long live the new flesh

he/him 25 fantasy/horror nerd shit and internet funnies

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[selkiewizard]

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

[scarlettrambles]

“Every Great One loses its child, and then yearns for a surrogate”

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[clozaphim]

forgot to post this

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[zoesupreme]

I think overall there will probably be devastating long term effects on the movie industry from a horror movie based on a youtube video based on a 4chan post making 7 times it's budget on opening weekend but I think the movie itself is probably preddy good

[zoesupreme]

what studios are going to take away from this, unfortunately, is not that building practical sets instead of green screen stages and taking a risk on a 20 year old first time director can sometimes pay off and elevate a really thin script into something more substantial. they are going to start asking themselves how do we make a movie out of that one post that says notice how there was no wednesday this week

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

[tordenvejr]

just remembered i'm a real person to other people

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[redzombie]

a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea

[ammnontet]

the ghoul

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[danhowellz]

art imitates life

[ohgoodnessidunno]