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Bunny// ♏// Mythical Woodland Creature//INFP/INTP

[kpop-locks]

bts ; army zip

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[tearuntold]

♡♡♡

[hoshees]

G U I L T Y 

[tearuntold]

have mercy with us

[monsterplazas]

V | "NOT GUILTY"

[aconybell-deactivated20200917]

The only kind of man who says, “Not all men are assholes,” is an asshole. If you really were a “nice guy,” you’d be saying, “Wow, lots of men are fucking assholes to women. Let’s do something to change that.”

[conspicuous-ac]

There it is.

[kyojinsenshu]

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

[afrowitchcraft-deactivated20180]

AND THAT IS THE TEA

[tacticalpineapple]

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

[strawberryinstantoatmeal-deacti]

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

[werewolfofsector2814]

Yeah… &?

Is it any different that women seeing cute things & wanting to squish their face?

[genderidentitty]

Is killing different than endearing physical contact? Local man unsure

[weaselle]

I really like … many aspects of hunting. And I think animals are beautiful. may I present

What is the point of mounting something like this sad, gross, proof that you will end a beautiful life for no good reason…. 

when you could frame you up a trophy like the photo below !? 

This takes at least as much skill, and involves all the same wilderness stalking. It proves that you are both brave AND compassionate. There’s no downside to doing this instead. Imagine you go to somebody’s home, and they have a trophy room filled with beautifully composed close up photos of wolves and deer and boar and eagles and things all over the walls, with a couple camera guns mounted up there too - on one wall is a photo of a standing bear who obviously sees the person taking the photo and it’s been blown up so the bear is life size (that’s why you need that gun-barrel lens, so the quality holds up when you enlarge the pic) The person you are visiting is like, “yeah, I took all these.” THAT’s impressive. A room full of dead things just means they are weird and gross and pointlessly cruel and proud of it.

[kingscrown666]

^^^

[patina-millers-biceps]

My dad goes out into the woods and takes pictures all the time. He still calls it “hunting” and when he comes home, he literally says “Hey, look at what i shot!” So doing this allows not only for great photos and time with nature, but also an A+ Dad Joke.

[punk-iish-deactivated20190110]

White people be like…

[labias]

Stop

[aconybell-deactivated20200917]

The only kind of man who says, “Not all men are assholes,” is an asshole. If you really were a “nice guy,” you’d be saying, “Wow, lots of men are fucking assholes to women. Let’s do something to change that.”

[conspicuous-ac]

There it is.

[quoms]

It’s always funny to me how الله‎ is translated as “Allah” instead of “God” so that intentionally or not (and I suspect more intentionally than not) it ends up sounding like Muslims worship some other, alternative monotheistic God of Abraham. A different one.

Anyway what I actually think we should do is just start doing this for every language. Have news stories talk about how Notre Dame is a cathedral where French Catholics pray to their god, Dieu. There’s a schism between the Russian and Ukrainian churches even though they both worship Bog. Etc.

[ladysparklefists]

idk I just love how we Young People Today use ~improper~ punctuation/grammar in actually really defined ways to express tone without having to explicitly state tone like that’s just really fucking cool, like

no    =    “No,” she said. 

no.    =    "No,” she said sharply.

No    =    “No,” she stated firmly.

No.    =    “No,” she snapped.

NO    =    “No!” she shouted.

noooooo    =    “No,” she moaned.

no~    =    “No,” she said with a drawn-out sing-song.

~no~    =    “No,” she drawled sarcastically.

NOOOOO    =    “No!” she screamed dramatically.

no?!    =    “No,” she said incredulously.

[allthingslinguistic]

I’ve been calling this “typographical nuance” and I have a few more to add: 

*no* = “No,” she said emphatically. 

*nopes on out of here* = “No,” she said of herself in the third person, with a touch of humorous emphasis.

~*~noooo~*~ = “No,” she moaned in stylized pseudo-desperation.

#no = “No,” she added as a side comment.

“no” = “No,” she scare-quoted.

wtf are you kidding no = “No,” she said flatly. “And I can’t believe I have to say this.”

no no No No NO NO NO NO = "No,” she repeated over and over again, growing louder and more emphatic. 

nooOOOO = “No,” she said, starting out quietly and turning into a scream.

*no = “Oops, I meant ‘no,’” she corrected, “Sorry for the typo in my previous message.”

[classicslesbianopinions]

might fuck around and memorize the entire odyssey in an attempt to become this era’s first bard

[mxnrique]

[lifeofcynch]

this is a nightmare

[commander-ledi]

this looks like what anxiety feels like

[nichtdaslicht]

[nepjaa]

Me if I had a mountain

[catchymemes]

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Like. The quote “I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” is such an integral quote/concept to LOTR that I just cannot for the life of me comprehend how people come away from LOTR inspired to write the grimdark i-love-war-and-suffering stories that populate fantasy

[elflady]

literally JRR TOLD us that if more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. But did we listen? No of course not! More angsting about redeeming our rightful throne by slaughtering hundreds!!!