[neo--queen--serenity]

a real go-getter, if you will

[peterquillsblog]

[thinkspam]

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[phvck]

[lemonlinelights]

[lifeandtimesoftrying]

[IDs: 1: a roly poly, sometimes called a pill bug, on a miniature hammock hung between two small plant stems. 2: a tag that reads "#oh my god its him its. the chill pill" End IDs]

[sunderwight]

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

[sunderwight]

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

[sunderwight]

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

[sunderwight]

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

[sunderwight]

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

[sunderwight]

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

[ghoulodont]

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

[audible301]

Gorgug Thistlespring I KNOW you have a very specific question for this man

[importantcatpics]

[samreich]

really hope this is the last time this photo and the word 'bloodbath' share a headline

[hellenhighwater]

I have never understood people who understand what's happening with their bodies. Like, I was talking to a friend once and she was explaining that she'd swapped the salad greens in her usual lunch from like a romaine mix to kale and "could really feel the difference it was making" ??

and meanwhile I am over here with the logic puzzle of: yesterday I drank eight cups of coffee and fell asleep at one am (normal) and today I drank two cups of coffee but it is now three am and I am still awake" and let me tell you. whatever the little machines inside my body are doing, I do not understand it

[hellenhighwater]

Yes of course I have adhd why do you ask

[thememedaddy]

[sacred-portal]

[revvethasmythh]

unparalleled content, truly

[brambeag]

mr. arizona iced tea

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[geminiagentgreen]

[system-a-naturae]

[wednesdaythesecond]

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

[foone]

Nothing says good mental health like Nine Inch Nails 1994 album The Downward Spiral!