Peter Hale! Ladies and gentlemen!
Thank you for this journey guys. I'll get back to it for sure a little bit later. Now I want to focus on Sterek and Hollanov.
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Peter Hale! Ladies and gentlemen!
Thank you for this journey guys. I'll get back to it for sure a little bit later. Now I want to focus on Sterek and Hollanov.
Deputy Derek Hale and Jornad Parrish and the two smartass they ALWAYS find on the crime scenes (it's kinda worse when you realize one of them is the SHERIFF'S SON)
The two smartass take great pleasure in annoying them (and ogling at them, cause DAMN.)
It also helps that somehow they always figure out who did the killing.
Or: Stiles Stilinski and Lydia Martin saw them, looked at each other and said "I want that ass"
Canon divergent - Different first meeting
Laura never went back, Derek did (years later, when stiles is in college) and became a deputy. Life is good, and quiet. Until the sheriff's son and his Best friend come back in Town.
Stiles and Lydia are used to, well, be on crime scenes? It's not their fault. It just happens. Bodies find them, not the other way around. So when they go back in Beacon Hills, well, it starts happening there too. It might be because Lydia is a banshee (horrible how they found that out, 0/10, not recommend), but Stiles doesn't have that excuse. Except for the weird gut feeling that he always gets. (They don't know what he is, but after a few years of fighting the supernatural and acting like a fucking Beacon to crazy werewolfs and magic assholes, they can't denie he is something. It would be useful knowing what. They're not that lucky)
It's only natural that they start investing the cases, right?
Especially when they might be supernatural...
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I didn't ship Jordan and Lydia, but the idea of Derek and Jordan being partners and having Stiles and Lydia watching them and deciding who gets who is hilarious.
These poor man are just trying to do their job, and here they are, two younger assholes who are smarter than them are on their asses
one of my favorite scene from teen wolf (which doesn't involve Stiles) has to be this one.
so Derek and Issac are talk talking shit about Peter.
and when Petter comes in with this rock music
and derek is just like all cunty and says
and peter just takes it..
love them
this took me too long.
Derek being the big bad dangerous wolf but Stiles is most attracted to his secret boring self.
Stiles: u up? What r u wearing?
Derek: My night guard so I don’t grind my teeth it wakes me up.
Stiles: ffuck
Stiles: what r you wearing? Like clothes
Derek: Eli got me pj pants for Christmas.
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"I want my media to be historically accurate"
Cool, so you want natural fiber costumes with no/nuanced corset slander, people wearing colors, historical hairstyles, people wearing hats or headcoverings and long sleeves outside during the day, no potatoes or pumpkins in pre-columbian Europe, actors with textured skin and wrinkles, minimal makeup, consulting HEMA groups and weapons scholars for all the weapons and fight scenes, a good soundtrack that includes traditional instruments?
Oh, you mean you want 100% white people. Even in crowd scenes in port cities. There's a different word for that.
That 'making a deal with an elf and giving up your first born' thing with the human going 'Okay. When do we start?' but it's Sterek.
Alpha Derek who protects the woods and makes deals with the townspeople to protect them in exchange for their firstborn joining his pack and thus joining the protection of the town. It's how he got Boyd, Erica and Isaac (loophole of the firstborn already being dead) to be his Betas.
When Stiles comes to him, Derek is a little confused because Stiles is definitely too young to have a kid old enough to join the pack. But it's okay. Derek can be patient. He can tell Stiles is genuinely concerned for the town. But when the deal is truck...
Stiles: Okay, when do we start
Derek, confused: Start with what?
Stiles: I just promised you my firstborn. I don't have one yet. These take like nine months to be done. So we should start
Derek, even more confused: We should start
Derek, appalled: I would never force myself onto anyone--
Stiles, very deliberately looking Derek up and down: No force needed. Well, wouldn't mind a little manhandling
Derek, flustered for the first time in his life: ...
researching the history of education in japan and learning that, pre–Meiji Restoration, peasants/commoners formed their own schools to become educated because it was the best way of fighting tax fraud.
That is, when an official told you, a rice farmer, that you owed more taxes than you really did, it was very useful if you were good enough at math to know he was lying (and could prove it) and if you were good enough at writing to write a letter to your government defending your case.
all of which is to say it's crazy that mega-corporations are now pushing education to be "what if you paid us whatever we tell you to for the rest of your life and never do math or write anything ever again"
(via @archaeohistories over at Bluesky)
The oldest version of the photo itself that I could find on TinEye was from a 2018-08-12 Reddit post by u/alwaysshitting simply titled, "Close Enough" on r/funny. u/Afoith replied around the time of the OOP that this is El descendimiento by Virginio Arias in the Museum of Bellas Artes in Chile. According to its entry in the SURDOC database hosted by the Chilean government, Arias created El descendimiento in 1887, and the sculpture is still in Bellas Artes. (I leave it as an exercise to the reader to check if the work is still on public display.)
I trace the addition of the "And this is why we were asked to leave" caption to a 2022-01-11 Tweet by Glenn Farrington [@\HaHaScribe on Twitter]. I am open to the possibility of an earlier source, as I did only a quick scroll through TinEye for the text addition.
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Derek: *something something werewolf supernatural bullshit*
Stiles: Oh. Oh.
listen i dont fuck with backgrounds youre lucky theyre on a couch with a prop 😭😭
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Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵
trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it