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love is quite literally the only thing in this world that matters

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[cutecipher]

its important for a woman to have machinations/schemes

[mobiused]

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[oasisbreakup]

how it feels to have a job

[mas-o-kissed]

I answer the door covered in blood and bruises and bite marks and I’m like “you should see the other guy” and he’s covered in kisses

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[dogpuppy]

[mummer]

tony kushner on pretentiousness 🖤

[2000ghosts]

august 1, 2008

[transjackfairy]

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

[theweirdwideweb]

[fuck-customers]

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me