Poor Quality Crochets

[broganwen]

We should just stop speaking English

[crochet-son]

Got it, interpretive dance only

[broganwen]

Na... bydden ni'n cyfathrebu drwy siarad Cymraeg a chrosio

[crochet-son]

… I was thinking of bees when I reblogged this. I have angered multi linguals. My bad. /hj

[broganwen]

We should just stop speaking English

[crochet-son]

Got it, interpretive dance only

[crochet-son]

Cheese boy’s mother better divorce meat bread meat man.

Then I want meat bread meat man to suffer alone like he made all his customers suffer, and then I want him to worship my name for teaching him the error of his ways but always know that I will never forgive his meat bread meat crimes (and for abandoning cheese boy ig)

How long has this been in my inbox?

[broganwen]

My entire exposure to Supernatural has been through my friend’s long winded rants (which I love btw, keep them coming) but I am so betrayed by my recent discovery when they sent a photo of them watching supernatural that it live action

Like I forgot people film things with real people sometimes. I was under the impression that these strange traumatised boys were drawn and animated.

[crochet-son]

There's one animated episode called Scoobynatural where it's a Scooby Doo crossover and they're sucked into the world of scooby doo and they're more detailed than the regular scooby doo characters so they look like they're in a slightly different art style.

[broganwen]

Now I'm playing DnD again with people who aren't my family or my dad's friends, it's made me question how chaotic hosting a campaign with my mutuals (the ones I know irl and the online ones) would be.

[crochet-son]

Oh, this is about me O/

[broganwen]

Today in DnD, I made a sandwich so good that a merchant forgave us for using hold person on him, didn’t make us pay for food or ingredients, and cried as he reevaluated his life choices

[crochet-son]

You really need to start tagging me in these. It's like a jump scare every time I see a post about me

[crochet-son]

How’s the head trauma?

Red

[crochet-son]

Dean Winchester would love to crochet, actually. At first he'd be embarrassed about it because he's a big tough hunter but one day on Sam's birthday he'd gift him a blanket and then maybe a hooded cape on Jack's birthday. He'd work his way up to giving his boyfriend (*cough*Castiel*cough*) small crocheted animals and they'd have movie nights where he crochets just for something to do with his hands.

It keeps his mind occupied from the stress of hunts and having to save the world a millionth time and Castiel would get way too excited and buy him more yarn than he needs. It slowly snowballs to the point where almost every hunter that's come across the Winchesters has a crocheted trinket from Dean but he'd still make sure they knew he was the tough guy hunter.

Bobby has a poncho that he wears everywhere.

Mary has a bobble hat that she refuses to take off

Donna has a pair of mittens

Jodie has a coat

Alex and Claire have matching stuffed rabbits

This is canon and if anyone tells me otherwise I will riot

[crochet-son]

Changing my name to crochet-orphan. RIP mother 😔

[crochet-son]

Whenever i read your username it’s reminds me or wire-mother and cloth-mother. Are you, the crochet-son, the product of hook-mother and yarn-mother?

I came into this world as a single chain and I grew into one really big granny square that took the shape of a human and therefore no longer a granny square… crochet-son was born

[crochet-son]

Bullying you is what keeps me going through life

(Said with much love and affection)

You're my mother. I think that's just abuse.

[crochet-son]

Fuck you *unravels wool* *ungrannys your square* *eats the wool like it's spaghetti*

[crochet-son]

Is crwbannwen act your parent?

Yeah, so @crwbannwen kidnapped me when I was younger and crocheted the adoption papers. I just kinda went with it cuz I had nothing better to do

[broganwen]

Don’t tell tumblr my crimes!

That’s it. Sit in the corner and chain 50 while you think about what you’ve done

[crochet-son]

Nooooooo! That will force me to actually work on my Homelander cape!!!!

[crochet-son]

Is crwbannwen act your parent?

Yeah, so @crwbannwen kidnapped me when I was younger and crocheted the adoption papers. I just kinda went with it cuz I had nothing better to do

[crochet-son]

@crwbannwen

[crochet-son]

Me: *crocheting next to my mum*

My mum: can I have a go at doing the next one?

Me: uh… okay *shows her how to do a single crochet (US)*

My mum: …I don't want to do it anymore

[crochet-son]

Trying to crochet after someone tried to hit me with a car 🫶