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My Gallery of Fanfiction: work in progress
RWBY:
Black Sheep
Knight of the Abyss
Welcome to Beacon Academy! Jaune-kun
Old Man Relic
Bleach:
The Queen and the Widower
Be warned, the author (a.k.a me) is a shitty amateur, read at your own risk!
Jaune loves Latinas
#RWBY #rwbyfanart #latinameme #meme #knightlight #blender #jaunearc #jessicacruz #rwbyxdc
Where are the Jessica Cruz stories??
Horror Games
Jaune was a streamer, going by the name: Crescent Knight. And, today he was playing a relaxing game of, ‘Shadows of Doubt.’
Jaune: Okay… Fingerprints collected. Addresses collected. Any, and all information on the victim has been collected, and yet we have no clue who murdered this poor sod.
GoldenDragon: It was the butler!
RedReaper: No, it was the maid!
Jaune: I don’t think there is a maid, or a butler character in the game. You two.
GoldenDragon: I can dream, Harold!
Jaune: Hehe~! That you can. Ahh, my character is hungry. Let’s see, what we should have today…?
TeaLotus: Noodles.
ThunderThighs: Pancakes!
Jaune: There are no pancakes, ThunderThighs, sorry.
ThunderThighs: WHAT?!!
ThunderThighs: This game sucks!
Jaune: Hehehe. What is with you, and your weird obsession with pancakes?
Jaune: Let’s see… 147th street…?!
A howling cry soon emanates from his speakers, causing Jaune to look at the chat feed.
Jaune: Hey, thanks, GoddessofVictory for subscribing for…? (Whistles~!) Whoa… 14 months! Thank you! And, you sent me a message too…Let’s see… “Crescent, have you decided to do anymore collab streams with any other streamers soon?” Collab streams, eh? Well, Emerald Guardian, and I are planning on playing a few games later, but we need a few more people to play before we can do that. So… Maybe, hopefully soon.
ShadowNinja: Oh! Are you two going to be crossing swords soon~?
Jaune: Hilarious, Ninja, absolutely hilarious…
ShadowNinja: Let me enjoy my otp dammit!
AngelofSnow: We know you’re dating, let us enjoy this!
Jaune: Sheesh, can’t you guys get your own love life to be interested in. Not mine you sad, lonely people?
RedReaper: Ouch.
IceCreamShortstack: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
GoldenDragon: That hurts dude.
Jaune: Oh, we…
: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Jaune: …
Jaune: Lamb…?
TeaLotus: Did anyone else hear a scream?
CoffeeAddict: Was that Emerald Guardian?
BunbunBunny: Is she okay?
Jaune: Yeah, that was, Emerald Guardian, chat. She’s playing some sort of horror game.
Jaune: …
Jaune: I don’t think she’s winning…
CoffeeAddict: I don’t think so.
RedReaper: Sounds like she died during a jump scare.
Jaune: Yeah, probably. I don’t understand why she’s playing one of those games. She doesn’t watch horror films, because she can’t handle them, I don’t watch them because I’m bored by them. So, why is she playing those kinds of games?!
GoldenDragon: Because it’s fun?
GoddesofVictory: People like to be scared.
Jaune: I know that, but…
(Click)
Jaune: Hmm?
Jaune swiveled in his chair, allowing the chat to see the back of his chair as he addressed the new arrival in his room.
Jaune: Jessica? You okay?
ShadowNinja: Oh, are we going to have some juicy Emerald Knight moments!
IceCreamShortstack: 😘😘😘
AngelofSnow: Hell yeah!
Jaune: Do you need…? Hey, what are you… Ooph?!
ThunderThighs: Oohhh~! Sounds like something interesting is happening~!
GoddessofVictory: This should be good!
Jaune: Uhh… You okay?
Jessica: No…
Jaune: Did something scary happen?
Jessica: Yes…
Jaune: Okay… Do you want to stay here for a while then?
Jessica: Please?
Jaune: Stay as long as you want then. Now, let's get back to it.
Jaune swivelled in his chair so he was facing the camera again, and he showed himself sitting in his chair with his girlfriend, Jessica, the Emerald Guardian hugging him tightly, resting her head in the crook of his neck as she sat on him.
GoddessofVictory: OH MY GODS!!!
IceCreamLover: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
ShadowNinja: YES! All my fantasies are coming true!!!
