i have always buried them deep beneath the ground

i have this sweet habit of disappearing at the drop of a dime

[robertpattisons]

[glumshoe]

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

[buffysboobs]

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

[cruxifucked-deactivated20180320]

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

a cishet, unironically defending straight pride: “Without straight people to reproduce, the lgbt community wouldn’t exist !!!!11!!”

me, an intellectual:

[applejuicewerewolf]

[paintingsdaily]

‘Iris’ 1888 by John Atkinson Grimshaw

[billclintonsbeemilk]

Teen should not be a porn category pass it on

[cannibalchicken]

[kermitlesbian]

[deema-t-deactivated20190702]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[acidashido]

*blows a kiss* for bi men

[becausekeiratoldmeto]

[crimson-iero]

lol people really see gamer youtubers with a large amount of subscribers and just start frothing at the mouth huh

[eggogorgon]

His pupils are super dilated. Maybe he’s drugged.

[kairisparda]

When you find a bra that fits

[pantaloonwarrior]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[i-m-not-okay]

[credit for @goatqueen_ ]