Well hello there

This is a random blog about video games, mostly Bioware, Bethesda and Zelda stuff. Enjoy and feel free to talk to me!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

in case you're not familiar:

[evidently-endless]

being offered ai at every turn

[str-ngeloop]

it's called the whether because it depends

[pretentiouslimericks]

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

[emptyjunior]

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

[junebug-jamboree]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“those without a coat of arms wear a lion” insane. if i was about to joust with some guy and he said that to me i would just quit. bro already won

[themousefromfantasyland]

@mask131

[mask131]

Wow, I didn't know that!

[a-book-of-creatures]

That’s a heraldic insult. It’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.

[iraffiruse]

[furaffinity]

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

[stargh0st-deactivated20131025]

wwhat the fuck….

[tubaplaysmatt]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

[smimon]

Here’s the second image again since it somehow disappeared in reblogs

[roguescum]

(!) a Cat is a warm creature who loves you

[jtt-033-1613]

[catgirl-catboy]

No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

[fiovske]

[sacred-portal]

[natoraptor]

“Tour Guides”

-2026

[natoraptor]

“Tour Guides”

-2026

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

no way

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

[dorothylarouge]

[galaxycepheus]

[ID. A tweet by @/Nomads4Pritzker:

Director: "well, I'd say that the final cut!"

Disney Exec: "not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors"

Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: "Delicious red and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!" /end ID.]

[kittyb1tz]

i think most funny numbers can be delineated like this

[pjharvey]

[worldofwarcraftcataclysm-blog]

[hclark70]

“who drew a dick on this map?”

[dellovan-deactivated20181216]

[swoglet]