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🪓 THE WOODSMAN (Preview)

She’s been sleeping over a lot more since we had sex.

Not for romance,

but because that’s when the woodsman comes to work.

She likes the way I carry firewood under the sheets.

The way I bring heat without asking.

Without knocking.

Without blinking.

She calls it “duty.”

I call it “morning.”

🛠️ She says I wake her with axe in hand

cock hard, jaw locked, instinct brimming.

She says I chop it down.

The pussy, that is.

Like it stole something.

Like it owes me rent, taxes, and last week’s silence.

She swings deep with me.

Every thrust feels like timber falling.

Her legs open involuntarily,

like doors kicked in by my presence alone.

And she’s not lying.

Not even close...

🪵 SELECT YOUR DEPTH The woodsman doesn't stop when the timber falls. Choose how you want to experience the rest of the job:

📖 Read the Full Written Poem: Head over to my Substack to read the complete text unvarnished.

🎧 Hear the Exclusive Voice Audio: Head to my Patreon to unlock the full premium audio track. Hear exactly how the cadence drops when the bedroom doors get kicked in.

💬 Join the Inner Circle: Tap into the Discord to discuss the work, catch live announcements, and burn with the rest of the community.

Get Full Access Here: linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence

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"Do you still sing of the mountain bed we made of limbs and leaves? Do you still sigh there near the sky where the holly berry bleeds? You laughed as I covered you over with leaves Face, breast, hips, and thighs You smiled when I said the leaves were just the color of your eyes

Rosin smells and turpentine smells from eucalyptus and pine Bitter tastes of twigs we chewed where tangled wood vines twine Trees held us in on all four sides so thick we could not see I could not see any wrong in you, and you saw none in me

Your arm was brown against the ground, your cheeks part of the sky Your fingers played with grassy moss, as limber you did lie Your stomach moved beneath your shirt and your knees were in the air Your feet played games with mountain roots as you lay thinking there..."

"Remember the Mountain Bed" Song by Billy Bragg and Wilco

*Lyric excerpt*

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He handles a chaotic mess without losing his temper. ' You aren't just relieved. Your deepest instincts are sighing because a man who can control a room is a man who can handle you when you unravel. Calm is the ultimate trap for the wild. More damage: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence 👉 https://patreon.com/TheMostHumble

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Fairy Tale: Little Red Riding Hood, the Huntsman —Aesthetic

The Huntsman's Character & Personality

The hero in this tale is the Huntsman, also known as the Woodsman. He's a gallant, protective, and proactive figure. In the story, the man rescues Red Riding Hood and her grandmother upon hearing it snoring. The Huntsman is motivated by duty and a desire to help others. He's even experienced, skillful, and courageous. To save them, the Huntsman cuts open the sleeping wolf's belly. He then fills the wolf with stones, and sews him back up in order to drown the beast. Additionally, the Huntsman often takes its skin as a trophy before finishing the job.

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🪓 THE WOODSMAN (Preview)

She’s been sleeping over a lot more since we had sex.

Not for romance,

but because that’s when the woodsman comes to work.

She likes the way I carry firewood under the sheets.

The way I bring heat without asking.

Without knocking.

Without blinking.

She calls it “duty.”

I call it “morning.”

🛠️ She says I wake her with axe in hand

cock hard, jaw locked, instinct brimming.

She says I chop it down.

The pussy, that is.

Like it stole something.

Like it owes me rent, taxes, and last week’s silence.

She swings deep with me.

Every thrust feels like timber falling.

Her legs open involuntarily,

like doors kicked in by my presence alone.

And she’s not lying.

Not even close...

🪵 SELECT YOUR DEPTH The woodsman doesn't stop when the timber falls. Choose how you want to experience the rest of the job:

📖 Read the Full Written Poem: Head over to my Substack to read the complete text unvarnished.

🎧 Hear the Exclusive Voice Audio: Head to my Patreon to unlock the full premium audio track. Hear exactly how the cadence drops when the bedroom doors get kicked in.

💬 Join the Inner Circle: Tap into the Discord to discuss the work, catch live announcements, and burn with the rest of the community.

Get Full Access Here: linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence

Unlock the Premium Audio Tier: patreon.com/TheMostHumble

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Midnight in the garden of good and evil, Mason Owens

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Here Comes the Moon 🌙 by George Harrison

If the “Rising Sun” represents a history of violence, greed, and fear, then Here Comes the Moon 🌙 they’re all young right now, but here they come…❤️

Everybody's talking up a storm

Act like they don't notice it

But here it is and here it comes . . .

Here comes the moon, the moon, the moon, the moon, the moon.

Impulse always quickens when it's full

As it turns my head around me

Yes it does and here it comes

Here comes the moon, the moon, the moon, the moon, the moon.

God's gift I see that's moving up there into the night . . .

Though dark, the mirror in the sky reflects us our light:

Looks like a little brother to the sun

Or mother to the stars at night

And here it is and here it comes

Here comes the moon, the moon, the moon, the moon, the moon.

