hee hee hoo hoo i cast HAVE A GOOD DAY

code monkey by day, weed wizard by night. queer 24/7. 30s.

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

i have listened to that song nonstop for two days because of this tiktok btw. it does kinda slap tho. this is been me the past week. volume warning. but u need the audio.

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

god therapy is so humiliating i just had to say. like talk out loud. the fucking hold on till may emo ass lyrics. to my fucking therapist with a master and a doctorate.

[chillyfeetsteak]

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[shushmuckle]

Illustration from a 1941 advertisement

[vrabia]

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

[callmebliss]

Your fave is ongelmajäte

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

[pyrebomb]

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

my therapist loves the processing-via-world-of-warcraft fanfic. court mandated fanfic.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[prguitarman]

Happy birthday Usagi 🌙✨🎂

[prguitarman]

Happy birthday Usagi 🌙✨🎂

[prguitarman]

Happy birthday Usagi 🌙✨🎂

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[junk-thunder]

poomp!

[junk-thunder]

[crabussy]

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

[wizardarchetypes]

Everyone do this RIGHT now.

[kosmogrl]

july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good

[junk-thunder]

Evil Beach Boys- Wouldn't It Be Fucked Up