Bitch, I eat people!

Independent RP Blog for Alucard from the Abridged Hellsing Series. Mun is 21+ and NSFW will be frequent. Created on 05/07/15. Run by: Mistress Cupcake

[crimsonfkcr]

“Well, it certainly has been awhile, hasn’t it? It looks like literally everyone is fucking dead. Maybe it’s on me for being gone so long? Nah, it’s you fuck-os.”

[crimsonfkcr]

tfw you remember your login info after a night of no sleep and binge watching hellsing

french fry

[crimsonfkcr]

So, as I made a new blog.. it occurred to me I could mooch off my own old blogs in an attempt to gain followers due to the more obscure nature of the newest muse! Th-That’s what good muns do, right? Promote themselves on their own dead blogs? I’ll assume so. 

As such, please go ahead and drop by my W.I.P blog:

T-R-X-M-P

to see Janey Bell from the hit comic series: Zombie Tramp! 

With Love,

Mistress Cupcake

{Note, Mistress Cupcake is in no way affiliated with the creators of Zombie Tramp. She is merely a fan of the work and wanted to spread the macabre fun through the art of roleplaying on Tumblr.}

[lunacywitted]

Notice

This is hard for me to say, but due to the large time I’ve been away from most of my blogs, any you see me reblogging this to is now inactive and will be archived. If I ever feel the muse again, I’ll be transferring them over to a new account. The urls will remain so I can still have them on standby in case I do get the urge to make that new account.

If you want to contact me, my Skype is Mistress Dirty Robot Fucker though you can also follow: u-n-d-y-i-n-g or bluejaysprice. I apologize to those that are affected by this and I will accept anyone that sends me their url that I’ve followed at one point. So please, don’t be shy.

[crimsonfkcr]

i noticed the typo but I'm too lazy and sad to fix it oh noooo.

[bloodstainedbread-a]

What’s that? Silence. Not the comfortable silence this is the silence that makes you want to leave because she’s ready to hit you with something.

[crimsonfkcr]

What's that? Silence. The kind of excitable silence that makes him want to stay because he wants to be hit with something.

[bloodstainedbread-a]

crimsonfkcr replied to your post:angry little floof

“Oh no, please, continue.”

She’s saying nothing, other than silently wishing for you to go away.

[crimsonfkcr]

He's saying nothing, other than silently wishing for her to continue.

[crimsonfkcr]

Playing Sly 2 and getting in front of Neyla on a tightrope so she does her stupid little run

Dance, puppet, dance.

[bloodstainedbread-a]

“Congratulations, we’ve come full circle. Do you want a prize?”

[crimsonfkcr]

“Just your annoyance is prize enough for me.”

[bloodstainedbread-a]

“Joy, a lack of moral compass. Just what I needed this evening.” Sarcasm.

[crimsonfkcr]

“If you didn't realize that by now then you are a poor, delusional creature.”

[bloodstainedbread-a]

“If you didn’t realize that by now then you are a poor, delusional creature.”

[crimsonfkcr]

“It's one of my most charming traits. That and my lack of a moral compass.”

[bloodstainedbread-a]

“I’m not really big on those. Sex isn’t something I really focus on if I’m honest with you.”

[crimsonfkcr]

“I never would have guessed.” Sarcasm has returned.

[bloodstainedbread-a]

“You mean sex toys, correct? I don’t see why you couldn’t just say the word.”

[crimsonfkcr]

“Yes, I meant an intercourse buddy. Fine then, you get yourself a vibrating 'pill' and shove it up your scaly coo--"

[bloodstainedbread-a]

“A spa, not these… ‘chill pills’ you speak of.” Lyth blinked a bit in confusion, “Not sure what you’re talking about really.”

[crimsonfkcr]

“Well, when a woman gets lonely at night, some buy these special toys--"

[bloodstainedbread-a]

“What an idea. Almost as if I hadn’t come from one.” That wasn’t sarcasm.

[crimsonfkcr]

“You came from chill pills? I really didn't need to know about what you did last night.”

[bloodstainedbread-a]

crimsonfkcr replied to your post:crimsonfkcr replied to your post:“I hope you like…

“You tend to get bored after a few hundred years of repetition.” [You say that like he wouldn’t want that]

“Really? I couldn’t tell.” Sarcasm.

[crimsonfkcr]

“Really need to take a few million chill pills.. possibly go to a spa or something.” Hard to tell if it's sarcasm or not.

[crimsonfkcr]

I'd like to point out to all the ladies (and others) that Alucard is flirting with that 10 times out of 10, Alucard is teasing just to tease. His sexual attraction to things is nonexistent because he's a technical walking corpse. Granted, with a high intake of blood.. everything technically works, it's merely the fact that he considers such things boring. He's more interested in just seeing how certain people react to it.

[crimsonfkcr]

“Excuse you.”