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the signs as the vampire diaries characters

aries: tyler lockwood

taurus: stefan salvatore

gemini: damon salvatore

cancer: bonnie bennett

leo: katherine pierce

virgo: caroline forbes

libra: matt donovan

scorpio: rebekah mikaelson

sagittarius: alaric saltzman

capricorn: elena gilbert

aquarius: klaus mikaelson

pisces: jeremy gilbert

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what the signs need in a significant other

aries: someone witty. someone who says it as it is. someone who they can aspire to be like. someone they can make laugh. someone who doesn’t take them for granted.

taurus: someone who treats them like royalty. someone they want to buy things for. someone who is sensitive. someone who remembers their favourite things. someone who brings out their energy.

gemini: someone who could entertain them for hours. someone who treats them with the respect that other’s don’t. someone who only sees them. someone who will go anywhere with them. someone with the same views.

cancer: someone who sees their heart. someone with a wide imagination. someone who always wants to laugh. someone they can sit in silence with and still enjoy their company. someone who believes in them.

leo: someone who is great with sarcasm. someone they want to impress. someone they connect to mentally. someone with confidence. someone who genuinely cares about them. someone who wants to know everything about them.

virgo: someone who wants to show them off. someone who appreciates their mind. someone who they want to look after. someone they can’t stop talking about. someone who defends what they believe in. someone down to earth.

libra: someone with great talents. someone romantic. someone impulsive. someone who isn’t embarrassed easily. someone they could flirt with forever but also talk about future plans with. someone who they look up to.

scorpio: someone who is honest. someone who makes them want to achieve their goals. someone independent. someone who is irresistible in their eyes. someone who doesn’t stand out or show off. someone admirably stubborn.

sagittarius: someone who is infectious company. someone they want to know everything about. someone who sees the best in them. someone unique. someone who is positive and loves to laugh. someone who is a complete nerd.

capricorn: someone who challenges them. someone who they can’t see right through. someone who protects them. someone who has the best sense of humour. someone who doesn’t lie about what they like to impress them.

aquarius: someone adventurous. someone who feels like home. someone who really teaches them love. someone who is always there for them. someone cautious of their feelings. someone who is more like them than their self.

pisces: someone they want to show their greatest achievements to. someone they just want to hold all the time. someone brave. someone empathetic. someone who is passionate about so many things. someone who wants the same things about of life.

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venus/sun

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The only way to properly call out a Virgo man on his shit is to think like a Virgo !

#criesinastrology

I just got matched with a leo man and I'm immediately saddened

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Leo Pisces Gemini Virgo

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The Signs as Enneagram Types

The Reformer - Aquarius, Libra

The Helper - Cancer

The Achiever - Aries, Capricorn

The Individualist - Leo

The Investigator - Scorpio

The Loyalist - Taurus

The Enthusiast - Sagittarius

The Challenger - Gemini, Virgo

The Peacemaker - Pisces

So this Aquarius man just decided to say "it's like you didn't even know me" as he proceeds to tell me that he likes someone else ..... okay wait wait this is exactly the reason I don't deal with u bipolar ass men. We barely talked he barely wanted to talk the only time we a decent full conversation was the first and second day of knowing each other. He could barely remember anything I told him about me meanwhile I committed to memory everything about him. Not only that I asked him on two different occasions if this is what he wanted and both times he said yes as I pointed out the fact that we barely have had time to really know each other but he made it clear it takes time and he wanted to see me and hang out with me. So in world was this on me and I barely knew him when I was always the one trying to have a conversation with him??? I swear y'all will use any excuse to keep girls around for when u get bored of the next so u can hop back over here ! Umhhhh nooo and then had the nerve to say we can still be friends ???? What fucking friend sir ?! I don't know u REMEMBER!!

#aquarius men #I refuse to let u use me #bye

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Astrology & Dicks

After a two year long intensive research, I was able to collect information about dick sizes and shapes and how the astrological signs influence them. For this particular scientific investigation in this unexplored realm, I concluded that more accurate results could be collected through the use of several methods. The methods were primarily pretested to validate the use of those particular approaches. The used methods of research concluded surveys (through Snapchat, Skype Calls and Twitter DM’s), observations (on various cam boy sites) and even personal, intimate Interviews (through the help of apps, such as Grindr).

