I'll gift you my hoodie knowing full well you're gonna jerk off while wearing it.
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@fagglerock69
I'll gift you my hoodie knowing full well you're gonna jerk off while wearing it.
unbuckling his belt and using it to tie his hands back so i can grind against his bulge and grope him while he’s all helpless and needy and begging to touch me till i’m soaking his jeans
play fighting but the winner gets to fuck the loser
when she lets me hit
how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you
in writing my electric dreams 2 objectum boogaloo story i'm going to include porn in this and there's nothing anyone can do about that. i'm gonna fuck that computer.
“Fucking your robot partner till they break” this, “smashing your robot partners chassis” that. What if I want to caress my robot partner while I gently rail them against the wall and tell them how much I love them? What about that huh?
friends being nervous in regards to talking about their kinks and it's like. baby. i'm literally the tickle monster. i'm not going to turn this into a "homeless man calls another homeless man a broke ass" situation, i prommy
im a kiss down his stomach before giving him head kind of girl
a lesbian but only into fucking dudes if they're close friends the way male dolphins just casually bump dicks to bond and chill
Learning that your alien girlfriend's cute little 1-inch tentacle clit gets much bigger and more...explorative during her heat cycle
[You should screw me.]
"WHAT"
[My panels. They are loose.]
"..... ohhh. oh okay. let me just find my-"
[I like it tight.]
"HUH"
[My panels. I prefer them secure.]
".... ohhh"
god forgive me i just had the dumbest fucking idea
sao, tied to a chair while their gaze is nailed to the floor: just kill me.
arrha: you're not gettin out of this that easy, the boss wants a word with you first.
spider: (spins around to face them, then unlatches his chest plate and just lets his huge fucking boobs spill out before them)
sao: ......oh-
god forgive me i just had the dumbest fucking idea