Crossover Hetalia Texts

Hi! This will be a blog filled with texts from the Hetalia characters with characters from other stuff thrown in! You're more then welcome to send in requests. So don't be shy!

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(At a meeting when the lights suddenly went out.)

America: AAAHHHHHH!!!! We’re going to die!!!!!

Germany: We aren’t going to die!

England: France I swear on all that is holy if you don’t remove your hands...I. Will. End. You.

France: Sorry to disappoint but I’m not touching you.

N. Italy: Germany where are you?!

Russia: If anyone’s scared they can hold on to me!

Canada: It’s okay! Just calm down I’m sure the lights will be on soon!

Everyone else:...

China:...Who..who was that?!?

America: Oh my gosh! There’s A GHoSt!!!

Germany:...okay maybe we will die.

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Germany: Do you ever get sad because dogs can understand people but people can’t understand dogs?

Prussia: West it’s like 3a.m. Go to sleep!

Germany: But I want to understand my babies!

Prussia: ...you’re like a dog whisperer already what more do you want?!?!

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England: Any plans this Valentines Day America?

America: Nah. I gotta get to bed early tonight anyways.

England: Oh? Have an early meeting tomorrow.

America: Nope! Just hittin up the stores early for the Valentine’s Day candy discounts!

England:...

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Sorry about the inactivity lately...

Sorry I haven’t been posting much recently.

January 18 I lost my grandmother. She was 91 years old and it wasn’t a surprise but it’s still been hard.

I was close to my grandma or Maw-Maw as we usually called her. She taught me how to sew and bake and helped cultivate my love for music. She was an amazing woman. She found the love of her life while volunteering at the USO and even though her father didn’t want her mingling with the soldiers she did anyways and got him to approve of grandpa. She married him as soon as the war was over and then adopted two children. She was very involved with the church and always volunteering to help out there. She was the best grandma and spoiled her 3 grandkids. No game/Birthday/holiday party went without her famous cookies or any other homemade treat. She loved animals and would babysit the family pets she even would make them little bandannas to wear. She loved her great grandkids and nothing made her happier in the last few years then family gatherings where we were all together.

I miss my Maw-Maw. It’s been super hard since she passed. I’ve just been so down and depressed that I’ve kinda lost the motivation to post and other stuff I usually love to do.

But I’m going to try posting some again cause I feel bad being so inactive for so long.

Again I’m sorry it’s been so long!

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America: That was so rude! Why didn’t the cashier offer me a sucker?!

Canada: The suckers were there for the kids!

America: So? I’m a kid at heart!

Canada: That doesn’t count!

America: Well it SHOULD!

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Canada: Are you doing anything this New Years Eve America?

America: I was...but then I saw it’s supposed to be like -11 degrees. So I’m just going to stay home where it’s warm!

Canada: It’s not that cold!

America: I haven’t been able to feel my feet for 2 days it’s so cold!

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Hetalia Characters as the Reasons I usually don’t want to go to Work

Greece: I’m tired.

Canada: I don’t want to deal with people.

America: I’m starving and won’t have time to eat before I clock in.

England: I just got to a good part in a book and want to finish it.

France: My hairs a mess and I can’t get it to look good.

Italy: My feet hurt already and I don’t want to stand on them an additional 4-8hrs.

Russia: I don’t want to deal with American consumerism and the customers always right mentality people have.

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Canada: I never get invited to anything Kuma!

America: Hey bro! I’m throwing a party tonight! You in?

Canada: Not tonight maybe some other time!

America: Okay! See ya later then!

Canada:...don’t look at me like that Kuma!

Kuma:...

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England: America where were you?! The meeting started over three hours ago!

America: When my alarm went off I closed my eyes for just a couple more minutes and just woke up half an hour ago.

Greece: I feel ya.

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12 Days of Christmas Hetalia Style

On the first day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

Poland with a pony.

On the second day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

Two Turkey masks

And Poland with a pony.

On the third day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

Three French Hons

Two Turkey Masks

And Poland with a pony.

On the fourth day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

Four micronations

Three French Hons

Two Turkey Masks

And Poland with a pony.

On the fifth day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

F I V E O T P’S

Four micronations

Three French Hons

Two Turkey Masks

And Poland with a pony.