With the astrological foreknowledge on sexual intercourse, lust and the body, the consensus was to focus on the following areas:

Sun Sign

Mars Sign

8th house

The results (*Disclaimer: Genetics exist*):

Aries:

Size and girth: They’ll usually either have very short and less girthy dicks, or very big, juicy ones. It’s hard to find an Aries dominant (Sun, Mars 8th) who’s in between. You either don’t feel it or you start walking side to side.

Shape: Not the most pleasing to look at for many people. They’re not clean cut dicks, but rather the kind of dick, where you can count the veins. They also often have a foreskin, that they can not fully pull back. Very distinctive is the fact, that their dicks are almost always shaped in some weird way/angle.

Recap: They are rough and wild as fuck. Even if you don’t like the D at first, they’ll make you love it.

Taurus:

Size and girth: It’s hard to find a Taurus that’s below average, but it is also almost as hard to find one that is highly above average. If you are not a total size queen, they have the perfect size for you. Almost all of them are girthy, definitely above average. (though proportion-wise, so do not expect a small guy to have a dick as girthy as a red bull can)

Shape: Very clean-cut & straight. Very pleasing to look at, very good to suck on. Not really about shape, but they usually trim their bushes, but the trimmed hair make the dick even more appealing.

Recap: They won’t ever disappoint you. Very sensual and attractive.

Gemini:

Size and girth: Congrats Gemini Sun/Mars/8th house people! You guys are definitely above average (most of the time). Sadly, most of you guys also have pencil dicks.

Shape: Mostly straight or banana-shaped. Not the best dicks in the zodiac, but DEFINITELY not the worst. Clean - looking.

Recap: They know how to please you. Sneaky, charming, sexy.

Cancer:

Size and girth: Usually really juicy, which makes everything better automatically. They’ll either have a slightly above average dick or a reaally small one. I’m sorry cancers. Your girth is alright though. But who cares anyways, they’re all bottoms.

Shape: Nice to look at. As I said, very juicy. Either straight or banana-shaped.

Recap: Great dicks to suck. There’s something special about their dicks. Cancers can be really kinky sometimes, so fun is guaranteed.

Leo:

Size and girth: You’d think all of them have huge dicks, but that is suprisingly not the case at all. A lot of them have really small ones. Maybe that’s why they have so many self esteem issues. The ones that don’t have small ones, are definitely above average. (7+ inches)

Shape: Nothing too wild, nothing too weird. Dicks are usually straight, could be curved downwards.

Recap: They know (!!!) how to seduce you, they’re literally one of the, if not the best at making the experience one you’ll never forget. They know what to say and they know what to do. You won’t give a damn about the dicks shape or size.

Virgos:

Size and girth: Usually, petite, not the biggest dicks in the zodiac. Girth is proportion-wise alright.

Shape: They have nice looking dicks. Probably the sign with the least deformed looking ones. Their dicks can look like Taurean dicks, which is supposed to be a compliment.

Recap: Well, I guess they’ll try their best to please you. Many would describe them as boring, though that is not their dicks fault.

Libra:

Size and girth: There’s nothing to discuss here. Big long, girthy perfect dicks.

Shape: Usually straight, some of them are curved left or right. The longer and cleaner looking versions of Taurean dicks.

Recap: Not the most passionate lovers on earth, however they are charming, still really good at sex and usually have nice looking dicks too.

Scorpio:

Size and girth: The best dicks in the zodiac, don’t even try to argue with me. Big, long, girthy like the Libra dicks, however, Scorpio dicks look a bit rougher and realer, which is what you want in a perfect dick!!!

Shape: PERFECT LOOKING. Girthy as fuck, really long, beautifully shaped (mostly straight or upwards curved).

Recap: You wanna suck on that dick, till you make it cum. Besides Aries’, the most passionate lovers! Not as rough and wild as an Aries, but more emotinally intense sex, that will make you crave their dick at any time!

Sagittarius:

Size and girth: Their dicks are really similar to Gemini dicks, their opposite sign. Really long dicks (longer than Geminis), not that girthy though.

Shape: Juicy and clean looking. They usually have a long flaccid dick too.

