Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β a gentlemanβs guide to love and murderΒ Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β β sentence starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes.
feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
β I think you deserve to know. β
β Take this knowledge and use it well. β
β Donβt you just love me in pink? β
β Maybe a flower for my hair? β
β Do you hate these earrings? β
β I donβt know what Iβd do without you. β
β I have never met another man whoβs half as dear as you. β
β You make me laugh more than anybody. β
β No one holds a conversation half as beautifully as you. β
β Well actually there is a matter of some urgency I should like to discuss- β
β Foolish to think she would marry you/me. β
β Foolish to dream sheβs in love with you/me. β
β Letβs have a drink. Β β
β Itβs foolish to think Iβll ever stop loving her.Β Β β
β You know you donβt belong here. β
β Put down that book! β
β I donβt understand the poor.Β Β β
βΒ Whereβs the dignity? Whereβs the pride?β
β Why accept charity? β
β He may be a bit of a drinkerβ¦ β
β Iβm afraid I shall need your hand, please? β
β I am standing here with poison in my pocketβ¦ β
β Not to mention what I would have done if I had had a gun. β
β Is it strange to feel a wee bit melancholic? β
β Murdering is easier than I had thought. β
β I donβt know what youβll do without me. β
β Youβll find someone better to love. β
β Have I just broken your heart? β
β My husband will always beβ¦ straight as a line. β
β Only another man knows what you need. β
β Itβs better with a man. β
β Drink will help you get your troubles off your mind. β
β Women are soft against your skin. Theyβre awfully nice to nestle with.Β Β β
β Gentlemen have secrets they will never tell. β
βΒ Gentlemen have secrets they will never tell their wives. β
β Men know there are things you must not say. β
β Discretion is the only way that love survives. β
β Women are too complex. β
β Men are a simpler sex. β
β The world be in awfully good condition, if we could all live inside out. β
β There would many fewer people who could hurt you if we could all live outside in. β
β What is the point of helping others unless you let the whole world know? β
β How my fondness for him has grown. β
β Will I see you again? β
β Who but he stood beside me to comfort me? β
β A wife who meets her obligation is allowed to have her fun. β
β Heβs the last one youβd expect. β
β No one knows who you really are. β
β What a tasteless way of showing off. β
β I happened to notice there wasnβt a lot of crying. β
β I know that your embrace is a treacherous place. β
β This is the face of a woman aΒ man could easily worship for all of his days. β
β A man couldΒ easily lose his sanity deciphering your gaze. β
β You are vain and you are heartless and yet I can feel in you a shade of sadness. β
β Forgive my intrusion. I needed to see you. β
β I have arrived at a stunning conclusion and I feared I would lose my resolve if I did not come here directly. β
β Iβve decided to marry you. β
β I have thoroughly thought it through and the man that I want is you! β
β There are quite a few whoβd strongly disagree. β
β This is quite unconventional, I admit. β
β If you do not say yes at once, I think Iβll die! β
β What am I doing here? This could be dangerous If Iβm discovered, imagine the scandal! β
β Is that a woman? And if thatβs a woman, than what is she doing here? β
β Iβll be warned not to marry you. β
β I βll be scorned if I marry you. β
β When I recall this day, I think Iβll cry. β
β How happy Iβd be to be at your disposal. β
β Youβll never win! β
β Look whose head is finally on the block. β
β It seems that now at last the moment Iβve been waiting for is here. β
β What an awful waste to do in someone I donβt want to kill. β
β I am under strict instructions to arrest you. β
β Stop! Wait! What?! β
β Is all of it now to be lost? β
β This murder was not one of mine! β
β That horrible woman. β
β Oh make no mistake, sheβs a venomous snake. β
β I have come here to save him. Heβs an innocent man! β
β My husband is an innocent man. β
β Every word is a lie! β
β I hear that she drinks. β
β He would not hurt a fly! βΒ