On the sixth day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

6 mochi things

F I V E O T P’S

Four micronations

Three French Hons

Two Turkey masks

And Poland with a pony

On the seventh day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

Seven former colonies

6 mochi things

F I V E O T P’S

Four micronations

Three French Hons

Two Turkey masks

And Poland with a pony.

On the eighth day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

Eight crazy world meetings

Seven former colonies

Six mochi things

F I V E O T P’S

Four micronations

Three French Hons

Two Turkey masks

And Poland with a pony.

On the ninth day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

Nine Nations Dancing

Eight crazy world meetings

Seven former colonies

Six mochi things

F I V E O T P’S

Four micronations

Three French Hons

Two Turkey masks

And Poland with a pony.

Oh the tenth day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

Ten laps from Germany

Nine Nations dancing

Eight crazy world meetings

Seven former colonies

Six mochi things

F I V E O T P’S

Four micronations

Three French Hons

Two Turkey masks

And Poland with a pony.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

Eleven new comic strips

Ten laps from Germany

Nine Nations dancing

Eight crazy world meetings

Seven former colonies

Six mochi things

F I V E O T P’S

Four micronations

Three French Hons

Two Turkey masks

And Poland with a pony.

On the twelve day of Christmas the fandom gave to me:

Twelve favorite characters

Eleven new comic strips

Ten laps from Germany

Nine Nations dancing

Eight crazy world meetings

Seven former colonies

Six mochi things

F I V E O T P’S

Four micronations

Three French Hons

Two Turkey masks

And Poland with a pony!

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England: America why don’t you ask our guest if they would like a drink.

Colonial America: They’re more your guest then mine!

England: America! Don’t be rude! I raised you better then this!

C. America: Whatever.

C. Canada: ( While America and England fight in the background.) Would you like a drink?

France: In a second this is getting good.

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Sorry gotta rant

So I’m losing my health insurance! Which for a person with a brain tumor and various other heath issues is not a good thing!

I just don’t know what I’m going to do! With out health insurance my medicines hundreds of dollars alone let alone my appointments with speacalists and all the blood tests and MRIs!

My conditions getting worse too and along with my physical health my mental healths taking a nose dive. I was making arrangements to see a counselor but guess that’s not going to happen now.

Hopefully I’ll be able to switch to a new one but with how messed up it is I’m so scared I’m going to be one of those horror stories of people dieing from treatable stuff because of no health insurance.

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England: Where have you two been?!?

Canada: We went to Walmart and America forgot where we parked.

Anerica: We found the car eventually!

Canada: Yeah after an hour of searching!

America: Well you could of remembered where we parked!

Canada: You dropped me off at the door and met me inside!

America:...

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Hetalia Characters as Stuff I say to my Cats

America: “I love you but seriously stop trying to eat my food...”

Canada: “My hair is not a toy! Your claws are getting way to close to my face!”

France: “Stop clawing at my shoes! I just got them!”

Germany: “Why are you eating sourkraut?! Can cats even eat sourkraut?!?”

N. Italy: “Aw you’re so cute! I’m going to give you all the treats!”

Russia: “Come back! I just want to snuggle! It’s so cold...”

Greece: “You’re the best kitties in the whole world and I love you!”

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Germany: Good morning!

N. Italy: ...morning.

Germany: What’s wrong?

N. Italy: I had a nightmare last night...

Germany: Oh what was it about?

N. Italy: It was terrible! (Tearing up) I was making dinner for us and- and...the water was boiling and I was getting ready to put in the pasta but...THERE WAS NO PASTA!!!

Germany:...

N. Italy: Also there was a vampire but the PASTA!

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America: Listen I love Christmas as much as the next person but it’s only the beginning of November and I’m seeing it everywhere! You gotta have Thanksgiving first!

England: You’re forgetting you’re the only one who celebrates Thanksgiving.

America:...Canada does too!

Canada: Mines in October.

America:...

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Canada: Why’s your phone all messed up?

America: I saw a spider on the wall while I was in the bathroom and I might of...thrown my phone at it...

Canada: Well the screens ruined. You’re going to need a new phone eh?

America: And a new bathroom wall. Well at least I got the spider!

Canada:...

America: Okay I didn’t get the spider...