haha, get it like the colo-[bonk]

Z/Red [He/It/She] my sideblog |18+| | late twentysmth transmasc butch | not strictly freaky shit, but be warned.. [I post untagged for the most part]

[crimsynthbeast]

'dad mode:activate'

-i "audibly" hear all 3 of my alters, who are currently regressed in various ways groan and/or make disgruntled noises

sometimes being plural is like being a single father to two hyperactive teenage cryptids and a nearly feral jackolope.. and, honestly, its kinda funny to me. like, yeah its tiring as all hell, but its all worth it and it can be fun too :}

i enjoy being a caretaker.. even when im the only one who can fill that role in the moment. they have done the same for me in various ways in the past, and will continue to help once C and J return to their "usual" states. (in J's case, hes a fae shapeshifter, but is currently stuck in her 'feral' form..)

so, for now, i have 3 critters that need taking care of. and im happy to be of help :}

[crimsynthbeast]

♪coiled up like a venomous serpent; tangled in your trance and im certain-you have got your hooks in me..♪

[disgustinggf]

[tropicalscream]

[cliffracer]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[crimsynthbeast]

something they dont tell you abt being plural is that sometimes the scene-kid gargoyle you share a life with makes you pull an all nighter bc it wont stop singing the chorus to "stay the night" by millionaires on loop

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Lesbian couple one girl is an ancient robot who can continue indefinitely with enough repairs and part swaps the other is an immortal who reincarnates in different bodies across the aeons call that the Ship of Theseus

[vape-bot]

plural pro: never lonely again

plural con: permanent twitch chat

[hemipenal-system]

you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

[hemipenal-system]

...stop saying vondom in the tags

[butterfly-sapphic]

Don't forget to take countraception

[hemipenal-system]

you gotta have vafe vex

[crimsynthbeast]

man, being poor and this needle kinkphobia reallllyy gets in the way of the all body mods i want...

im guessing i couldnt handle the whole thing either, itd be too much... id probably need to be unconscious and/or tied up for most if not all of it to get what i really want...

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[fertilefloor]

*pulls my cock out* *drops it* *it keeps falling through the floor* *one lone fly flies out of the hole on my body left behind by my erstwhile penis* *shrugs*

[fertilefloor]

do you still want to fuck me

[crimsynthbeast]

detachable penis by king missle

aaaaannndd send post

[daughter-of-sapph0]

come hither, my loyal knight

a little closer

perfect

*baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you*

[hail-the-villainess]

*clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang*

[qqchurch]

[crimsynthbeast]

nametag that says

"the most romantic aromatic youll ever meet"

annnd send post

:}

[alleesaur]

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [5] Chimeric Deity

for woofee66

[astrmastr]

yessE..... YEAAAASSSSSSSSSA

[kodasea]

OBJECT # 2 [Silver horn]

[pan--nieznajomy]

Sexting: I’ve found this song, it reminds me of you