BunBunBunny: Oh that is so precious!
CoffeeAddict: That’s so fucking adorable!
KnightBat: Hey, has anyone seen Emerald Knight?
SuperCapper: She left her game after that last jump scare.
GoldenDragon: Look for yourself.
RedReaper: ❤️ This is so cute!!! ❤️
AmazonianQueen: OH MY GODS!!! She hugging him like a koala! That is so precious!
Jaune: Hehe~! Ladies, and gentlemen: The benefits of a small girlfriend.
Jaune smiled for the camera before giving his Smol girlfriend a kiss, causing the chat feed to explode with hearts, and happy comments.
Jaune: Alright then, where were we…? Ahh yes. Murder~!
The Lantern's Mandalorian,
Jessica: Okay Jaune! My Jedi costume is ready for the Star Wars convention. Is yours finished?
Jaune: Yep, I've finally finished my costume.
Jessica: Oh! Can I see it?!
Jaune: Yeah, just give me a moment. I had to put on some make up to give it a more… imposing appearance.
Jessica: Is that why you also grew a beard?
Jaune: You do hate it then.
Jessica: I didn't say that! I was just asking if that's why you grew a beard.
Jaune: You implied it.
Jessica: I didn't!
Jaune: Hehehe~! I'm just putting on the last bits of my armour to make sure it looks good.
Jessica: Quit teasing me, and show me it already!
Jaune: Alright, alright, here it is.
Jaune: Ta da~!
Jessica: ...?!
Jaune: I went with a grizzled veteran Mandalorian warrior. I even kept my armours colours with the Mandalorian armour.
Jessica: ...
Jaune: I kind of wanted to have a lightsaber, considering my whole knight aesthetic. But, I thought that would be too... Darksaber-ish.
Jessica: ...
Jaune: Maybe a Vibroblade instead? The lore says that if they're designed correctly they can block Lightsabers. What do you think Jessica, should I get one?
Jessica: ...
Jaune: Hey Jessica, you okay?
Jessica: Ha what?!
Jaune: You okay Jessica? You just zoned out there?
Jessica: I'm okay Daddy!
Jaune: D-Daddy?!
Jessica: I meant Jaune! I meant Jaune!
Jaune: Okay...? Well... what do you think of my costume?
Jessica: I think you look fantastic Daddy!
Jaune: You called me daddy again.
Jessica: No I didn't Daddy!
Jaune: That's three.
Jessica: No I didn't?! N-N-N-ow come on Da... Jaune!? I-It's time to go to the convention?!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Hmm... This series of odd reactions requires some... experimentation~!
Jaune: Haha~! Get ready Jessica, things are about to get interesting~!
You Have A Permit For That?
Nora: So, how's it going between you, and Coco?
Jaune: Uhh... things are going well, but she's been giving me these weird looks lately.
Nora: Weird how?
Jaune: Like she's eyeing me like a juicy stake.
Nora: Wait, she's looking at you like you're a slab of juicy steak?
Jaune: Yeah. It's kinda scary honestly.
Nora: A-And, where is Coco right now?
Jaune: Said she was going to get a permit for something.
Nora: Oh no...
Jaune: 'Oh no?' What's, 'oh no?'
Coco: Oh Jaune~!
Jaune: Oh, Coco? Hey, what's up?
Coco: Not much, but look at what I got~!
Jaune: Uhhh...?!
Coco: You ready to dive Helldiver~?
Jaune: Oh... Oh fuck...
Nora: Whelp, you're boned.
Jaune: My subs have unionized.
Jaune: They are demanding more things to suck on and more time spent tied up. They already spend a lot of time tied up and I'll be honest: I don't have any more body parts I want them sucking on.
Weiss: Match our freak.
Ruby: Let us rejoice! Soon we will be tyrannized by the shackles of the doms!
Weiss: The time has come to demand boot to lick!
Ruby: It's ours! We deserve it! Really give it to us!
Weiss: Haven't we earned it? Daddy? 🥺
Jaune: ...
Weiss: No more safe words!
Jaune: The safe word is there for my protection...
Noisy Neighbors!
Inspired by PanQLAO
public oppinion is a fickle thing, and after some of the shit jnpr pulls it's bound to get noticed. how does everyone react when jaune's the new hero of vale? while pyrrha's more considered his right hand woman? (obviously pyrrha would be happy to be jaune's right hand woman and jaune would be imposter-syndroming his way through life after a single news report but what about the others?)
