[crowwithamonacle]

that’s it we’re going bald

[iwontactmyagenoi]

They’ll soon announce the crew of artemis 3!! yay!!

Ryan Gosling count your days on earth.

[atthispointeverythingischaos]

aroace being on the trending page for pride month isn’t what I was expecting but godDAMN do I love it.

[crowwithamonacle]

top five worst things ever:

1) having parents who said they would accept you for being queer

2) coming out as aroace to those accepting parents

3) “you just haven’t met the right person yet”

4) “it’s just a choice”

5) amatonormativity

aSJAUUSHAJAKAKDUJ someone is going to die

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[aroace-ryland-grace]

happy pride month to ryland grace the aroace of all time

[yellowplumfruit]

top 10 funniest pranks

[fairweatheralways]

[softwaring]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[virginshane]

LET ME SCROLL I DON’T WANT TO MOVE THINGS IN YOUR STUPID GAME

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[yuridiot]

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

[frogsaremychildren]

Heres an aroace bg I made happy pride

[halondrus]

[maxxie-or-smth]

google is it normal to look back on memories and feel as if you're watching someone else entirely