMAS LOWKEY GONNA DIE I THINK, SO I GOT GOAT SIMUALTOR

I REALLY AM REPLACING THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF W GOAT SIMULATOR IM SUCH A BAD BITCH

[cricketspaghetti]

yeah update she’s dead i love her but u know what will never leave me? goat simulator. fly high grandma u r poggers bad bitches never die except u queen

[cricketspaghetti]

me omw to do some stupid shit thst i can and will regret 2 hours later

[americachavez]

“ah surely the kanye jeffree starr alleged hookup is the craziest thing I’ll hear today” I say, a full minute before checking twitter to see armed maskless white supremacists have stormed the capitol building and the senate is barricaded in their chamber

[cricketspaghetti]

IM GOING TO HELL FOR SAYIGN THIS BUT WHATEVER

MY GRANDMAS LOWKEY GONNA DIE I THINK, SO I GOT GOAT SIMUALTOR

I REALLY AM REPLACING THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF W GOAT SIMULATOR IM SUCH A BAD BITCH

[retrogamingblog2]

[ravenmoi]

Beatrice...you’re alive!!!