“Cai, Cai, Caiphas Cain! Hero of the Imperium!”
Hehehe~!
The Hero of Vale!
Lisa: Hello, everyone this is Lisa Lavender, here with you for a live interview with the, Hero of Vale, Jaune Arc! And, his fellow teammate, Pyrrha Nikos. Before we begin, I must say it’s an absolute honour to have you, The Hero of Vale, here with us tonight.
Jaune: Oh think nothing of it, Ms. Lavender. I’m just happy to be here with you, with all of you this day~!
Jaune: “WHY?! Why the hell do I have to be here?! I don’t want to be here?! I want to huddled up under a pile of warm blankets, not here of all places?!”
Lisa: It is also a privilege to have you here with us too, Ms. Nikos.
Pyrrha: My pleasure~!
Lisa: Now, Jaune… may I call you, Jaune?
Jaune: Please, by all means.
Lisa: Thank you; Now there is no doubt many people who all wishes to hear all about you’re daring, and courageous exploits you, and your team did in the legendary defence of Vale, and Beacon. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions about all of it.
Jaune: Ask away, Ms. Lavender.
Jaune: “Daring, and courageous exploits?!’ Lady, what are you smoking, and where can I get some?!! There was nothing courageous, and daring about high tailing like the damn coward I am!”
Lisa: Oh please, call me, Lisa~!
Jaune: Very well then, Lisa.
Jaune: “Don’t you dare flirt with me woman! I don’t know how to respond to love, and affection?!”
Lisa: Thank you. Now, Jaune as I said, there are many questions people would like to ask you about the events of that day. Where would you like to begin?
Jaune: Since it’s you, and the people asking, why don’t you chose the first question?
Jaune: “I would like to begin with this question; ‘Can I go home?’ Please?!”
Lisa: Then shall we begin with your legendary defeat of the feared, and infamous terrorist, Adam Tauras then?
Jaune: Oh… There was nothing praise worthy about that little sparing match.
Jaune: “Seriously, there isn’t!”
Lisa: But, Adam Tauras was an infamous leader amongst the, White Fang! Well know for his martial prowess, and his relentless fury in battle. He was feared by all those that faced him! And, yet you see you’re legendary duel as nothing more than a simple sparing match; Why is that?
Jaune: Well, Adam Tauras was rather, if you will pardon the expression, rather bullheaded. He was easily enraged and developed a rather tunnel versioned view on the world. He was easy to counter, and dictate the flow of the battle when I accomplished this. Which lead to his swift defeat.
Jaune: “What the hell am I saying?! There wasn’t any planning! I was just running away to find my friends when I saw, Blake, then I tripped, my shield flew out of my hands, and just so happened, happened?! To land under Adam’s foot, tripped him up, and caused him to fall, and break his neck?! Where’s the planning in dumb luck?! I’m just spouting random shit, Blake told me about , Adam?!”
Lisa: Saving the life of a fellow student along the way as well. A one, Blake Belladonna.
Jaune: Blake is a dear friend of mine, as well as the rest of her team. I wouldn’t hesitate to fight for the well being of my any of my friends.
Jaune: “Stop giving my that look, Blake! StooooP!”
Lisa: This attack upon, Vale was instigated, mostly by the White Fang. Resulting in the unfortunate deaths of many humans. Do you have any opinions on the White Fang, after the recent attack.
Jaune: Well, you must understand, Lisa many faunas also died during the attack. Because of the actions of the, White Fang. The White Fang does not stand for all faunas, for not all faunas stand with them. For even amongst th White Fang, their are different factions who believe differently on how they should respond to the injustices that the faunas have faced. And, I do hope that the people of, Vale, no, the world don’t take put their pain, and anger upon innocent faunas everywhere.
Jaune: “The fuck am I talking about?! I didn’t even know the White Fang were a thing until I met, Blake?!”
Lisa: Noble words to say indeed. How about we talk about how you commandeered a Atlas battleship?
Jaune: Very well then.
Lisa: So, how did you arrive on an Atlas battleship? Your fellow Hunters say they all saw you at Beacon fighting alongside them against the Grimm. Then you are jumping off of an Atlas battleship on top of Beacon tower, after you rammed said battleship into a Grimm Dragon.
Jaune: Ahh that.. At Beacon each student is assigned a rocket locker...
