Sacrifice for 2 Black Mana

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[mandareeboo]

This is revenge for the anagram AND the horse plates

[crinosg]

Yeah I called this segment "Moxxie is working some shit out."

[bogleech]

Has there been a moral outrage about the demon on the gummi worms yet? Because I know there was one about the kpop demon hunters "demon sauce" at McDonald's. Someone tell them about the gummi worms

[crinosg]

Wait people got pissy about the McDonalds Purple demon sauce? What the fuck?

[funnypages]

Doom literally could NOT comprehend what the kid just said.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Why is this urchin not working in the mines, harvesting rare metals to construct Doom Bots to use against Accursed Richards????"

[lonewolf23k]

Reminder: during Unthinkable, Dr Doom sent Franklin Richards to Literal Hell.

[crinosg]

Yes he did.

I mean even in the above piece Doom looks like he's seriously considering punting Franklin like a football.

And I think the only reason he doesn't is because he realizes it may make him look bad, not any actual consequence, like he could probably kick the ass of whoever else is there. But he doesn't want it getting out he kicked an eight year old or however old Franklin is here. It is, as the kids say, a bad look.

[yeomanstuff]

I think Storm was there too? Doom’s usually a little more on edge around Storm. Which is smart. You’ll never find all her knives, and there’s a non-zero chance one of them is vibranium or magic or something.

[crinosg]

Yeah I think the set up here is that Doom is being asked to help make Kitty solid again (this was at the time where Kitty was made permanently intangible due to injuries she sustained during Mutant Massacre and at this point it was literally starting to kill her) But it would mean having to work with the Accursed Richards or something so Doom is being all pissy.

So yeah Doom had better check himself, cause if Ororo's daughter dies because of Doom she is not gonna be happy.

[annotated-dc]

Our First Look Under The Coat: Barbara Gordon As The Absolute Bat

Our First Look Under The Coat with Barbara Gordon as The Absolute Bat in Absolute Batman #24 from Nick Dragotta

[crinosg]

The orange octogenerian is neither omnipotent nor immortal - Tuesday GNR

Good Day, Gnuville. As I am writing this, it is still Monday afternoon and TFG is crowing about his so-called “deal” with Iran, in which he

[tabletopmonsteroftheweek]

Mystery: Saturday Morning Cartoons

Concept: There have been some reports of someone killing the wild animals with an axe in Grants Pass, Oregon. The cause? A cartoon alligator has escaped from its vhs tape and its on a murder spree.

Keep reading

[why-i-love-comics]

Justice League: Dream Girls: A DC Pride Event #2 - "Key to My Dreams" (2026)

written by Jadzia Axelrod & Nicole Maines art by Brandt & Stein, Vincent Cevil, Stephen Sadowski, Dan Jurgens, Norm Rapmund, Joe Quinones, Dearbhla Kelly, Trish Mulvihill, Vicent Cecil, & Hi-Fi

[crinosg]

She's gonna run this nothing town

[crinosg]

From the GNR Newsroom, its the Monday Good News Roundup

Welcome back friends to the Monday Good news roundup, powered by the GNR Newsroom, your one stop for all the good news to help you start you

[funnypages]

Doom literally could NOT comprehend what the kid just said.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Why is this urchin not working in the mines, harvesting rare metals to construct Doom Bots to use against Accursed Richards????"

[lonewolf23k]

Reminder: during Unthinkable, Dr Doom sent Franklin Richards to Literal Hell.

[crinosg]

Yes he did.

I mean even in the above piece Doom looks like he's seriously considering punting Franklin like a football.

And I think the only reason he doesn't is because he realizes it may make him look bad, not any actual consequence, like he could probably kick the ass of whoever else is there. But he doesn't want it getting out he kicked an eight year old or however old Franklin is here. It is, as the kids say, a bad look.

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

[crinosg]

Behold the stages of grief for idiot culture warriors when Bridget was confirmed as Trans.

[why-i-love-comics]

Jay & Silent Bob: Jays of Future Past #1 (2026)

written by Kevin Smith art by Giuseppe Camuncoli, Cam Smith, Roberto Poggi, Marcio Menyz, & Erick Arciniega

[crinosg]

I suppose I have a confession to make.

I never really got Jay and Silent Bob.

Just.... never really got the appeal.

Like I watched the Clerks cartoon, I watched bits of Dogma here and there, but.... yeah, I don't get it.

Also its 2026, its been 32 years since Clerks. What are these guys even doing here?

Like is it me? Am I being the asshole? I don't usually like using the word cringe, but watching these two stoners hang around the Fantastic four and ask creepy questions about Reed and Sue's sex life and make jokes about the Thing Penis....its like "Okay but why tho?"

[multiversal-pig-outing]

holy shit they really just made a guy name chimp gave him dark skin and depict him with the biggest ears ever, a monkey tail and his eating a banana. Beside the horrible trailer. that has to be the worst thing they could have done.

[crinosg]

I feel like its a massive red flag when a show tries to hype itself up by comparing itself to other, better shows.

"Yeah! We're like Seinfeld, South Park and Smiling friends combined!" Are you? Are you really? Show about three idiots working in retail? A concept that is totally fresh and has never been done before. I remain dubious.

[choodraws]

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[hug-bees]

1001 Dalmations

[parkchanwoohoo]

Incredible faces OP, love how loose the lines are and the expressions/profiles are brilliant

[animemangamenagerie]

[crinosg]

Trump is a Pathetic Loser…GNR

Hey look, I brought receipts! And these are just from THIS WEEK! THE MAGA GOLDEN TICKET EXPIRES For years, a Trump endorsement was a coronat

[decompose1]

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

[decompose1]

Hold on i should've been more specific.

First: THIS RECALL IS NOT STATE SPECIFIC. IT IS NATIONWIDE.

here are the specific products and dates:

FDA page on this:

Target Recalls Up & Up Fragrance Free and Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes Due to Potential Microbial Contamination

Target is voluntarily recalling Up & Up Fragrance Free and Up & Up Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes following customer complaints of produc

[dr-otter]

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.