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Celestia: "I only drink the blood of my enemies. And Earl Grey."

Kyoko: "She also drinks strawberry milk out of a sippy cup when she's sleepy."

Celestia: "KIRIGIRI!"

Hina: "A sippy cup?!"

Celestia: "It is for the aesthetic! The regulation of fluid dynamics!"

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Celestia: "I have no need for friendship. I am a solitary queen."

Kyoko: "She cried for an hour yesterday because we ran out of her favorite shampoo."

Celestia: "It was a sensory tragedy! The scent was discontinued!"

Kyoko: "You were blubbering into my shoulder."

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Kyoko is eating lunch. Celestia reaches over and takes a fry off Kyoko’s plate without asking.

Celestia: "This is cold. You should eat faster."

Kyoko: "I was savoring it."

Hina: "Did… did they just share a fry? Without arguing?"

Yasuhiro: "Bro, they are totally dating."

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Kyoko: "I love spicy food more."

Celestia: "I am eating a ghost pepper whole."

Kyoko: "I am eating two."

Celestia: "My mouth is on fire but I feel nothing!"

Kyoko: "Your face is melting."

Celestia: "It is… sweating! From the heat of victory!"

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Kyoko: "Your favorite color isn't black. It's baby pink."

Celestia: "Black is sophisticated! Pink is for peasants!"

Kyoko: "Your bedsheets are silk. But they are pink. I checked when you were in the shower."

Celestia: "You broke into my room?"

Kyoko: "I picked the lock. I was investigating a lead."

Celestia: "Did you find what you were looking for?"

Kyoko: "I did. The Queen likes cute things. Noted."

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Kyoko: "I found your diary."

Celestia: "Impossible. It is hidden in a false bottom of a chest, locked with a numeric code based on the Battle of Waterloo."

Kyoko: "It was 1815. You wrote the code on the first page. In invisible ink."

Celestia: "Oh. That was… careless of me."

Kyoko: "It was also very cute that you wrote 'Mrs. Celestia Kirigiri' on the cover."

Celestia: "Don't flatter yourself. That was just… predictive text."

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Kyoko: "I know where you keep your emergency chocolate stash."

Celestia: "I have dozens of hiding spots."

Kyoko: "You have three. The hollowed-out encyclopedia, the tampon box, and inside the spare heel of your left boot."

Celestia: "…" blushing "Okay, that is incredibly hot. Do you want a piece?"

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Celestia: "Why are you following me?"

Kyoko: "Bodyguard duty."

Celestia: "I didn't ask for a bodyguard."

Kyoko: "I assigned myself. The asset is too valuable to leave unattended."

Celestia: "Asset?"

Kyoko: "Yes. High value target."

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Celestia: "I maintain this persona because reality is disappointing. Reality is dust and death and cheap polyester."

Kyoko: "I am real."

Celestia: "Yes. You are the only exception to the rule. You are the only thing worth lowering the mask for."

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Celestia: "Stop talking to Makoto. He is boring."

Kyoko: "He is optimistic."

Celestia: "He is a walking ray of sunshine and it burns my retinas. Look at me instead. I am mysterious and dark."

Kyoko: "I am looking at you."

Celestia: "Look harder. Block him out with your body if you have to."

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Celestia: "Did you like her gloves?"

Kyoko: "I didn't notice them."

Celestia: "You looked at them for three seconds! That is two seconds longer than you look at anyone who isn't me!"

Kyoko: "I was analyzing the material. They were cheap."

Celestia: "Good. Mine are better. Say it."

Kyoko: "Your gloves are better, Celeste."

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Kyoko: "You don't actually have a castle in Europe."

Celestia: "How dare you!"

Kyoko: "The 'Ludenberg' family crest you drew is historically inaccurate. And the castle in the photo is a hotel in Germany."

Celestia: "Fine. You caught me. Does that make you want to arrest me?"

Kyoko: "No. It makes me want to take you to Germany someday. For real."

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In the library.

Celestia: puts her feet on Kyoko's lap "Massage them. I walked too much."

Kyoko: starts massaging her feet "Your socks are expensive."

Celestia: "Of course they are."

Sayaka: "Okay, foot massages? That is girlfriend territory."

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Celestia: "Why are you staring at my neck?"

Kyoko: "I'm assessing the structural integrity of your jugular."

Celestia: "Excuse me?"

Kyoko: "It's a very fragile area. I want to make sure I'm the only one who knows how to handle it."

Celestia: blushing "Is that a threat or a compliment?"

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Celestia: "Why is her name on your notebook?"

Kyoko: "We are partners for the project."

Celestia: "Write my name over it."

Kyoko: "It won't fit."

Celestia: "Then write 'Queen'. Everyone will know it's me."

Kyoko: "So demanding."

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Celestia: "I bet you think I'm confident."

Kyoko: "I know you aren't."

Celestia: "Oh?"

Kyoko: "Confident people don't rehearse their laughter in the mirror."