Lisa: Pardon my interruption, but a ‘Rocket locker;’ what is that?
Jaune: It is your bog-standard school locker, with a rocket attached to the bottom of it. They’re designed to store our weapons, and gear in them, so at any moments notice, we can call them to our side, and prepare to fight whomever stands before us!
Jaune: “Or, get shoved into them, and blasted gods knows were as a ‘prank?!”
Lisa: Really, that sounds quite useful.
Jaune: Indeed they are, that’s why I used one to get on that battleship.
Lisa: You did?!
Jaune: Indeed so, Lisa. I quickly hit the coordinates I desired, threw myself into the locker, launched myself onto the battleship.
Jaune: “After I accidently tripped, hit the keypad, fell into the locker, and was launched into space! It was a bloody miracle that I landed on the ship! ALIVE?!”
Lisa: Really?! That’s amazing!
Jaune: Oh, it was nothing...
Jaune: “Again, it wasn’t!”
Lisa: So after you landed on the ship, why did you decide to take control of the ship, and fly it into the Grimm Dragon.
Jaune: Well, the ship fought valiantly throughout the course of the battle. However, it was badly damaged, and couldn’t stay in the air any longer. And, if I didn’t move it, it would have fallen on Vale itself. So, flying it away, and hitting that Grimm Dragon in the process was just hitting two birds with one stone.
Jaune: “Haa... I remember flying that ship: What the hell am I doing?! Why am I here?! Go up, up you stupid junk of metal! Why does a airship have petals on it, six at that?! Wait? Is that a Dragon? A Grimm Dragon? Why is it getting closer?! Ahhhhh!!!”
Lisa: I have never seen a more text book example of the phrase. Many people blame allot of the destruction, and death that happened to, Vale was indirectly Atlas’s fault, do you have any opinions on that?
Jaune: I do admit that Atlas had a part it played that day, however, it was Atlas’s hubris that led to the White Fang commandeering their knights. Atlas has always been a rather arrogant and prideful nation, Hopefully the tragedy of that day, will help them learn from their mistakes, and grow from them. However, that same pride led to, Atlas in creating their battleships, and without them, the battle could have neem far, far worse then they already was. So, while we can blame them for what happened, it is not the people of Atlas, and Mantle at that, who are to blame.
Jaune: "It’s someone else’s fault! Not mine! It’s not my fault your droids got hacked, and went, ‘destroy all human’s,’ General! It’s! Not! My! Fault?!!”
Lisa: Truer words indeed, Jaune. So, tell me, what happened after you landed on the tower. Reports are vague at best, but they say you defeated the true mastermind behind the whole attack. Is that true?
Jaune: Well it is true that I defeated them, I’m afraid I do not have the liberty to say more than that. Sorry folks. But, as for defeating the villain behind the attack, well, lets just say they didn’t see it coming...
Jaune: “They told me everything; Salem, the origin of the Grimm, the fact gods exist, existed? And, I have no idea what the fuck they were talking about?! Not to mention, ‘Didn’t see it coming?!’ Why the fuck did I say something so stupid as that?! I jumped off the battleship, used her to break my fall, by breaking her BACK?! And, somehow saved, Pyrrha... why the fuck was she even there?!”
Lisa: Is that so?
Jaune: Fraid so.
Lisa: Well that’s disappointing. Ms. Nikos?
Pyrrha: Yes?
Lisa: Many people have been wondering, what is it like to be a member of the team, and the partner of Hero of Vale?
Jaune: “Tell them the truth! That I’m not who they think I am! That I’m a fraud, that I faked my way into Beacon! That I didn’t have a cle what the hell I was doing! The truth that I’m too cowardly to say Tell the truth! Say it! Say it!!!”
Pyrrha: When I first met him, I knew, Jaune was destined for greatness...
Jaune: “Eh...?”
Pyrrha: Most people thought, Jaune was dense, and a bumbling fool. But he is far more than any of that. He is loyal, dependable, courageous, smart, and noble. A white knight throough, and through. For he is the embodiment of a hero, and what all future Hunter’s should aspire to be! There is no one out there in the whole world like, Jaune Arc, Hero of Vale! And, I am honored to stand by his side! Now, and for whatever is to come!
Jaune: “What...?”
“WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
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Now this was fun!
