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aaaaaahaaaaaaa let's scream together ahhhhhhhhaaaaahhhh

my house is a mess i'm petty and angry and childish and so triggered ahhhhhh

Good morning internet. It is raining outside, which is lovely. I have to fill out a form, find some other forms, and click through some trainings. I'm so close to the end. I know there will be more on the other side. But maybe not??

cybercerealkiller-art

photography dump (ignore the fact my camera is cracked)

escuerzoresucitado

trial-of-gilles-de-rais

1946 Portraits at Howard University

spockular

plants in the night

I am leaving the militaryyyyyy

clicking through the mandatory separation training. Feeling like I need to restrict my speech at all has been a huge weight on my chest over the years. I probably shouldn't have ever joined, but it's where I made my best friends and also all of my money and will probably support me the rest of my life, assuming our country continues to function

what if i...micro blogged

I'm feeling nostalgic for the old Internet and also for the person I might have been if I hadn't experienced such soul crushing ego death as a teenager. I want to be creative without thinking too hard about how bad at it I am.

brokenbloodymolars

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

brokenbloodymolars

Lord if this works

byjove

just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them

bubobubosibericus

Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed

wolfeyedwitch

...do you mean the 'self preservation instinct' removed????

byjove

No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.

cristinabang

so mules are skyrim horses?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so strange to me that some people aren't bisexual

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i can understand having strong preferences one way or another, but not experiencing even mild passing attraction or sexual curiosity in regards to the strange wide range of human gender? bitch im borderline asexual and even i get it

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

also women and men? basically the same thing??? there's so much overlap!!! u all look like relatively hairless ape-adjacent bipeds to me. i have to squint to see it

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

like, not even just a little bisexual? even just in your head, as a concept to play around with? out of mild curiosity? to amuse yourself on a rainy day?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

loving the people in the notes with "I'm only attracted to one gender and honestly it confuses the heck out of me also." i think i get it now. arbitrary human condition is arbitrary. go kiss your lovers in the rain

bootlickerphobes

luwha

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

hithisismeandmyfaces

lmao

luwha

You know how it is then, folks!

prismatic-bell

MANUAL BLAZE MODE GO

….am I allowed to say “whovians, grab your TARDISes?” You know how it is.

fish-that-yells

Tumblr loves doing this. I tried to make a post about the ads that showed actual human penises in them, with screenshots, and it was taken down for violating community guidelines.... unlike the ad, I guess?

softblockwashere-deactivated202

milfposting69

thetreetopinn

*DYING AT THAT TAG*

teaboot

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

teaboot

Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills

Me: I’m the alive version of me

teaboot

An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”

Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic

inner-muse

They: “But you might be on pills the rest of your life!”

Me: “So?”

illnessisnteasy

Good! That means that I have a “rest of” my life to continue living!

Thanks to the pills.

erinptah-admin

Meanwhile, no person ever: “You should think about giving up your insulin/antiretrovirals/beta blockers/anti-rejection drugs/prosthetic legs/daily multivitamin, because using those your whole life is bad for some reason”

teaboot

Oh no, they do that too.

living-deciduously

I have a kidney transplant. A woman once told me she didn’t believe in organ transplants and that people should just die when they’re meant to.

teaboot

Sounds like a great set-up for a murder

teaboot

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

gehayi

Speaking of the luck of the non-disabled…I once terrorized a Karen who was using me to teach her entitled kid that disabled people are Other and should not be treated with respect. I told her (truthfully) that until I was twenty-eight, I wasn’t visibly disabled. Then a defective chromosome that I hadn’t known about kicked in. So my luck ran out. But until then, I had been normal–just…like…her.

The sheer terror on her face as the concept of “You mean I’ve just been lucky so far?” seeped into her brain was a thing of beauty.

missjudge-me

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

deeksspeaksandsneaks-deactivate

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ankoku-jin

“You are one stroke of bad luck, common viral illness, or traumatic event away from being just like me” is honestly the most terrifying thing you can tell an abled person - and you should. I was healthy and fit and doing everything ‘right’ too - right up until some inner switch flipped and my body crumbled right out from under me.

delphinidin4

and just WAIT till you hear about aging.

nothorses

1 in four people are disabled, and most people become disabled given they live long enough.

There is a very real problem of people shaping their identities around their abled-ness, and their worlds crashing down around them when they do become disabled. It does a lot of damage to those people; and say what you will about “deserving” it, but teaching people to become comfortable with the likelihood that their lives will change in that way eventually not only does a lot of good for them, but it does a lot to teach them compassion and respect for disabled folks as well.

disposablebicycle

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.