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jill | 20s | she/they | queer been here over a decade (13 years & counting) [sideblog.] [main.]

[blondephil]

reasons why dan’s a fail: so-called commitmentphobe who’s been with his first boyfriend for 16 years

[totally-srs-all-the-time]

I knew this interview was gonna be peak when the interviewer opened with such confidence, it cut to the first set of clips, then it cut back to him and his face went through three different expressions before he could say the next sentence

[ahappydnp]

power couple is going to become the new situationship

i'll take it at least power couple is true

[ahappydnp]

the way dan keeps bringing up marriage i fear he's realised how fun gaslighting us about it would be. bitch is going to turn up wearing a wedding ring and refuse to acknowledge it

he's gonna go in public wearing a ring once, walk around long enough to be spotted/get a fan pic, immediately take the ring off and then gaslight everyone who brings it up forever

and the fan who posted their selfie with him will get accused of photoshopping on twitter

[fishtanktinsel]

god those 8 minutes had everything. “power couple”. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including “for people that are bicurious it was like their flat earth”. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying “twink” and “male podcast” on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.

[purpurussy]

it's like the interviewer prepared a bunch of questions and dnp prepared a bunch of answers but the answers and the questions belong to 2 completely different conversations

[ahappydnp]

dan nudging phil under the table to answer first oughh

[ahappydnp]

what?????!!!!

[ahappydnp]

holy shit it was in 2019 live on air

Gay Radio Host Stunned As Co-Anchor Outs Him on Live Show

"It was an innocent, honest mistake," he said.

[blondephil]

i open twitter and immediately am forced to read a teenager’s opinion

[userlesbian]

bites

[blondephil]

has anyone else not gotten their pham card or do i need to email irl.

[diphowell]

[diphowell]

#(and if i say phil bites like a vampire but dan bites like a dog-) (via @somuchbetterthanthat)

[userlesbian]

<3

[blondephil]

dan loves to say a decade ago about things that were almost two decades ago

[blondephil]

not enough people talking abt this.

[mugboy]

im too tired to articulate pod thoughts

but this feels like his version of this

[blondephil]

actually so fucking funny to play gay chicken with your boyfriend on camera while pretending you’re straight. no one was doing it like them.

[diphowell]

apparently phil really liked dan calling him his man