[beeth0ven]

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.

[chimerical-kid]

[kylorendered]

[clarkegriffins]

the “i married my best friend and soul mate “ moodboard

[ristay]

BEACH DAY

Somone once commented “good guy seagull disposing of the evidence for you” and that’s what I choose to believe now.

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[gaylor-moon]

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

[this1goesto11]

We’re real people, though.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

[buffys-angel]

Tangled (2010)

[peeign]

your fav is problematic: africa by toto

it ends

[teathattast]

Creds: @yusefbro

[batjpeg]

no offense but… i’m never gonna dance again……. guilty feet have got no rhythm………

[oysters-aint-for-me]

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

[yellowvinyl]

mutuals before tumblr just ups and deletes every blog one day, if you want my insta/snap/phone # message me

[starcades]

or discord, twitter. anything.

[carnival-phantasm]

[thursday]

[mooglemain]

i wanna fall in love it sounds like fun

[mooglemain]

IN THEORY!

[adoringfriends]

[chandlermuriels]