reasons why danās a fail: so-called commitmentphobe whoās been with his first boyfriend for 16 years
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reasons why danās a fail: so-called commitmentphobe whoās been with his first boyfriend for 16 years
I knew this interview was gonna be peak when the interviewer opened with such confidence, it cut to the first set of clips, then it cut back to him and his face went through three different expressions before he could say the next sentence
power couple is going to become the new situationship
i'll take it at least power couple is true
the way dan keeps bringing up marriage i fear he's realised how fun gaslighting us about it would be. bitch is going to turn up wearing a wedding ring and refuse to acknowledge it
he's gonna go in public wearing a ring once, walk around long enough to be spotted/get a fan pic, immediately take the ring off and then gaslight everyone who brings it up forever
and the fan who posted their selfie with him will get accused of photoshopping on twitter
god those 8 minutes had everything. āpower coupleā. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including āfor people that are bicurious it was like their flat earthā. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying ātwinkā and āmale podcastā on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.
it's like the interviewer prepared a bunch of questions and dnp prepared a bunch of answers but the answers and the questions belong to 2 completely different conversations
dan nudging phil under the table to answer first oughh
what?????!!!!
holy shit it was in 2019 live on air
"It was an innocent, honest mistake," he said.
i open twitter and immediately am forced to read a teenagerās opinion
bites
has anyone else not gotten their pham card or do i need to email irl.
#(and if i say phil bites like a vampire but dan bites like a dog-) (via @somuchbetterthanthat)
dan loves to say a decade ago about things that were almost two decades ago
not enough people talking abt this.
im too tired to articulate pod thoughts
but this feels like his version of this
actually so fucking funny to play gay chicken with your boyfriend on camera while pretending youāre straight. no one was doing it like them.
apparently phil really liked dan calling him his man