#MyFuckZone

30s, she/they/it, nsfw sideblog for @croc-crush

[croc-smash]

art by clancykisser

@croc-crush 's NSFW selfship sideblog 👍🏽

🌴 CARRD 🌴 STRAWPAGE

🌴 i like/follow from my actual main blog @rogerthat-onslaught

🌴 asks are allowed on here!

🌴 i'm very open about sexuality in general on here so be mindful of that when following #MyBonerJournal

🌴 all Canyon nsfw comms are put on Toyhouse only

tags guide under the cut ⬇️

#💞 || favorite posts 🥴💦

#irl ✂️ || all my irl-related horny yammering

#🐊.🖼️ || art c.0mms

Canyon's ships:

#❤️‍🔥🐊🦇 || Malevola & Sonar (Dispatch)

#🐳🐊 || Gang Orca (MHA)

#🐲🐊 || Odahviing (Elder Scrolls)

[croc-smash]

going off this prev post,

a second post-fooling around instance where this time all three of them are involved, and it's morning after this time so Canyon groggily comes out of the bedroom wrapped in just whoever's blanket (Mal or Sonar's) because it can't find its clothes

Canyon: "are y'all washing my clothes or something, i can't find them"

and i'm telling you, one of them is wearing Canyon's shirt that she wore over to there 😭 where is everything else....Canyon will ask when she's not dead on her feet from being half-awake................

BUT ALSO‼️☝🏽

the cheery "good morning >:D" from both of them, especially the first fully-involved triple threat morning after....ough. and they definitely had their sappy "good morning :)"s in bed before that, oughhhhhhhhhhh

[croc-smash]

post-fooling around with Malevola where Canyon creaks open Mal's bedroom door from inside to peek around the doorframe, nearly jumps out of its skin when it hears "looking for Mal?" from Sonar right there 😭 (this is before all three of them are involved)

Canyon, keeping the door as closed as possible: "uh yeah, i kind of need my...top..."

it clicks for Sonar that Mal having walked by with what he thought was one of her bodysuits that got fucked up and stretched beyond belief was actually wearing Canyon's tank top 😭 (probably left the room to get water or something)

and there's also the second realization of yeah why would Mal go to the trouble of re-dressing when both her and Sonar walk around in various states of undress all the time, because she just wanted to her new gf's tank top briefly LMAO

(not even touching on the instant hard-on Sonar would have because that's just obvious and was already there before this interaction let's be real)

[croc-smash]

"CANYON BIRTHDAY SEX" but for triple threat it happens twice that day; right at the stroke of midnight of the 29th, and of course later after work in the evening/night of the 29th (because i doubt they can all three take off from work if it's on a weekday lmfao)

POSTING THIS RIGHT ON THE 29TH BTW, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER WHO IS ALSO ME

[nagumoan]

Getting interrupted during sex by an important phone call, watching your lover slip out of you and stumble out of the sheets to pick up the call.

Catching their gaze when they give you an apologetic look, their phone pressed to their ear. Spreading your legs to tease them, leaning back languidly as you start to touch yourself, while listening to them lose track of the conversation they're supposed to be participating in

[lvmimis]

wanna hear him moaning and whimpering as he keeps nutting inside me and can't stop :(((

[lvmimis]

idk trembling and moaning with repeated drawn out spurts, holding you so tight, the groans directly in your ear ughhhhhhhhh

[croc-smash]

Sonar on Malevola's lap getting his dick stroked by her while Canyon's in front of them on its knees holding its bare tits up so he can cum on them send post

[hnrzhunter]

[croc-smash]

finally doing my nightly scroll thru the dash and seeing a post that's like "when you talk a big game but when it's time to have sex you're like a rehabbed baby bird" (paraphrased) reminds me

Canyon's alot bolder with sexting and flirting, but then when it's time to like actually hook up physically, the inexperience starts to show. IDK MAN, i just think it'd be so intimidating flirting with two casual flirters-by-nature who are way more experienced with casual flings and also have an incredibly close (unlabelled) relationship with each other; shit's intimidating as fuuuck

also i do project the "yet to explore with a woman" bisexuality onto Canyon as well, but i tend to not really talk about that aspect with her and Malevola because it's really personal and as always i'm afraid of the imaginary biphobic audience in my mind lmao, but just know there's also that layer added smh

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

[andromellax]

Kissing on the bed that deepens and intensifies until she's pushing me down and pushing herself on top of me>>>

[hogt1edwhore]

I'll gift you my hoodie knowing full well you're gonna jerk off while wearing it.

[drpepperwhoree]

dryy hummppiiinnggggggg whileeee making ouuuuttttttt

[croc-smash]

i never want to seem weird when supporting mutuals’ nsfw blogs but know that i do so out of a genuine enthusiasm because WHOO openly talking about horny stuff really is just another normal thing at the end of the day and shouldn’t be something to be ashamed of 👍🏽

[silcospillowprincess]

he likes looking at her boobs, and she likes having him under her, so it's a win-win 💘

by muddygutss on insta. mdni.

[veganpussyy]

im a kiss down his stomach before giving him head kind of girl

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Clocking in for my daily tumblr shift to post about that fictional man