Ida Karoline

🍕🍷🍫 pretty pictures and dark thoughts • she/they

[sandmandaddy69]

[galadrielspeaks]

[firefox-official]

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

[firefox-official]

“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up

[firefox-official]

i dont know how to break this to you but saying the word kill will not influence that

[the-last-teabender]

I've got another wild surprise for you about how Tumblr works.

[vampirebriar]

[universejunction]

I'm so glad to see @firefox-official can be trusted, thanks to those important blue internet checkmarks

[chimpbastard]

It's totally embarrassing how long it's taking you to kill me. You suck at killing

[hypotheticalcrisis]

Don’t mind me just thinking about Prada‘s Fall/Winter 2012 campaign shot by David Sims with Garrett Hedlund, Jamie Bell but most importantly GARY OLDMAN and WILLEM DAFOE.

[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

[waav-e]

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[k-luna]

due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

[previouslysane-archive]

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

[deathdaydreamm]

[forlovefromfear]

Would never have been allowed to happen. JKR is categorically against transition.

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptid-corpse]

That fact that I am insane is just part of my charm

[welele]

[funeralprocessor]

GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

[edgar-allan-possum]

That is just an atrocious sword, huh?

[lobo-cansado-de-ojos-rojos]

Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies

[crittizen]

[dunyun-rings]

Don’t let another person ruin your day

ruin your own damn day

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[were-owl-deactivated20241025]

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

I’m kepchup lmao

[fysticalmorest]

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

[kristiemewisstan]

some additions from my own collection

[weepingwillo-deactivated2022071]

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

Telling the song “shut up” right before you skip it>>>>>

[catchymemes]

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[vermillion-tones]

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

[pheygele]

this is one of my favorites for sure

[courtnashe]

Back when this site truly was lawless.

[esterexpositio]

SHREK 2 (2004)

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

[steampunk-llama]

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

[demenshah]