Breath is always taken when it's new

Enhance upon the clouds around it

Yes it is and here it comes

Here comes the moon, the moon, the moon.

🌙

posthorn

A subject sits at the controls of a lunar landing simulator, 1961.

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EFFECT: sleight-of-thought, epistemic discomfort, sensory inversion

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BLACKSITE LITERATURE

THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE

A Scrolltrap by Mr. Humble

(Yes, I’m serious. No, I’m not joking. Yes, this is happening.)

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Let’s get this out of the way:

🧀 The moon is made of cheese.

And you've been lied to your entire life.

Wait...what?

Exactly.

You’ve already rolled your eyes, haven’t you?

Good. That’s proof the trick worked.

Because the mind protects its delusions faster than it investigates its reality.

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Let’s start with what you *do* believe.

You eat cheese.

A secretion. A congealed rot.

You praise the stink. You swallow the mold.

You let a fungus-ridden secretion from a lactating mammal sit in your fridge and call it “aged.”

That’s normal to you.

But the moon being made of cheese is absurd?

Interesting.

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Now let’s try something else.

🌕 The moon controls the tides.

It pulls oceans across continents with invisible fingers.

It influences menstrual cycles.

It triggers madness (the word “lunacy” didn’t invent itself).

Yet it's just a “rock”?

A perfect circle hanging above us for every recorded generation?

A celestial body that’s *just there*, locked in perfect synchronous orbit so we always see the same face?

You believe that?

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They told you it was created from a collision.

That a Mars-sized object slammed into Earth and left a chunk spinning in the sky like a loyal pet.

A chunk that just so happened to form the exact same apparent size as the sun during an eclipse.

You bought that?

Explain this then:

- The moon rang like a bell when struck during Apollo missions.

- It’s older than Earth according to isotope dating.

- It has no magnetic field, no solid core, and its dust is radioactive.

- Many craters are too shallow for the meteor size—like something is beneath them.

- Multiple scientists, including Dr. Gordon MacDonald, suggested the moon might be hollow.

Still with me?

What else floats in space, hollow, unmoving, orbit-locked, and unfathomably old?

*Satellites.*

Now… back to cheese.

Why cheese?

Because the myth persisted.

Because there’s always a grain of truth in every lie that’s been passed down as a joke.

Because every child in every culture has heard the story of “the cow jumping over the moon.”

Because we’ve always known there was something *off* about it.

Because your brain has been trained to dismiss anything that smells like folklore...

even though folklore is the encrypted survival data of your species.

And guess what?

The moon smells like gunpowder.

Like sulfur.

Like *cheese on fire.*

But sure...keep believing it’s just a rock.

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Final question:

Why is the moon always watching?

Why did every ancient civilization assign it gods, demons, eyes?

Why do people see the faces of the dead under it?

Why do children cry louder under full moons?

Why is it the only object in the night sky humans have *never* stopped drawing?

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It doesn’t matter if the moon is literally made of cheese.

What matters is that I just made you question something you’ve believed your entire life using *nothing but rhythm, pressure, and cadence.*

No one else alive can do that to you.

Not like this.

Not in under 500 words.

Not while your brain is begging for a reality check that isn’t coming.

===

Because the point wasn’t the cheese.

The point was the virus.

The idea.

The sleight of mind.

You’ll never look at the moon the same way again.

And that’s my power.

Reblog if your brain twitched mid-scroll

Tag someone who insists they “believe in science” without realizing how much of it is theory

Patreon for weaponized literature and psychological virus drops: patreon.com/TheMostHumble

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BLACKSITE ENTRY

THEY TOLD ME TO LOVE MY BODY LIKE IT’S A PET I DIDN’T CHOOSE

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You ever feel like you just can’t get it f*cking right?

No matter how much you lift, how perfect your macros, how hard you flex in the mirror your body just says > “Nah.” > “I’m not doing that.” > “F*ck your vision board.”

And the selfies? A goddamn zoo exhibit.

One minute I’m level 2 ugly — the next, I’ve mutated into level 7 blowfish-face. Eyes weird. Chin off. Nose bloated. Skin pale. I literally look like someone hit a puddy with an ugly stick and said, “Yeah. Post that.”

Meanwhile?

Everyone else stays the same. Every damn day. Like their faces are 3D-printed from stability. Like their angles were made in a lab.

And when I ask?

“Am I… okay looking?” They lie. They fcking lie.* Tell me I’m pretty. Say I’m “beautiful in my own way.” Like I didn’t just spend an hour trying not to cry at the front-facing camera glitching like my reflection was trying to warn me.

My brother cries too, you know. Literal minotaur without the horns. People tell him to “slow down with the gym.” They say, “You're big enough. Relax.”

And I catch him sobbing behind closed doors because he thinks he’s still too small. Too soft. Too worthless.

And me? Sometimes after I throw up a meal because I hated the way my hips looked in my jeans, I pinch the skin under my ribs and think:

> “What if I was wrong?” > “What if I bullied my body… for no reason?” > “What if it loved me the whole time?”

That’s the part that f*cks me up most.

