CHANBERRIES

multifandom blog - prepare to be wahpah-ed

[croissantsforadrien]

waiter, waiter

marinette: here's your nice hot cup of coffee.

chloe: *sip* it isn't nice.

marinette: -hot cup of coffee.

chloe: it's cold! utterly ridiculous.

marinette: cup of coffee.

chloe: this coffee doesn't even taste like coffee! you're fired!

marinette:

marinette: cup.

[croissantsforadrien]

marinette: *thinking about confessing to adrien for the 348392834th time*

adrien: hey marinette!

marinette: AHHGHGHHAHSDHJ

adrien: uh, you okay?

marinette: *blushing furiously* yup, a-all goo! i-i mean- all good!

adrien: whatcha thinking about?

marinette: um, just a guy i really like.

adrien: ooh, who's the lucky boy? *winks*

marinette: *inhales*

marinette: well, all i can tell you is that his name is "drien-greste" plus 2 a's.

adrien: huh? who's driengreste aah?

marinette:

marinette:

tikki: so blondes ARE stupid.

[croissantsforadrien]

welcome to the circus

lila: i’m not a liar!

adrien: and i’m not chat noir.

marinette: *at the same time* and i’m not ladybug.

adrien and marinette: *heads whirl around*

lila: *realizes*

adrien:

marinette:

adrien and marinette: *burst out laughing*

adrien: you? ladybug? good one marinette! *choking on laughter*

marinette: chat noir? what a hilarious joke! you suck, lila. *laughing uncontrollably*

lila: are they actually serious rn

[croissantsforadrien]

embracing linguistic diversity

in english: i love you

in spanish: te amo

in french: je t'aime

in ukrainian: ya tebe lyublyu

in icelandic: ég elska þig

in adrien: she’s just a friend

[marinetteplztakeabreak]

Chat Noir: sorry I’m late-

Ladybug: Chat! Why didn’t you bring an umbrella? You’re going to catch a cold.

Chat Noir: sorry, I um... I lost mine.

Ladybug: why am I not surprised

Chat Noir: I’m always lost when I look into your eyes, my Lady

Ladybug: You know what, it’s fine, just borrow mine, it’s big enough for both of us to stand under

Chat Noir: *wow this looks really similar to my old umbrella- oh my gosh Ladybug is right next to me her eyes are so pretty what do I do?*

Ladybug: Are you okay?

Chat Noir: Yep, haha, this is a cool umbrella, where’d you get it from?

Ladybug: oh, that’s actually a funny story...

*a few hours later*

Adrien: Plagg Plagg Plagg Plagg Plagg Plagg Plagg Plagg

Plagg: *Yes! It’s finally happening!!!*

Plagg: What is it, Adrien?

Adrien: Ladybug had MY umbrella. I thought it was just a coincidence, but it had my initials carved into the handle and everything!

Plagg: yes... and...

Adrien: and she said that her crush gave her the umbrella!

Plagg: *vibratating with excitement*

Plagg: and....

Adrien: And I gave that umbrella to Marinette, Marinette is the one who had that umbrella...

Plagg: which means...

Adrien: Ladybug is in love with Marinette! Marinette must have given the umbrella to her. And it makes a ton of sense, I mean, who wouldn’t have a crush on Marinette, she’s brilliant and talented and beautiful and...

Plagg: ...

Plagg: well maybe Marinette had the braincell today

*meanwhile*

Marinette: Tikki, what do you think Chat Noir meant when he said that he gave an umbrella just like this one to someone he really liked?

Tikki: I don’t know Marinette, how about we think about literally anything else-

Marinette: Oh. My. God.

Tikki: Oh no

Marinette: Do you think that Chat Noir gave this umbrella to Adrien? And that’s how Adrien got it?

Tikki: ...what

Marinette: Tikki, Chat Noir is in definitely love with Adrien, what do I do

[croissantsforadrien]

this felt too real

their blindness hits hard.

[croissantsforadrien]

ladybug: what's one thing you'd change about me?

chat noir: your last name, m'lady. *winks*

ladybug: to what?

chat noir: agreste, obviousl- UH i mean-

ladybug:

ladybug: a-a-adrien? THIS IS A DISASTER

chat noir:

chat noir:

chat noir: marinette?

[croissantsforadrien]

the final battle against hawkmoth

banananoir: i’m totally rocking this.

ladybug: you look ridiculous.

banananoir: m’lady, you’re only saying that because-

ladybug: don’t start.

banananoir: -your costume isn’t as a-peeling.

ladybug: alright, i guess i’ll let you handle him alone.

banananoir: but-

ladybug: don’t peel too bad. it’ll only be a CATastrophe. see ya later, softpaws.

banananoir: did she just-

hawkmoth: *growls*

banananoir: *well shit*

banananoir: uh, sup grandpops

[croissantsforadrien]

lila: you know, i have an ENTIRE holiday dedicated to me.

marinette: wow, i didn't know there was a national trash day.

lila:

adrien from the sidelines: GET REKT BITCH

[croissantsforadrien]

chat noir: hey m'lady?

ladybug: yeah?

chat noir: actually, never mind.

ladybug: what is it?

chat noir: i was gonna make a pun about a pencil, but...

ladybug: but what?

chat noir: i realised it'd be pointless.

chat noir: *smirk*

ladybug: chat i swear-

[croissantsforadrien]

akumatized villain: *insults adrien*

ladybug: BITCH YOU'RE GONNA REGRET YOUR BIRTH YOU-

nino: DUUUUDE, stay away from my best bro.

kagami: don't you dare. *pulls out fencing sword*

chloe: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY ADRIKINS LIKE THAT? UTTERLY RIDICULOUS! YOU'RE FIRED!

wayhem: don't worry adrien, i'll keep you safe!

luka: excuse you, don't fucking mess with my boyfriend yeah?

ladybug:

nino:

kagami: nani

chloe:

wayhem:

luka: did i say that out loud

[croissantsforadrien]

let the cat eat.

-in the dupain-cheng bakery-

chat noir: *smelling a box of pastries*

chat noir: wow this smells so good, marinette's such a good baker!

ladybug: i'm sure she'll appreciate the compliment but we really need to focus on the mission right now.

chat noir: m'lady, what can I say?

chat noir: i'm a pure-bread cat. *grins*

ladybug:

[croissantsforadrien]

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