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@crowleykingofhelll
I wish sex education was better like most penises are under six inches and there are all kinds of vulvas and that weird thing you like probably isn’t that weird and almost everyone is recovering from some kind of damage and needs to be treated with care and respect. I guess that’s not sex ed. Bodies and people are weird and gross and amazing and it shouldn’t be this fraught thing to talk about.
I wish sex education was better like most penises are under six inches and there are all kinds of vulvas and that weird thing you like probably isn’t that weird and almost everyone is recovering from some kind of damage and needs to be treated with care and respect. I guess that’s not sex ed. Bodies and people are weird and gross and amazing and it shouldn’t be this fraught thing to talk about.
i was snarky to my friend
I'm too queer for gay pride
no but i’d like to be
my name is abigail and if you call me abby without my permission part of me will secretly hate you forever
Hey there! So, you may have seen these body pillows around. You may have thought, “Wow, I sure want one of those.” Well good news! I take commissions for these cuddly lil nuggets!
THE SQUIDS: Each squid is handmade with love from fleece, cotton, and felt, and stuffed with hypoallergenic 100% polyester filling.
SIZES: Two sizes are available: an 8-foot body pillow, and a 4-foot cuddle buddy or travel pillow.
COLORS: I can find just about any color, within reason. I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but the selection is great, so I can try my hardest to get the exact color you want.
UNDERSIDE PATTERNS: Again, I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but I can find just about any pattern from paisley to polka dots in nearly any color. If you wish, you can request that I choose an underside for you based on the main color you choose.
OTHER OPTIONS: I can fit the squids with an eye color, if you so desire. If not specified, your squid will come with traditional black and white eyes. Also, three different highlights are available for your squid: original (photos 4 and 5), circles (photos 6 and 8), or crescent (photo 7). If not specified, your squid will come with original highlights. Additionally, you may request the firmness of your pillow. There are three firmness options: firm, regular, or what I call squishy. If not specified, your squid will come with regular firmness.
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Color Underside color and pattern Size Shipping Information Eye color (optional) Eye highlight (optional) Firmness (optional)
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Thank you all so much for the support so far! I hope you consider purchasing one of my squids, I have a 100% satisfaction date so far. And please, spread the word!
UPDATE GUYS I’m seriously considering doing a giveaway if this gets 1000+ notes. You COULD get a FREE SQUID FREE SQUID WHOA
did u say free
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last night I had a dream that I did meth and turned into a piece of broccoli
i tell everyone my hair is the straightest thing about me but in reality it's my porn blog
it's finals week and I haven't left the library in 16 hours
i just literally do not understand how anyone who is not a cishet white guy can be a conservative
my milkshake and the boys and the ypmb once again
god, these stupid boys. I just want to drink my milkshake in peace but no, it has to bring them to the ypmb. why can’t they just leave? I don’t WANT my milkshake to bring all the boys to the ypmb. I don’t even like boys. just milkshakes. and the ypmb.
gurl. i feel you. no boys. just milkshakes that bring better shit to the ypmb. boys milkshakes ypmb. yeaahhhh
my milkshake and the boys and the ypmb once again
god, these stupid boys. I just want to drink my milkshake in peace but no, it has to bring them to the ypmb. why can’t they just leave? I don’t WANT my milkshake to bring all the boys to the ypmb. I don’t even like boys. just milkshakes. and the ypmb.
gurl. i feel you. no boys. just milkshakes that bring better shit to the ypmb. boys milkshakes ypmb. yeaahhhh
milkshakes boys ypmb bring aw yes
my milkshake brings all the boys to the ypmb
boys and milkshakes are my favorite thing to bring to the ypmb. we don't want to discriminate against girls, of course, but really my milkshakes only bring the boys to the yard so
milkshakes boys ypmb bring aw yes
my milkshake brings all the boys to the ypmb
