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heres Roswell fighting a skeleton. before this i had NEVER seen him do a tail wave. for some reason this skeleton really fucking pissed him off.

emmatheward

dickwad-666

finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

#toad #reblogg #yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i love u toadbert

crickndip

Today is Lovingly Look At Your Lizard Day

Please Lovingly Look At Your Lizard Today

warm-marshmallow

You fool. You coward. That is every day

#FACTS

5835737535847575-deactivated201

I’m BACK with some GOOD IMAGES of STINKY FATHEAD GECKOS………..

#reptiles #lizards #tokay gecko #reblogg

I will defend Paul blart with my whole life

WRONG

Paul Blart will protect YOU with HIS whole life !!

ʰᵉ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜᶦᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵉⁿᵗᶦᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ

#ask #anon #paul blart the leopard gecko #leopard gecko #he is getting so big i love him

kuizu-deactivated20190823

NOT FOR SALE

#snake #reblogg

emmatheward

- Normie Norms.

#leopard gecko #reblogg

*peeks around the corner*

hello !

#geckoblr #leopard gecko #reptiblr #lizardblr #paul blart the lizard #please say hi to him!!!!!!#he wants to talk!!

coyotepack-official

how to help a turtle cross a roadway:

“Now let’s talk about safety when it comes to helping a turtle across the road. You always wanna pull your vehicle to a stop, put on your hazard lights, and make sure that there are no cars coming in either direction. Move quickly, pick the turtle up gently, and then move it exactly in the direction it was headed. Even if it’s a water turtle, like a painted turtle, if you see a body of water on the side of the road from where it was coming, don’t place it back in that water. It’s likely a female on her way to lay eggs.”

#turtles #reptile #reblogg #coyote peterson is my dad on god

morethanagecko

He’s doing his very best

#oh.... oh my god....#reblogg #leopard gecko

justnoodlefishthings

⚠️ Nubby at work⚠️

justnoodlefishthings

work has concluded!

Nubby is pretty proud of his….mess?

#leopard gecko #reblogg #ahh nubby!!!

foulserpent

i hate looking at frog skeletons what do they think theyre doing with that fucking anatomy. all amphibians are kind of like this but frogs are just like,. ma’am you have a criminally small amount of bones supporting your slop

magistrate-of-mediocrity

Frogs basically don’t have ribs because when they hop they just fucking belly flop onto the ground. Evolution never got around to giving them ribs because it wouldn’t be worth the broken ribs every time the frogs decided to go out on land. As a result, the intercostal muscles responsible for breathing in most vertebrates never developed. Frogs (and most amphibians) rely almost solely on buccal pumping for breathing: They lower the floor of their mouths which draws in air through their nostrils. Then they raise the floor of their mouths to force air into their lungs. It’s not super efficient because used air is mixed with fresh air in the mouth during every breath. But frogs also exchange gases through their skin as well so super sophisticated breathing apparatuses aren’t exactly worth the developmental cost.

kaijutegu

Frogs are just stomachs with enough legs to throw themselves at food. They don’t have time for this “have bones” nonsense.

copperbadge

I mean, talk about living the dream.

#cool facts #yes hello i would like one (1) boneless frog #amphibian

zetaglobin

Me: *gently mists my reptiles’ tanks so they can be happy and healthy*

My reptiles:

#meme

the-love-of-snakes

Consider a donation

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I’m not one to ask you guys for money. I try so hard to keep myself afloat, but I’ve had so many emergencies pop up recently, that I’m struggling to afford to help my bunny.

This week alone I got a flat tire and shattered my windshield. To top it off, my bunny has an abscessed tooth which resulted in a cyst and requires surgery to fix. I try to plan an emergency fund, but between the three things I have been sucked dry.

I don’t expect anyone to donate to me. I just ask you to consider donating or sharing my pool to help a girl in need. My biggest concern right now is just helping my bunny get back to normal. Thank you all so much for your support and love.