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Shitpost lover. For fandom hyperfixation and writing: d7kyoshi

[gallarie]

maybe i’ll feel more like myself after swimming for several hours and getting pruny and eating a sandwich with chips in it

[wholesome-animal-images]

[theriu]

Ah yes, the rare bathray

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[galacticneighbor]

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

[calliopechild]

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

[baphonnicula]

nowhere else

[johnnycrass]

[fairycosmos]

[littleluciddreamer-blog]

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

[roboco-san]

you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

[pekingopera]

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[mydeddyalabama]

what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

[musicalhell]

So the first thing you must understand is that there are two basic types of Turkish delight. The first kind is what most people are familiar with, which are these gelatinous cubes covered in powdered sugar. They are, by most metrics, an acquired taste:

This is usually the stuff people try and say, “Yeah, I don’t get it, Edmund.” But if you go to a good Turkish confectioner (or just any of the bazillion stores that sell it in the Istanbul markets) you’ll see a second kind of Turkish delight, in a rolled shape:

This is the good stuff. The sell-your-soul-and-your-family stuff. It’s nutty and chewy and creamy and comes in all sorts of flavors, and I highly recommend it to anyone. (Especially hazelnut. It’s not a traditional flavor but I’m convinced the White Witch dipped into the future to get some for Edmund, it is that delicious.)

[eruvadhril]

The second thing you need to understand is that the turkish delight was laced with mind-control drugs.

[cameoamalthea]

The third thing you need to understand is Edmond was living under WII sugar rationing

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[thy-flesh-consumed420]

Where is she going

[paranormal-taters]

ashes to ashes, baja to blast.

[eatpizzas]