more poisonous than toxic || 🇦🇷🇦🇷

girl ill break it yas || jarchivist enjoyer || i wasn't born into the god business, i fucking earned it

[latinotiktok]

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[pokeholics]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

not sure how to explain this properly, but has anyone noticed some conservatives have a guilty conscience they're very clearly frustrated by? like, they'll complain about "performative empathy" or whatever in a way that's almost evident of envy.

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[theprofessional-amateur]

Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.

[depsidase]

[sambuchito]

argentina con milei chile con kast peru con fujimori colombia con abelardo nicaragua con... todo y ni hablar venezuela...dios mio las venas abiertas de latinoamerica jamas se van a cerrar

[guerrillatech]

[transmechanicus]

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

[transmechanicus]

[glamygdala]

Safe in the jaws of mama

[vampiromano]

yesterday i dreamt i made out with an emo boy clearly I'm going through abstinence i didn't even get to sex in the dream i just woke up miserable. i need to get laid again or i might die

[desinteresse]

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

[desinteresse]

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

[desinteresse]

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

[mosssreblogs]

for those lacking certain "adulting" skills, especially things around the house, check out:

mom, how do i...?

and dad, how do i...?

^ there are tons of other resources but these two will teach you some personal hygiene, home or apartment repairs, easy recipes and basic cleaning techniques, even how to schedule doctor's appointments

if youre a renter i cannot recommend the trans handyma'am enough, mercury is a lifesaver, and her channel and accounts are always accepting new questions

there are so many resources, a lot that you dont have to even ask for, just know how to look 🩷 much love

[64mpg]

do you generally have good or bad dreams

good dreams

bad dreams

bit of both

i don’t remember my dreams

Remaining time: 5 days 18 hours

[fagstaynight]

Guy who is roommates with among us: Hey man thanks for doing all your tasks

Among us: No problem

[sistertaxon]

actual criticisms of academia:

cost of education acting as class barrier

exploitation of graduate workers

colonialist past and present

ties to military industrial complex

danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues

criticisms of academia that get made:

those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things

[heinousier-bitch]

La única forma de que estés a favor de derogar la ley de la actividad de las librerías es que no leas.

[maykitz]

saw my buddy who's been a hat warrior since his early 20s without a hat for the first time because he had finally shaved that shit off

[maykitz]

it was just like this

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]