Crippled Cynic

This blog is all the random stuff that I like, think about and generally can't say or do in public through the chance I'll end up in a straight jacket.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ouijamoon]

[rapicho]

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

[creepled]

[sharkpilot]

Every one of these posts have big dick energy.

[catchymemes]

Get this man working on the next Star Wars movie

[clazzaranius]

https://twitter.com/howieeday/status/936438134169944064?s=21

Original link: https://www.instagram.com/plasticstarwars/

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Practical effects!

[vodehan]

Ya’ll know the first three star wars were literally made like this

[fruitandfitspo]

[yeaka]

Has this been done yet? Because I love you Elrond but wtf. [Screencap credit]

[elenorasweet]

LAUGHING BUT CRYING INSIDE

[heavyweightheart]

the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[owlwisdoms100]

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

[cheesesnax-deactivated20181015]

What is it?

[owlwisdoms100]

[dumpsterpizza]

I wasn’t prepared at ALL

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.

[fyeahriverdale]

The cat playing Salem in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina walks the red carpet.

[beetnelson]

[cahooter]

I won some lil kid fairy wings at a work quiz today and I’m gonna put them on prim and see what happens and I literally can’t wait to get home I’m counting down the minutes

[cahooter]

clearly she loved every second

[markv5]

Куда круче оpигинала.

Куда круче оpигинала.

[dualityofsquid]

“even better than the original”

[retrogamingblog]

Halloween Pikachu Plushes from the Pokemon Center

[autumn-everafter]

[sylvernail]

My life ever since I started listening to The Adventure Zone and Critical Role

[thisisntmycat]

[allmonds]

Invite them in

[kiefeon]

theyre vampires

[official-mugi]

so invite them in