croissant cat

just. just stuff. kitties and stuff.

[kiiingsnake]

snakes are reversed vampires

they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands

????? vampires have hands?????????

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

yeah??

[kiiingsnake]

ayo what the FUCK 

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

why wouldn't they??

[kiiingsnake]

hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

THE FUCKING MOPED???

[kiiingsnake]

THE FUCKING MOPED

[that-house]

I’M SORRY YOU WHAT

[camellianswer]

vampires: exist

op:

[that-house]

VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?

[kiiingsnake]

great job with my post guys. hit the showers

[thequeervampiric]

isn’t a vespa a kind of snake

[quicksilverdaisyday]

A VIPER?????

[catcrumb]

[toxictiktoks]

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is such a powerful grimace

[catcrumb]

[weirdmageddon]

[catcrumb]

they can be friends…as a treat 

-

@gay-wayne​

[catcrumb]

holy cannoli. tomatocat squishpet

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[night-tech]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

go kart

[sweatervesto]

go kart

[diablito666tx]

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

[macskasbacsi]

why they do that

[arianod]

love is in the air