Recap: If you’re looking for size and quality sex, hunt a Sag dick. Though, do not get emotionally involved.

Capricorn:

Size and girth: As their fellow earth sign, Virgo, petite in size, but an average girth. Strong Saturn influence will not give one a huge dick (except genes say yes).

Shape: Nice to look at. Not rough looking like an Aries or Aquarius dick for example. Either fully shaved or a full bush.

Recap: If they care about you, they’ll try their best. Like Sagittarians, not emotionally involed in the act.

Aquarius:

Size and girth: They’ll usually have long dicks and good girth too. (But just like their opposite sign, Leo, cases of small dicks are not rare.)

Shape: A bit rough looking, they may have the same foreskin problem as Aries’. Though, rough looking is always a compliment.

Recap: Freaks in bed, definitely not boring. They can be real wild and hardcore.

Pisces:

Size and girth: Often said to have the largest dicks in the zodiac. I don’t want to go that far, but they’re definitely (!) one of the bigger signs. Very girthy too!!

Shape: Usually, curved upwards or simply straight. It’s somewhere inbetween rough and clean looking. Nevertheless, very good looking dicks.

Recap: Not boring either, they can be real freaky. However, most of the time, it is more emotionally intense than physically.

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Scorpio Venus x Aqua Venus sex life??? Lol sorry if this is a weird way to ask😂😂

The person I experienced was male with mars in scorpio. He was pretty hot/cold almost fighting with himself trying not to give into to his passion. Although he did give in at times it led me to make the decision that I wouldn't do anything with him again until he could get over that. Don't get me wrong the intensity is there its almost euphoric but once you get down to business other parts to their chart may come into play. Now this is speaking about mars which is the part of men that they express sexually like the venus sign would be for women. So in order to give you a good answer Id have to know your male partners Mars sign.

Never compare your sex life with venus to venus because men express their venus sign differently than women do! And no question is too weird! :)

The signs as Kissland Songs

Aries: Live for

Taurus:Pretty

Gemini: Kissland

Cancer: Tears in the rain

Leo: The Town

Virgo: Professional

Libra: Love in the sky

Scorpio: Adaptation

Sagittarius: Wanderlust

Aquarius: Belong to the world

Capricorn:Professional

Pisces: Pretty

#kissland #the weeknd #criesinastrology

Men of the zodiac and my experience :

Aries: the most fun loving men you will ever meet. Trustworthy until their not and will hold a grudge forever. One of my best friends!

Taurus: quiet and observing. One you get them talking their filled with the funniest jokes. Although I've witnessed many of them cheat!

Gemini: My soul mates each and every one of them no matter their placements. They're always changing and people need to understand that until a gemini man tells you that he has grown up and is ready for a committed relationship they're not ready. They will be the love of your life but always rememeber they're not there for long no matter how much they love you back.

Cancer: Not my favorite honestly always manipulating and trying to get something past me but i see their moves before they even know they're going to make it.... NEXT

Leo: Lets just say I take none of them seriously although I know exactly the way they move and why they do what they do. Its not so much of cheating just to cheat. They would never be in a relationship with someone they didn't truly care about cause why waste the time. Its just that person has everything they want but can still be lacking everything they want and they do not have the time to try to change a person so they find it in others. All the while still giving you their fullest attention. NEVER DATED ONE THO!

Virgo: The Joker to my Harley Quinn. We love each other but somehow he's too caught up in himself to ever truly see you. They are manipulative and very mean but at the same time the sweetest most caring man you could ever meet. Very interesting depending on the right placements. The sexual tension is felt with your first touch. They care but something in them won't allow them to truly give in.

Libra: Another waste of time not interesting most of the time. They're okay but honestly whose the woman in this relationship??

Scorpio: Honestly everything you’ve ever wanted and more but somehow Virgo came around and made you forget. When they care about you, you are theirs forever and will never reject your call.

Sagittarius: A true mixture of fun, a home, and a family. They're great when fully developed, but how long will that take...

Aquarius: Boring and caught up in themselves. Want you when they want you but the gag is I was never there in the first place!

Pisces: Im still waiting for my Pisces KING!

#men of the zodiac #criesinastrology

THE SIGNS AS RIHANNA GIFS

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