Alchemy Crow

They/He 20 y/o 💛🤍💜🖤

[crowsenjoycrime]

Bro proposed while referring to alchemy and somehow it worked

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[troywagner]

Happy Pride month!! Marble Hornets helped me realize I was trans, so thanks for that👍

🫡

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

[lebada]

funniest possible reply and its not even on purpose

[crimeronan]

-charlotte zhang art installation at the alice gallery

[gayforspelldon]

This feels like Val's powers are just a gay panic but materialized

Imagine people can SEE your gay panics. Idk what I would do-

[zer0caffeine]

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

Panel by panel below:

[psychotic-gerard]

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

[skarnish]

[tammog]

[crowsenjoycrime]

My delivery driver, Jonathan, is on the way. Get here soon Jonathan. Be safe Jonathan.

[crowsenjoycrime]

Thank you, Jonathan

[crowsenjoycrime]

Just saw the package delivery image

Who was after Jonathan?

[guelwaar]

people love the idea of the mean girl nurse pipeline because it problematises medical abuse as a personal perversion rather than understanding it as a product of broadly held ableist values and its like, if this was only about ontologically evil teenage girls choosing to enter a profession because of their unique sadism then you really wouldnt expect to see the exact same forms of abuse pervading all arrangements of paid, unpaid, formal, ad hoc, and familial caretaking as well -- its more comforting to believe the nurse was just a preexisting bad person than that most of the world broadly hates disabled people and will abuse, neglect, and gaslight them if given power over their care

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[anime-villian-irl]

Kayne loves to listen to Arthur monologue. Gay ass man will just stop everything to listen to his crush rant about how much he hates him.

[litera1lywhat3ver]

more ken sketches bc he invaded my mind

[outdatedpluto]

Kieran Valentine and Draculaura Dracula for HELLE, styled by Jinafire Long

Fake blood of course, Drac is veggie, id never forget that she’s a sweetie, she just wants to look cool for the shoot

I love putting Drac in these crazy miniskirt-nosferatu blazers

[mousidy]

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[gupfish]

first post, hello! animated a lil' something to wish a certain yellow fella a (very, very belated) happy birthday :]

[classicsnake]

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

[classicsnake]

come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

[classicsnake]

GOD DAMN IT

[classicsnake]

i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much