Hello My Alien

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[emrysbyers]

Sometimes love is just a bisexual gambling sharpshooter and the demolitions expert he makes fun of

[salvadorbonaparte]

Music in languages you don't speak <3

[butterflypeaflowertea]

writing papers is so HUMILIATING. why are these grown people with phds in this field making me, a baby year old child, write a stupid and trite paper that will neither interest nor benefit them in any way. what is thee point. just give me a cute little A and let’s all move on!

[kimchitae]

it’s the sope cowboy mating dance for me

[itsoundslikedrummmmmaang]

Today I learned that the french say I have shit in my eyes (j'ai de la merde dans mes yeux) to mean being blinded by love.

And now I'm questioning why I spent four years trying to learn the language

[jorgecrespo]

Happy pride month, don't lose focus on the movement going on tho. Be gay, do crimes. Be gay, protest. Be gay while supporting black lives matter. You have the range

[cherryjax1525]

[therealbaby69]

💕💕 at the end of the day we all bleed the same blood

[crimsonkookie]

🧡 🧡

[crusty]

the legend when zelda breathes in the wild idk ive never played it

[adaswordlace]

christ

[b0ytemper]

This post took 3 years off my life

[unapologetically-descriptivist]

I’ll take “words that perfectly describe the Académie Française but which would literally kill them to hear” for 500, Alex.

[expectedmoreowlstbh]

echo main, echo main, don’t pick it! no-no…… NOOOOOOO!!! [begging in french]… *clap* please. I beg you. you can have my, my firstborn, firstborn kid [?]–*looks up to see Race hasn’t switched off yet* oh please. ohhh…. *whispers* race. race, hey, psh, hey, race. hey.*mlemmlem* race. race. talk to me. race. say something. hey, hey, hey… [cries in french]

[crimsonkookie]

Echo really be sending us crazy rn

[344x-azucar]

(Reaper voice): Finally, some good fucking music.

with @fallenangelruby 

[crimsonkookie]

Thank you for tagging me @mojofun :)

This is me...or as close as I can get 🥺 they’re so cute

I tag;

@ne0nrose @la-galaxie-langblr @whyeventhough

[hollyhomburg]

Hi everyone I’m depressed fruit snack 🍉

[fixedhawa]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but do not give yourself bangs in quarantine

[nako-doodles]

@sevenmoons

[crimsonkookie]

So incredibly tempted, help

[xiaq]

“Years ago, anthropologist Margaret Mead was asked by a student what she considered to be the first sign of civilization in a culture. Mead said that the first sign of civilization in an ancient culture was a femur (thighbone) that had been broken and then healed. Mead explained that in the animal kingdom, if you break your leg, you die. You cannot run from danger, get to the river for a drink or hunt for food. You are meat for prowling beasts. No animal survives a broken leg long enough for the bone to heal. ‘A broken femur that has healed is evidence that someone has taken time to stay with the one who fell, has bound up the wound, has carried the person to safety and has tended the person through recovery. Helping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts’, Mead said. We are at our best when we serve others. Be civilized.”

–Ira Byock, The Best Care Possible: A Physician’s Quest to Transform Care Through the End of Life

[jungkookiebus]

I want this burned into my retinas and stuffed into my ears. play this at my funeral.

[animatedtext]

A piece from an art show I was a part of last night and a constant mood