Jaune: (Inhales, Exhales)
Jaune: (Hyperventilating)
Jaune: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Jaune: I SHOULD BE DEEEHEHEHEAD~!
Jaune: I WAS SO CLOSE!
Jaune: I WAS TOO CLOSE!
Jaune: I honestly thought that was it! That was the end of Arc's looooooooooooooong history of bullshitting his way to the top!
Jaune: How the fuck am I still alive?!
Jaune: I AM SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT!
Jaune: I... I need to end this! I have to tell them all the truth! I've run out of luck ages ago, and I've been running on fumes for who knows how long! You have to go out there and tell them! Face the music, Arc, because your SOOOOONG'S A-PLAYIN'! (Mad hums) IT'S DEAFENINGLY LOUD NOW!
Jaune: Let the LIE DIE before they do... Admit to them that you're a fraud! A coward! A piece of SHIT! Tell them the truth!
Jaune: TELL THEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
Pyrrha: (Opens door) Jaune?
Jaune: (Smiling) Yeah? What's up, Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: It turns out there was a new type of Grimm inside the Dragon that had the missing hero, Summer Rose inside! She's being resuscitated right now and General Ironwood would like to award you the Huntsman-Equivalent-of-a-Medal-of-Honor.
Jaune: Oh, haha, really? I was just doing my job, Pyrrha. But I'm honored by such a gesture. Tell the general I humbly accept and, please, send him in.
Pyrrha: Oh, he's already waiting in here, Jaune. (Shuts door, Reveals Ironwood)
Ironwood: ...
Jaune: I-I-I- Uh- Ah- Oh- (Frog in throat) Agh- I- I can egh- I can explain...
Ironwood: Explain? There is no need...
Ironwood: M O O D K I N D R E D . . .
Ironwood: I have finally found you...
Jaune: Mood kindred... Wait, you mean... You're ALSO a massive piece of shit?
Ironwood: Yes... (Sobs) YEEEEEEES!
Jaune: MOOD KINDRED?!
Ironwood: MOOOOOOD KINDRED!
Jaune: (Sobs as he embraces Ironwood)
JAUNE JAUNE
JAUNE ARC
HERO OF THE KINGDOMS~!
Not TCOAAL related at all, but I've been playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby so much lately and I can safely say these two would be the best of friends if their universes ever crossed over.
Goldship would cross into Rwby to have adventures there...purely to avoid training!!! She appeared in Grandblue Fantasy as a goddess!
So very much canon these two balls of chaos could meet, depending on how badly Goldship wants to escape training-
Neo: (Text) Hey there, handsome...
Jaune: (Text) Who is this?
Jaune: Wait...
Jaune: NEOPOLITAN?!
Neo: I'm horny. Cum over.
Jaune: I can't! I have a girlfriend!
Neo: Bring her, too.
Out of Touch
Only death will stop me…
"THE MEETING" _ wip sketch Fanart/fan comics: Hazbin Hotel by Amazon / Spindlehorse / Vivziepop. Sorry for the grammatical mistakes, and don't hesitate to tell me if the dialogues sound strange, I'm trying to improve my english! Anyway, this afternoon I relized I wasn't convinced by the meeting in the series, I think the confrontation is a bit forced and devoid of real convincing speeches. So I tried to rewrite a part of the episode. What do you think? Are Vaggie and Charlie convincing enough in this version? Would you listen to them or did you prefere the Amazon writing?
Yang technically fails the Adrian test because she refuses to give him back.
The Neckwear
Jaune: Uhh… W-Weiss…?
Weiss: Yes?
Jaune: You're still… you forgot, you're still wearing your collar.
Weiss: No, I didn't.
Jaune: Oh...
Jaune: Okay…
Jaune: Hey Yang, what are you eating?
Yang: Some chicken nuggets, why?
Jaune: Cuz I got a good joke about chicken. Wanna hear it?
Yang: Hm, try me.
Jaune: What did the chicken say to the other, when their corn was stolen?
Yang: ...I don't actually know.
Jaune: They said; "We need the feedback!"
Yang: ...
Jaune: G-Get it? Cuz feed...is chicken feed? Yang?
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Yang's brain: Hm...do I kiss him, carry him away, claim he's mine, or all of the above?
. . .
Yang's brain: Oh, we all know where this is going anyways.
Y O L O!
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Jaune: Yang?
Yang: Yes, I will have you marry me.
Jaune: What?
