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[kosmogrl]

does anyone know how to stop fucking things up

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

[empyreal-lore]

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

[contagiousgrace]

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[valtsv]

as a member of the lgbt community, it really hurts to hear people say that my "lifestyle" isn't "family friendly". i care a lot about being family friendly. it's very important to me. that's why this month i'm partnering with your mom -

[scramratz]

Do you ever stop feeling like you’re letting everyone down?

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[cilantrhoes]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[spinmagazine]

it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

[iamafatvagina101]

OK I WILL BECOME PERFECT STARTING NOW