Croakerverse in Chronological Order

Chronological archive of the croakerverse

[croakerverse-chronological]

Croakerverse Chronological Contents

Blog status: Semi-hiatus until June 2nd, will still attempt to archive things here and there while I'm gone.

Hi, mod here. This blog will contain an archive of all members of the croakerverse. While I may jokingly refer to it as the "cinematic universe" I personally believe that most if not all members of this universe do believe what they are saying wholeheartedly.

DISCLAIMER: Do not harass anyone mentioned on this blog. Call me gullible if you want, but I think these are all real people with real lives.

What this blog will contain:

Original posts or replies from those that have lived with or near Kermit and those around them.

What this blog will not contain:

Reblogs from the croakerverse without content (eg if Kermit reblogs something but does not comment on it, I won't reblog it.)

Anything posted from fan accounts unless I have reason to suspect they have met up in person.

StrangeAeons posts unless it is directly relevant to the Croakerverse.

How this blog will archive things:

I will tag each post with the month and two digit year it was posted (ex. 6/25), and dates will be tagged month/day/year (5/10/25). There's going to be a lot of posts so I have to make tagging as short as possible. I will do my best to reblog everything in chronological order, but I could very easily end up missing something, so the month and year system will work better. I will also tag with whichever member the post was made by.

Current and Past members:

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Dates (Under Readmore)

2016

June

2019

January

February

2020

October

2022

December

2023

March

April

May

June

August

2024

February

March

April

May

[croakerverse-chronological]

Done for now, may come back later today.

[epilepticsaints]

[the-muppet-joker]

THIS IS VILE.

YOU ARE VILE.

ALL I FUCKING WANT IS KERMIT PORN WITHOUT THAT TOXIC BITCH MISS PIGGY BECAUSE I HAVE TRAUMA FROM MY KIN MEMORIES WITH HER. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? WHO DO I HAVE TO PAY? HOW HARD MUST I BEG?

[the-muppet-joker]

Wait, polycule? Murder? What happened! Did you go dark muppet mode again?

It was more of a Joker Rage... but it was necessary. They were disrespecting my fan fiction.

[operagirl]

I think the Joker is a lot like mega mind in the way that if he actually won and succeeded in whatever plan he had. He would probably be bored and do something else instead of continuing to be the Joker.

[the-muppet-joker]

"Attempted murder" you took someone's epi pen away while they were in anaphylaxis shock and could've killed them you fucking monster

Error is a LIAR. Stop listening to their manipulation...

[the-muppet-joker]

I’m the one who send the Lady Gaga Kermit outfit ask. Thought I’d let you know that I’m a woman and I made my horse-identifying girlfriend cum to your posts. You made a horse girl feel good.

They have made me jealous with what is no god; they have provoked me to anger with their idols. So I will make them jealous with those who are no people; I will provoke them to anger with a foolish nation. For a fire is kindled by my anger, and it burns to the depths... devours the earth and its increase, and sets on fire the foundations of the mountains

[redbeansesameball]

every time I see this I get emotional. kermit....

[redbeansesameball]

look how he's nestled in there...

[the-muppet-joker]

Christ. It's like none of you can fucking read body language.

He is not "nestled in there." Miss Piggy is once again getting away with her toxic treatment of Kermit due to being a woman. Nice going, feminists.

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

reblogging to stop the misinformation !

[redbeansesameball]

every time I see this I get emotional. kermit....

[redbeansesameball]

look how he's nestled in there...

[the-muppet-joker]

Christ. It's like none of you can fucking read body language.

He is not "nestled in there." Miss Piggy is once again getting away with her toxic treatment of Kermit due to being a woman. Nice going, feminists.

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

What if people want to bully colter?

thats not his name :/ he prefers to go by kermit pls be respectful

[angelicguy]

[the-muppet-joker]

This is clearly AI. Sonic does not have human arms. They are spelling errors on his shirt as well. Those of you who were tricked by this are fools.

[sonic-justice-real-for]

This fish is ruining my fucking life

[agreatbigpileofrats]

Aww, did tumblr bully you into changing out of your colonizer costume?

[hellsite-yano]

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

idk who that is but colonizer or not bullying is never okay :'( you guys need to be nicer even to ppl who are quote unquote problematic :/

[the-muppet-joker]

You have such kindness for others, Number Four... my heart has long been rotten, but you make it beat fresh. There is hope for humanity yet... for as little time humanity will be human, at least.

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

haha thank you :) you inspire me to be better than your haters <3 they will be sorry when they arent let into the muppet transformation caves >;)

[sonic-justice-real-for]

This fish is ruining my fucking life

[agreatbigpileofrats]

Aww, did tumblr bully you into changing out of your colonizer costume?

[hellsite-yano]

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

idk who that is but colonizer or not bullying is never okay :'( you guys need to be nicer even to ppl who are quote unquote problematic :/

[the-muppet-joker]

You have such kindness for others, Number Four... my heart has long been rotten, but you make it beat fresh. There is hope for humanity yet... for as little time humanity will be human, at least.

[troycattribunny]

Guys is it ableist to point out that a 22 year old who is a danger to himself and others and being actively encouraged by a bunch of idiots?

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

if you keep talking smack about the croaker i am going to write a callout post about you >:(

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

I understand your anger, but we should not be a community of hate. People will always hate those who preach the truth if they don’t want to hear it. We can not force others into silence, but we can strengthen ourselves and become more resilient…

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

sigh youre right but i just want to protect his heart :( you get off scott free for now >:/

[troycattribunny]

You guys are more annoying than horse boy. Like he attempted to MURDER someone

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

only allegedly :( nothing you can prove </3

[troycattribunny]

He literally BRAGGED ABOUT IT

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

it was a misunderstanding ok ? stoppit bitch :/ i have nothing to say to you

[sonic-justice-real-for]

This fish is ruining my fucking life

[agreatbigpileofrats]

Aww, did tumblr bully you into changing out of your colonizer costume?

[hellsite-yano]

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

idk who that is but colonizer or not bullying is never okay :'( you guys need to be nicer even to ppl who are quote unquote problematic :/

[troycattribunny]

Guys is it ableist to point out that a 22 year old who is a danger to himself and others and being actively encouraged by a bunch of idiots?

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

if you keep talking smack about the croaker i am going to write a callout post about you >:(

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

I understand your anger, but we should not be a community of hate. People will always hate those who preach the truth if they don’t want to hear it. We can not force others into silence, but we can strengthen ourselves and become more resilient…

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

sigh youre right but i just want to protect his heart :( you get off scott free for now >:/

[troycattribunny]

You guys are more annoying than horse boy. Like he attempted to MURDER someone

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

only allegedly :( nothing you can prove </3

[troycattribunny]

Guys is it ableist to point out that a 22 year old who is a danger to himself and others and being actively encouraged by a bunch of idiots?

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

if you keep talking smack about the croaker i am going to write a callout post about you >:(

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

I understand your anger, but we should not be a community of hate. People will always hate those who preach the truth if they don’t want to hear it. We can not force others into silence, but we can strengthen ourselves and become more resilient…

[muppetjokerfannumberfour]

sigh youre right but i just want to protect his heart :( you get off scott free for now >:/