Beware untagged spoilers

I try not to look at it and just reblog crspoilers. I don't really tag anything, I'm sorry.

[crspoilersforlater]

Thank you new xkit for one-click postage. My favorite color is purple. Sorry for the spam I guess.

[widogast-ta]

Veth calling Caleb the best dunamancer indicates to me 1) she is aware of this particular pedantry in the Widogast-Thelyss household and 2) she uses it to piss Essek off specifically. And I love that for her

[captainofthetidesbreath]

sobbing that Jester and Fjord's honeymoon involves designated Jester activity days, implying the reverse and implying there is a strictly delineated itinerary (I mean, look at how much Fjord going into the Funball is asking for actionable details and tangible goals), but also that Jester chose to go HIKING up Rumblecusp volcano, please neither of them had an unambiguously great experience at.

this is so funny as a choice. neither of you are outdoorsy people. Fjord discovered he's allowed creature comforts and is never giving up them ever again. I do need to know what the OTHER activity days are and the general schedule to have balanced this out that made Fjord agree to hiking for a day. (other than the promise of getting laid lmfao)

this is all so funny. I totally understand why Fjord is upset about it. hiking is MISERABLE, often even if you DO like it. I love it when Fjord is miserable.

[captainofthetidesbreath]

"There's no riddle you can't brute force" hey now, Fjord solved those fair and square

[tshortik]

I could have never imagined in my life that I would illustrate official Mighty Nein Art for Critical Role, what a huge honor...

LET'S GOOO ♥️🫶

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Caleb spending his first turn to (unsuccessfully) polymorph Fjord into an orca, then immediately using a legendary action to try again, Caleb really was like this bastard has got to fucking GO

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Fjord popping out of the Forcecage is so funny though. it's always great to be reminded that Fjord's Charisma save is a +17: to beat Caleb's DC of 22 there, he's gotta roll a 5

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Laura: We're hiking up Rumblecusp.

Travis:

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Bren Brenatto. close enough. welcome back, Stonejaw Strongjaw

[grayintogreen]

Dead Wife Montage but it’s just the Ring of Fire Resistance every time Fjord could have utilized her.

[essektheylyss]

Anyway if you need me I'll be lying in a puddle thinking about Caleb calling Essek dear one and immediately shunting him out of the room to get him out because Essek wasn't going to leave him otherwise.

[grayintogreen]

“Maybe Lucien had a point” MY HEART LEAPT INTO MY THROAT. Hello, so Liam O’Brien looked ME dead in the eye from across time and space with that one.

[hiyaluronic]

[chipthekeeper]

"'Badger?' And I've got Nature's Tongue, so I can really speak to him."

+ bonus:

[chipthekeeper]

all I've ever needed in life was for Jennifer English to say 'queen shit' about something Laura Bailey did

[pretzelwicki]

... F U C K

They're so iconic, absolutely impeccable comedic timing on Julien's part

[captainofthetidesbreath]

so, new Seekers table. Julien and Occtis are increasingly openly hostile to one another. Occtis and Vaelus have a rift at the moment because she didn't think of him when she destroyed the Stone of Nightsong. Vaelus does not trust Bolaire at all. Bolaire seems upset with Thimble over the Thjazi of it all. Thimble and Julien have a frequently tumultuous relationship. Julien also seems to not like or trust Bolaire at all. Bolaire has antagonized Kattigan with "I lost everything" while still having siblings out there. Kattigan has barely spoken to anyone here who isn't Thimble. this isn't even getting to Thjazi being in Julien's shadow as a constant presence.