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♀ | bye lmao | INTP | Virgo | embarrassing child | Weeb | 16 yrs | Esperantist

[helltitty]

someone please photoshop him in That Picture. you know the one

[eggzaki]

[metalhearted]

I don’t think it exists?

[metalhearted]

whats new zealand btw

[greater-than-the-sword]

Please pray for my grandmother she’s in the hospital after having a tear in her heart and she’s in critical condition

[greater-than-the-sword]

my mom has been on the phone with my grandpa and also with the surgeon

They say my grandma has a 50/50 chance of surviving the surgery.

My mom is the one who told me to make this post because she is trying to get as many people to pray as possible. Please do it for my mom

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tooiconic]

This is so accurate.

One time a little boy at my old job randomly told me “my daddy is going to prison” and I was like “????? OoooOooHHhhhH uhhhhh so yOu like firE truck toY???”

[sotc]

[zionvalley]

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[formerlymsw]

writers: *intentionally write villain as sympathetic*

fans: *sympathize with villain*

the purity police on tumblr dot com: 

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

[asexualmew]

Just in case anyone else was curious.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

This is kind of horrifying

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

holy shit

[leviathan-supersystem]

fucking destroyed

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

looks like we have a new king

[susanrchive-deactivated20210225]

get a load of this

[cumgremlin]

[fat-birds]

secretary bird walking around.

[handful-of-teeth-deactivated202]

behold

[cyrodiil-burns]

That’s a fucking Chocobo and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

for a second there I thought Boston Dynamics was building bird bots

[catboyrights]

fallout 5: you are a very tall and very handsome pre-war video game director, everyone keeps bullying you about the obviously high quality games you make. your name is todd, and war, war never changes.

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

[coolspot]

[catastrotaffy]

[psyducked]

all of the east coast right now

[shishkababoo-deactivated2018121]

I could go on and on about why Ready Player One looks like a steaming pile but if there’s one thing that absolutely pisses me off is that in this game where you can be anything, everyone chooses to be a character like Tracer or a battletoad and nobody looks like this

Like you wanna tell me there’s nobody out there who’s just a walking abomination with the name ‘undertale_real_420’? Have you played an MMO?

[stefani-germanotta]

[thefife01]

@solongandthanksforallthefish42

[wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever]

@thisbibliomaniac