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cronus - 22 - links "Chase the morning. Yield for nothing." - Marni Wallace

[auriustaziam]

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[jabberjaww]

drinkin frenzy

i didnt evven drink a lot i just wwasnt awware of howw much fuckin alcohol wwas in wwhat you gavve me 

[cromaggia-blog]

its vwhat you ordered. ask for vwine and ill givwe you my finest, vwhich in that case meant my strongest. you nevwer asked for something else so i had no reason to givwe anything less than the best.

[jabberjaww]

if i didnt havve the slight twwinge of a leftovver hangovver in the back of my head id probably go make myself a drink 

[cromaggia-blog]

need some more asprin, pal? i vwouldnt reccomend taking it vwith alcohol but admittedly i vwas partially responsible for not stopping your drinking frenzy last night.

[cromaggia-blog]

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i had so much smog in my noggin today that i completely neglected this MASTERPIECE taken by my good buddy @jawwsome last night. at some point during our totally innocent party of dos (that means tvwo), vwe came to an agreement that its dowvnright unfair that i vwas hiding this classy chassis from my interested followving vwho vwere a little too shy (or vwary of my lineage) to see me in person. so vwith only the goodest of vwills, i present you: me.

[cromaggia-blog]

okay, im getting some mixed signals here.

[serialsnarker]

I AM THE KING OF MIXED SIGNALS.

[cromaggia-blog]

thats all fine and good, but nowv im havwing a hard time telling if vwere cool or not after this ordeal.

[absylphe]

Perhaps

I Believe The Term Is Rain Check

?

That

[cromaggia-blog]

sure thing doll, ill be sure to remind you of my offer next time you announce yourself as free for the taking.

[cromaggia-blog]

i could take you out somevwhere nice. theres nothing vworse than feeling stir crazy, baby, i knowv it. theres a nice place just across the street from my hivwe if youre interested. one of those italian places that makes the best baked ziti youll evwer taste.

[absylphe]

That Is Very Kind Of You But I Am Not Entirely Comfortable Being This Fidgety Around A Stranger

[cromaggia-blog]

thats totally understandable. maybe some other time vwhen your heads on a little straighter? im nevwer too busy to entertain a charming dame like yourself.

[absylphe]

Alternate Idea: Somebody Takes Me Somewhere And I Pay For Noonmeal Because I Don’t Want To Impose But I Also Feel Like I’m Suffocating In My Own Hive Haha

[cromaggia-blog]

i could take you out somevwhere nice. theres nothing vworse than feeling stir crazy, baby, i knowv it. theres a nice place just across the street from my hivwe if youre interested. one of those italian places that makes the best baked ziti youll evwer taste.

[vidarianvivisepulture]

So much hate fo’ a motherfucker but I ain’t seen him do no wrong yet.

:o?

#Why all the hostility gotta fall down on Cronus?#They don't seem none too much harm

[cromaggia-blog]

i appreciate this commentary, the first ray of light ivwe seen among all of these dark, dreadful clouds of hatred. (except that one guy, but he hasnt replied in avwhile he might be too busy to read this).

[cromaggia-blog]

nowv youre just trying to hurt my feelings.

[serialsnarker]

CRONUS, BABY, YOURE GREAT TO LOOK AT BUT WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH IT JUST KIND OF RUINS IT FOR ME…

[cromaggia-blog]

i havwe no vwords. i dont think theres anything more hurtful that you could say to me than this.

[serialsnarker]

DONT TEMPT ME.

[cromaggia-blog]

okay, im getting some mixed signals here.

[cromaggia-blog]

nowv youre just trying to hurt my feelings.

[serialsnarker]

CRONUS, BABY, YOURE GREAT TO LOOK AT BUT WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH IT JUST KIND OF RUINS IT FOR ME…

[cromaggia-blog]

i havwe no vwords. i dont think theres anything more hurtful that you could say to me than this.

[bloodsuckered]

All of it from that Cronus character.

[serialsnarker]

OHHH. YEAH. HES AN IDIOT. IM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO READ THAT WITH YOUR OWN TWO PEEP ORBS.

[cromaggia-blog]

youre not evwen SU8TLE about trying to hurt me anymore.

[serialsnarker]

LET ME CLEAR UP SOMETHING: I DONT CARE IF HE TALKS ABOUT THE SEX, ITS JUST THE FACT THAT HES TALKING AT ALL THAT REALLY DESTROYS ME INSIDE.

[cromaggia-blog]

nowv youre just trying to hurt my feelings.

[roseredmutant]

9f c9urse. I can’t always depend 9n my f9ll9wers t9 6e aware 9f s9cial c9ntext t9 deduce if a p9st was directed at them 9r n9t. I really sh9uld 6e m9re c9nsiderate t9 y9u and y9ur needs. I’ll make sure t9 la6le these things f9r y9u clearly s9 there’s n9 c9nfusi9n.

Well, I supp9se I c9uld say that discussing sex pu6lically with9ut asking y9ur partner if they’re 9kay with it might 6e disrespectful 9r 9utright humiliating f9r them, 6ut that w9uld 6e making a l9t 9f assumpti9ns 9n my part.

[cromaggia-blog]

see? this is howv issues should be handled. this kind of genuine lovwe and patience for a guy vwho just vwants to learn is something to be admired.

all i vwanted to do is tell my small followving about the great guy i had a great time vwith last night. forgivwe me father for i havwe sinned. vwronged an innocent man. tell me vwhat i can do to make it right nowv. please. enlighten me.

[polofishian-blog]

Just shut the hell up, you’re not sellIIng me or anyone else on thIIs one. He’s not the pIIty fuck, you are. He just made pretty penny out of IIt and you’re left feelIIng swIIndled even when you can’t forcIIbly remove your hand from your pants afterwards.

[cromaggia-blog]

youre an angry one arent you?

[polofishian-blog]

And you’re an overconfIIdent dIIsrespectful lIIttle shIIt aren’t you?

[cromaggia-blog]

yes.

[polofishian-blog]

Just shut the hell up, you’re not sellIIng me or anyone else on thIIs one. He’s not the pIIty fuck, you are. He just made pretty penny out of IIt and you’re left feelIIng swIIndled even when you can’t forcIIbly remove your hand from your pants afterwards.

[cromaggia-blog]

youre an angry one arent you?

[serialsnarker]

OR ME FOR THAT MATTER.

#THE MONEY IS WORTH IT IF HE DOESNT TALK BUT THE PROBLEM IS HE DOESNT *STOP* TALKING.

[cromaggia-blog]

im a reasonable guy vwantas. you could havwe just told me to keep quiet in the first place. i totally understand! some things you just vwant to keep on the dowvn-lowv. this could havwe all been avwoided vwith some better communication. an easy mistake. if you vwant me to stop nowv just say the vword.