Crit Fail Club

Queer misadventures in D&D5e.

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After 8 months, we're back for the finale!

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24 minutes and counting!

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Wolf | Crit Fail Club

Fifteen years after the end of the Fifth Blight, three unlucky strangers are forced together by circumstance when they're captured by Tevint

Hey DA fans! If you finished Veilguard and want to explore another way things could have gone, we did a podcast about that! Check out the Youtube playlist or other podcast platforms.

Synopsis: Fifteen years after the end of the Fifth Blight, three unlucky strangers are forced together by circumstance when they're captured by Tevinter slavers. Though they could hardly know so at the time, their fates become indelibly interwoven, and the fate of all Thedas will come to rest on their shoulders. With the aid of a band of freedom fighters called the Lucerni and heroes old, new, and lost, they will overcome every hurdle and save the world in the process.

Amber (not on Tumblr) plays Yariel of Clan Sabrae, an Dalish elf warrior who lost his brother, and later his clan, under mysterious circumstances. He wears the scars of his past like armor, and desires nothing more than vengeance.

@outerspacekake plays Kasaanda, a qunari mage who escaped the Qun in war-torn Seheron after a lifetime of being bound and leashed for her magical ability. She lives in constant fear of being found by her handler, Arvaraad, and being returned to the iron grip of the Qun.

@valgalart plays Elyan Bayard, a human rogue hailing from Orlais. He left his backwoods mountain town to come to Val Royeaux, where he trained as a bard for a few years only to be framed for murder and driven away from his new life.

Written & DM'd by @tessacrowley, who also plays all the NPCs. Old friends from previous games will also show up! Tune in to find out who makes an appearance ;)

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It's been NINE MONTHS! But we're back again tonight. We left the boys in the midst of combat with extraplanar raptors, suits of armor, and a glass golem as they hunt for Oriana.

[batmanego]

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

[charlesoberonn]

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Hey look, it’s Gwen’s character arc…

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Actual footage of Amber in the wild 🤪

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Don't forget to tell the other players in your group that you like playing with them every now and then!

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Love playing with all of you!!!!

[outerspacekake]

I'm here.

@critfailclub did a Dragon Age season called Wolf, where I got to fulfill my fantasy of romancing Maevaris Tilani. I played Kasaanda, a former saarebas turned Tal-Vashoth. This scene is after a particularly long and tiring ritual to save Mae. Nobody knew if it would work, but Kas had to try.

Wolf is set a year after the events of Dragon Age: Inquisition, and continues the saga of Thedas in the Tevinter Imperium. Our heroes are captured by slavers, join a band of freedom fighters, and must face down ancient elven gods and even the Sixth Blight. Written and DM'd by the one & only @tessacrowley.

Art by ekduein on Twitter! She doesn't do commissions anymore, but you can still see her amazing OCs & worldbuilding.

Start listening to Wolf

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @dr-lemurr

.... yknow i don't do this often enough but you can totally buy all the cards you see on the blog, this one is IDEAL to go on one's door

text: Beware: Chaos Gremlins

[evilwizard]

are you seriously on your hero’s journey right now? that’s cringe. i bet you would answer the call to adventure loserboy

[probablybadrpgideas]

Level 9 spell called "Ascend The Mortal Plane"

If a character casts it they end up in the real world and have to get a job.

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[Redacted] cast this in Fracture...

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[tartrazeen]

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We are taking a short hiatus to deal with some IRL crazy and to give Val a chance to catch up on edits. In the meantime, she hopes to upload a few more of the Behind the Screen chats. The next one is on including famous NPCs and working within an extended universe.

Keep it weird, friends.

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Discord is the easiest way to communicate over voice, video, and text. Chat, hang out, and stay close with your friends and communities.

[greelin]

yeah i’m doomed by the narrative but i have a little time to be absolutely gay

[greelin]

putting my inevitable death on pause to be homosexual for a second

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LIVE episode recording in 30 minutes!

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TTRPGs for Trans Rights in Florida

y'all there is an absolutely bonkers deal going on at itch.io right now

You can get over 500 rpgs for only *five dollars* right now. That's right, over $2000 worth of games for only five fucking dollars. It's insane. It's unreal. It's totally worth more than any dollar amount you're going to throw at it. And it's all going towards charities that work with trans folx on the ground: specifically Zebra Youth and Transinclusive Group. If you donate more than $10 you get a special bonus - the creators of Action Fiction will send you a PDF copy of the 5E supplement "Monsters of Murka: Chromatic Gamut." Go check it out now!!! Offer lasts until April 6!

[ladytabletop]

This is an awesome bundle!! So many cool games in there.

Plus you’ve got the itch creator day sale coming this weekend!

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Ariazes and Seluein, Fracture ep 14: The Starlight Jamboree.

[Listen here]

K commissioned Sai, a sapphic artist from the Philippines, to bring the dance scene to life! Ariazes may have failed her Performance roll, but luckily Seluein was there to teach her.

Ariazes (she/her) is a tiefling Circle of the Moon druid and disaster lesbian played by @outerspacekake. Seluein (she/they) is the giddy goth High Elf necromancer who is in love with her and is played by @valgalart.

They're on an official mission, but the rest of the party seems to have given them some space. Something about the stars and candlelight? Oh. I don't think they can hear us...