crybaby

[hellbabyfromhell]

tesla is not really a car or spaceship company. thats all smoke and mirrors. elon musk is actually 1 inch tall and is being projected to look larger. teslas real invention is the technology that makes him appear to be the size of a fully grown man when hes just an inch tall.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

if we get enough people to say this he WILL try to disprove it instead of just ignoring it and i think that would destroy the last of his credibility. anyone still holding out on twitter please spread this theory

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[shaddy-bee]

Playing catch :)

[q8p]

All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis

Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices

[eva-420]

erasure of country gays that were forced to drive because of a homophobic lack of public transport 

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[mosertone]

A small grotesque biting a bigger gargoyle, roof of Salisbury Cathedral, UK. 

[cerastes]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit

[dawnofwar-sexmod-deactivated201]

We out here buying shit

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck

[covid-69]

[medievalthymes]

this man killed half of salt lake city

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

*gets “born to bottom” tatted on my buttcheek*

[yekkes]

(ABAB) assigned bottom at birth

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

someone got paid to draw a dna double helix being fucked in half by anal beads

[toocooltobeforgotten]

[themarchingbeetle]

[papercutsofawriter]

how can I gain a cow's respect dm me

[deadnotdreaming]

[yugirimistwalker]

[batteredhilt]

[modern-alebrije]

[angelicguy]

i drink this every night

[powerburial]

this is a $79 cocktail at a bar in nyc

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

this is what they were drinking in the lighthouse

[lmaonade]

well team i need to start buying a new car . and i hope $15 is enough basically and if it isn't. there will be hell to pay

[lmaonade]

[wayneradiotv]

if you take this your package will come today no matter what

[feraligatr]

guys i dont think its working

[disgruntledseagull]

that'll stop 'em

[fnordseer5]

[cabbagesoup1]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

dude imagine if a hog saw this

[riben-deactivated20230922]

wouldn't be nearly as many mushrooms is all I'm saying

[ripempezardexerox]

[gorbling]

[o-kurwa]

[actionpackedjackson]

Booty shorts that say this