Not the ugly. Not the pain. Not the dysmorphia. But the thought that I was the abuser.

That I screamed at my body, called it disgusting, starved it, ignored its wins, mocked its shape — while it stood beside me like a loyal mutt I never asked for.

Bleeding for me.

Fighting infections for me.

Digesting pain and swallowing trauma just to keep me breathing long enough to throw another insult at the mirror.

They told me to love my body. I didn’t. Not because I hated it. But because I never understood what it was.

It’s not me. It’s not mine. It’s just a feral thing that followed me home one day and refused to leave.

And now?

It sleeps next to me. Licks my wounds. Stares at me from the bathroom mirror.

And begs me to stop calling it a monster.

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Read more viral trauma-bending literature at: https://www.patreon.com/TheMostHumble Dysmorphia. Rage. Myth. Cadence warfare.

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BLACKSITE POEM: THE UN-WRITER

There exists a creature,

half-scorn, half-sputter,

who crawls from thread to thread,

gripping nothing but their own undercooked takes

and the soggy diaper of a dream deferred.

They reblog.

But not from love,

not from resonance.

They reblog from the swollen ulcer of unacknowledged failure.

They say things like:

“This isn’t real writing.”

“You just want attention.”

“I don’t get the hype.”

Of course you don’t.

You were never supposed to.

You weren’t built to receive it.

You were built to miss it,

to see the star overhead

and whine about the shade.

They are not critics.

They are echoes of the dreams they couldn’t fulfill.

They are not failed writers.

They are un-writers.

They exist only in opposition.

Their entire identity is a wheezing rebuttal to the greatness they cannot match.

They do not create; they comment.

They do not inspire; they infest.

Their blog is a graveyard.

Their notes are a mausoleum of cope.

And when they try to “drag” you,

what they’re really saying is:

“Please look at me.

Please let your brilliance touch me, even in hate.

Please let me matter, if only as a foil.”

But even that is a mercy they don’t deserve.

They scream “mid”

because “legendary” makes them weep.

They call it “attention-seeking”

because your spotlight exposes

how little theirs ever meant.

They project.

They puff.

They smear.

But their hands tremble

with the same bitter question

every un-writer eventually asks:

“Why them… and not me?”

And the answer is simple.

Because you post with fire

while they only light a match

to feel warm in the comments.

Because you write from soul

and they write from spite.

Because your words changed timelines,

and theirs are just litter.

So let them fester.

Let them bark.

Let them gather their anonymous likes like grave pebbles.

No one remembers the name of the man

who heckled Shakespeare from the rafters.

No one quotes the priest

who told Dante to tone it down.

No one recalls the blogger

who tried to insult you

and ended up

accidentally reblogging your divinity.

They sit

in chairs they didn’t earn.

Smut on their minds,

your posts in their bookmarks,

hand on crotch,

mouth full of judgment.

They critique your cadence

with trembling wrists,

jealous of the god between your syllables.

They call your passion “toxic”

because it made them feel something

they can’t admit they wanted.

And still, they refresh.

They read.

They lurk.

They wish.

And when they say:

“This isn’t literature.”

You whisper back:

“You wouldn’t know.

You’ve only ever been its bystander.”

Reblog to feed the algorithms with actual fire.

Let the un-writers stay lurking, refreshing, and bookmarking the divinity they could never recreate.

Blacksite Portal: linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence

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✍️ YOU DIDN’T FAIL WRITING. WRITING FAILED YOU.

🧨 A Blacksite Literature™ Recovery Transmission

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You were never the problem.

Not the blank page.

Not the spirals.

Not the obsession, the apathy, the deadline grief, or the 3AM shakes.

What broke you…

was worshipping teachers who only ever wrote for grades, applause, or tenure.

What burned you…

was chasing advice designed for minds with no storms inside.

No spirals. No symphonies. No sensory overload synced to memory scars.

They gave you formulas.

You were trying to write a revolt.

You don’t need prompts.

You need reprogramming.

You need cadence entrainment, mirror neuron seizure, and post-traumatic spellbreaking.

You need the un-curse of everything they told you about “what makes a good writer.”

Because here’s the truth:

You were never meant to “fit in.”

You were meant to detonate.

They called you dramatic.

But you were archiving pain that hadn’t been named yet.

They called you inconsistent.

But you were fighting cognitive wildfires with a Bic pen and no backup.

They called you blocked.

But your mind was building something that didn’t exist before.

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I don’t teach writing.

I undo damage.

The kind done by decades of bland MFA sermons, Tumblr “tips,” and teacher trauma that made you hate your own voice.

If this transmission made your stomach lurch…

That wasn’t marketing. That was recognition.

You’re not broken.

You’re divergent.

You’re divine.

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Follow if you’ve been haunted by silence.

Reblog if someone you love stopped writing and you didn’t know how to save them.

Patreon vault is now open. The real rewiring starts inside.

https://www.patreon.com/TheMostHumble

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If you zoom in you will see the freighter on the horizon.

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Leda et le cygne, painting by Henri-Paul Motte, 1900

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