[lovecraftiancum-deactivated2022]

u r born on this planet against ur will and then they tell u drugs r illegal. this is all made up. wtf.

[paxamericana]

[mioxenoblade]

Girls are hot, full homo

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[frogribbit]

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[cottoncoast]

especially amongst students it seems to be a competition on who had the least amount of sleep or ate the least or didnt do their work. stop it!!! go to bed and eat breakfast!!!! seriously it isnt cute please be nice to yourself

[sexandmanhattan]

[unclefather]

[waxscoralpants]

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

[sailorbamff-deactivated20210108]

You guys are forgetting the best part

[frenchifries]

animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!

animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

[joshpeck]

[pricepayer]

no i am going to do coke

[thebootydiaries]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me

[the-real-eye-to-see]

But they value our lives even less

[fonzworthcutlass]

Ok but look:

[donzo1234]

I’m really screaming

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

[gyarados-rider]

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

[constable-nugget]

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

[anti-ddlg-memes-deactivated2018]

snakes are literally just noodle puppies you guys need to chill

[allandnot]

@thelogicalloganipus

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

Noodle puppies

[trauma-demon]

My only moods are

High empathy

Anxious Anxious anxious!!

I AM GOD

Dissociate

The pure embodiment of rage

[weatherscan]

[kaijuno]

The real gen z aesthetic is having a vague memory of Maisy mouse in the back of your head that you’ve completely forgotten about until you see a picture of her and you’re suddenly teleported back to 1999

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[cringingfest]

tumblr really out here telling feminists that they can’t show their tits