I'm perusing Critrolestats (RIP) and was just going through the kill count for C2, and it start's off making sense, Yasha 43.5, makes sense because Ashley wasn't there a lot (and Ashley is bad at speed math), Jester 59.5, Caleb 85.8 wizards have fireball, Beau 51.1, Nott/Veth 69, If Sam purposefully stopped killing once he hit that number I wouldn't be shocked, Molly 21, makes sense, pretty high number considering everything (RIP), Fjord 61.8,
AND THEN we get to the weird number: Caduceus 62.8
Excuse me? Mr. Number One Cleric, The Only Healer in the group Caduceus Clay killed MORE PEOPLE THAN FJORD, JESTER, BEAU, AND YASHA?!?! (And Molly but again that one was less surprising, long may he reign).
So I start looking through the numbers, because CritRoleStats very helpfully has a list under each character of each episode they killed someone in and how many kills there were in that episode. Now keep in mind that Critrolestats just has the numbers up top, there are no descriptions or explanations for any of these kills until you scroll waaaaaaaaaaaay down.
Each list is like; 1,2,1,1,2,3,1,4,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,5,1,1,1 with the occasional bigger number thrown in. Caleb and Jester both have an 18 which is the biggest number on any list I've seen so far. This makes sense because they're the main offensive magic users and it was probably a fireball or something. Anyway, then I scroll down to Caduceus, 1,1,3,1,1,1,2, 32
Excuse me? What?! Why does Caduceus have the largest single episode kill count BY FAR of any C2 character? Over half of his kills from the entire campaign are from one episode.
Oh yeah lmfao, Caduceus sunk a ship with a tidal wave. I assume it's this moment because I genuinely can't think of anything else it could possibly be.
Nope, It's NOT THAT, it says episode 67, what is this?
It's Destroy Undead from the tomb under Bazzoxan! There's like a million zombies in here, I forgot about that. Jester and Caleb's high scores are also from this episode lol. Of course! And this is the perfect major kill count for the ultimate cleric. Of course it's while fighting against the undead.
The only people who have more kills under their belt than Caduceus as of the end of C2 are Caleb and Veth. That's hilarious. Removing the zombies from his total brings his number down to a much more in character 31.8 (one of his kills in ep 67 was a spider so I left that one in lol).
