[tastefullyoffensive]

The real MVP. (via jostrowski12)

[crimsonoctopus]

@little-red-riding-thatdick Sam?

[joncarling-deactivated20190604]

Now I am a seal.

[theonion]

WASHINGTON—Feeling overwhelmed and unable to take it any longer, hundreds of millions of American citizens across the country reportedly thought “I can’t do this anymore” while going quietly about their regular daily routines Wednesday.

As they commuted to work, performed household tasks, sat around with family and friends, engaged in hobbies, or watched television, each of the 320 million residents of the United States reportedly acknowledged to themselves that they simply could not continue doing any of this, not for a single moment.

According to sources, every last member of the nation’s populace further recognized this has gone on for far too long already.

“I can’t keep doing this,” each person in the country reportedly thought while shopping for groceries, replying to emails, sitting through meetings, walking to or from their parking spot, or tucking their children into bed. “Things can’t go on like this. They just can’t.”

“There’s no way,” the entire U.S. population added silently to themselves.

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[dajo42]

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

[little-red-riding-thatdick]

@crimsonoctopus me @ sam

[crimsonoctopus]

@little-red-riding-thatdick Can't wait for the sequel "nobody sounds like that when they drink"

[sickjacket]

today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

[crimsonoctopus]

What I say: I'm fine.

What I mean: I haven't read The Magic Treehouse Series in about twelve years but I remember it vividly and I remember that Morgan Le Fay was the one who sent them on their missions and she would occasionally pop up and she was beautiful and Jack and Annie loved her and respected her but from what I remember of mythology, Morgan Le Fay was a manipulative sorceress who tried to bring about the fall of Camelot and King Arthur and I just...are the kids alright? Are they being tricked? Are they in trouble?

[just-shower-thoughts]

I like how “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.

[stability]

[crimsonoctopus]

Dear tumblr, I get that the dramatic posts are fun but don't tempt me with them when I already know I need to chill the fuck out.

[actualdogvines]

“Who’s your best friend?”

[colehayley]

NO

[shitmystudentswrite]

Twinkie Troubles

During the Civil War the Twinkie had to withstand days of being uneaten and to make sure the snack did not spoil modern technology was created.

[culturenlifestyle]

Baroque Czech Library is the Most Beautiful in the World

The Klementinum library in Prague, Czech Republic houses some of the richest European literature and historical book collections. Apart from that, it is also one of the most beautiful libraries in the world, with its classical decor and luxurious furnishings which are rare works of art themselves. It holds over 20,000 books and opened its stately doors as a part of the Jesuit university. The Klementinum has been well preserved, with its detailed wood carved shelves in pristine condition, its tiled floors sparkling and picturesque hallways lined with thousand of years of knowledge.  

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[pdlcomics]

from instagram

[joncarling-deactivated20190604]

[joncarling-deactivated20190604]

mean clouds

[culturenlifestyle]

Escape Into The Incredible Digital World Of Lithuanian Artist’s Surreal Cities

Lithuania-based freelance creative illustrator Gediminas Pranckevičius graduated from the Vilnius Academy Of Arts. The artist specializes in a wide range of illustrations for music albums, books, character design, advertising etc. The visionary artist has created a series of incredible surreal dwellings which resemble morphed gravity-defying architecture sprouting from the seas or skies. 

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[willow]

i think its important to shut the fuck up sometimes

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder if Magic Johnson regrets wasting the worlds best porn name on a basketball career