let's not accelerate and say we did

cris / can-eh-dian / fuckin bi

[lena-zorel]

A constant gay mood

[neenarchive]

if you don’t like seeing gay people kissing at pride i diagnose you with homophobe and bitch

[trnstlanticism]

MY SISTER SENT ME THIS AND I AM LOSING MY FUCKDKFN MIND

[mokrobi]

I love pharmercy so much. It is such a cute and lovable ship with in game interactions and mutual trust in each other. A powerful duo, unstoppable couple. Nearly every pharah or mercy I’ve had on my team while I was playing the opposite have been so sweet to me. Just completely spamming crouch, voice lines, and emotes to make conversation. Ultimate otp, other ships are valid but will never reach as much love and adoration as Pharmercy.

[killuasembarassed-deactivated20]

Tom Holland always ends up on a positive note whenever he’s sharing something. He’ll be like “I was wearing the tight spider-man suit and I had to hold my pee for 11 hours and I was really sweaty but it was great! I loved it!” “I got major migraines after being upside for a long time when shooting the Washington monument scene but it was a learning experience and I wouldn’t trade it for the world! :)” “Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan make fun of me and I cry at night but it’s all fun! Loving life!”

[gettingbi-er]

funnily anough in brazil when u accept bullshit without speaking up its called “swallowing frogs”

[crisis-queer-blog]

don’t ever speak to me if you don’t know who christopher wilde is 

[zappavolta]

[swimmingpo0l-deactivated2017031]

if you remember this you survived a dark ass time

[thelovelytrixie]

DARK? Heh… this time was perfect.

I’ll have the Steven Universe fandom get the Crystal Gems to form Alexandrite so they can crush anyone who questions the SuperWhoLocks, Potterheads, and Fannibals…

[gaelic-galpal]

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

[crisis-queer-blog]

me, haven't been on tumblr in 100 years, not popular: ...

also me, logging in after 100 years: where's my famefkbeefj? Notifications? 0. Followers? Also 0. Disgusting.

[thebootydiaries]

millennials are so stupidt,,, like,,.. get off ur ipohne,,,,g o 2 outside,,,,, take an entire shit on the e leaves of the outsides……losten to nature u stupit bicth……u disgustenign,….the real friendship is in person not online,,,….t he only emoji u need is Outside……run and tell that…,,.i miss 1436 when we Talk To Each Other and Die A Lot

[thecoffeediary-deactivated20161]

The excessive misspells are cringe-worthy 😖

[thebootydiaries]

i turned off autocorrect and turned on,,, Auto Real Life Friendship

[textposts-idk]

At least millennials can spell

[thebootydiaries]

the only spell i need is,,,.. T he Spell Of Nature’s Beaty,,,,, kms if u agree..,,

[horrendous-look]

You do realize that you’re using millennial “talk” by using “kms” and “u”, correct? And also, commas (especially so many) are not needed in the statements you’re making. By the way, autocorrect was meant for the millennials, according to your logic. Because I’m just guessing you were alive before the smart phone. Then again, all the things you use today, technology wise, is more than likely here because of the fact people don’t want to go outside but instead want to expand how we think and not how we behave. But, I’m just a millennial so what do I know?

[thebootydiaries]

my young grass hopper,,, do u realize i am Save u…..every morning i break my legs just 2 survive so don’t u dare come at me about intelligents.,… Smart Phones bu t Dumb People..,,,u care about Apple iPhone but i care about the Apple i shoved up my ass,,,, think before u speak

[saltaalyn]

You should think before you speak because you said “kms if u agree” kms, means kill myself, correct(I’m actually not sure)? Also “the Apple I shoved up my ass” why the fuck would you shove an apple up your ass? Also, get off Tumblr if you think people should go outside. Instead of typing that, why don;t you go outside and leave everybody the hell alone

[thebootydiaries]

i didnt riske my life to come on tumblr.com and be disrespected,, listen 2 me.., u put the apple in ur colon because the nature go inside u…into ur heart,smh shaking my honest. we r not the same. u think about bae fleek….i;m thinking about thos beans,,,,u like LSD screen.,, i like EYES screan,goodbye harrypotter0423

[gabberdoodles-7-blog]

How is the aple suposed 2 go to ur heart from ur butt

[thebootydiaries]

digestion boi

[pigeonacademic]

Guys, don’t bother. Booty is a horrible shitposter. By horrible I mean that she fails to make it a funny sort of shitpost. She tries to be funny and fails.

[thebootydiaries]

im screamign why my name booty

[crisis-queer-blog]

#justiceforbooty #appleupmybutt

[asteroidarsonist]

we all michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling

[plantcab]

explain

[asteroidarsonist]

stressed, broke, gay

[biencorrect-deactivated20170210]

[lgbtqi-support-equality]

[memewhore]

[relahvant]

*eats 1 carrot*

*checks to see how much weight I’ve lost*

[transheadcrab]

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

[transheadcrab]

you absolute fuckers i made this post fuckifn 5 years ago bc i spilled mac on my favorite shirt at the time n every day. every fucking day notifications spill in abt people being sad and thinking theyre not enough. listen. i made this post when i was 13 and spilling mac n cheese on my shirt. mayb right now u are 13 year old me right now, and thats okay, but absorbing these messages isnt gonna help u. u can get good n be good and telling yourself otherwise only hurts yourself and your mental health progress. be kind and good to yourself. we’ll all spill mac. but sometimes u just gotta change yr shirt and make a new bowl. its okay.

[lilacparade]

character development

[bunnie-blogging]

“but sometimes u just gotta change yr shirt and make a new bowl” is the official mood for 2018

[kittywinks-deactivated20190120]

My 28 year old ass trying to dig myself out of mediocrity like

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nullannddvooiid]

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

[exjwthings]

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

[atheistjw]

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

[skirris]

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

[mmmm-gross]

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

[spinachalfredita]