Meh

[rub-me-the-right-way]

People get drunk. They kiss the wrong person. And pretend to be okay. People will do anything to distract their heart. They will do anything to distract it from missing someone.

(via h-auptgewinn)

[beautiful-backpacker]

is it bad that I recognize all of this now?

[maryrevisited]

[perrfectly]

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

[observando]

The only difference between a grown-up’s mistake and a child’s is the size of the consequence.

Teresa R. Funke (via observando)

[observando]

We all have issues & we have usually come by them honestly.

Allan Lokos (via observando)

[observando]

Life is real, and you can’t live a lie.

Andrew-Knox B Kaniki (via observando)

[observando]

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

George Carlin (via observando)

[upabovetheclouds]

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

[lucifeur-blog]

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

[prostheticknowledge]

“Whereas internet traffic was once broadly distributed across thousands of companies,” he told the subcommittee, “we found that by 2009 half of all internet traffic originated in less than 150 large content and content-distribution companies. By May of 2014, this number had dropped by a factor of five. Today, just 30 companies, including Netflix and Google, contribute on average more than one half of all internet traffic in the United States during prime-time hours.”

Quote from guardian article, “Couch potatoes have killed the internet dream” [Link] (via prostheticknowledge)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bagelbrother]

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

[officialunitedstates]

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

[ahistoriatric]

what month comes after september???

halloween

[jademonster42]

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

[simply-quotes-deactivated202002]

What makes you walk past thirty-thousand people without a second glance, and then you look at the thirty-thousandth-and-first person and know you’ll never take your eyes off her again?

Jodi Picoult, Second Glance (via simply-quotes)

[coqueli-cat-deactivated20191111]

AGGRESSIVE

[troll-712045335045-deactivated2]

Straight to the point.

[ven0moth]

it’s caled a fucking date

[spacecadet]

[royal-fiend-deactivated20160215]

This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.

[norikat-deactivated20210517]

this gif should be slowed down immensely for accuracy.

[yiffconmoved-deactivated2014021]

[princethias]

I can hear the sound as I watch this and it makes me want to scream.

[kaiplue-blog]

#/click #beep beep beep errRRRRR GRRNRRGRRNRRRSSGGHHGHGHHGHH#KSKSHHHSKSHSHSHSHSKHSHSHSHS #SHIT MY PARENTS ARE UP

[onceuponatwiceland]

my god yes

[simply-quotes-deactivated202002]

If you’re frustrated because you’re not getting what you want, stop for a second: Have you actually flat-out asked for it? If you haven’t, stop complaining. You can’t expect the world to read your mind. You have to put it out there, and sometimes putting it out there is as simple as just saying, “Hey, can I have that?”

Sophia Amoruso, #GIRLBOSS (via simply-quotes)