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hi im sam and i never know what's going on

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[nyanguardparty]

this is literally a world heritage post, the inception of “killing me instantly”

[c3rvida3]

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

[bluechanas]

them

[cha3blu]

justice

@anatomyofdragons

[zashiyumada]

Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”

Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[venuslove-28]

💕💖

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[podcastwizard]

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

[louisegluckpdf]

the thing with edibles is if you only eat half the two halves are gonna know theyre separated. and theyre gonna to know that they arent meant to exist in that state of separation and they will yearn for reunification. so the edible half in your stomach will be calling out to the uneaten half, forcing you to eventually succumb and eat the other half so they may be reunited. many such cases

[831209214411212-deactivated2024]

this too is yuri

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[justsomeguycore]

i’m like very serious when i say get off tiktok. you’ll overcome the fomo and one day be thankful you were missing out on that mess

[justsomeguycore]

“do you know that sound where—” no ❤️ do you know the sound of the chestnut backed chickadee

[marisatomay]

trump self reported his hair color as strawberry blond....

god it’s so unfortunate that he’s absolutely hysterical

[7dmom]

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

[lindleland]

[sacred-portal]

[sweatermuppet]

coke zero themed abortion

[sweatermuppet]

reckon this one's gonna fly all on its own

[huffylemon]

[christianstepmoms]

[kushblazer666]